A sign in the window of a pawn shop
a little subliminal message to those frat fags
Grandma got run down by a speeding car
There's rush hour traffic jams and then there's this insanity.
That bridge looks like a better option
And you thought rush hour was bad on the interstate
Saturday and Sunday you can just ride the sofa. Now you have this.
Like a frightening waterfall.
Wide lanes, Jerry
This was a traffic jam that lasted over a week.
Want to move you car? Get in line.