I'm Not Sure If This Is Cool...
Dogs are pretty cool as pets go, but remember, it's a living thing and shou...
That's really good.
Jerk. Cool jerk, that is.
All this fighting's tuckered us out
That thing looks hideous.
Why do I smell my mother in your sandwich? M-mom?
... and they knew in an instant it was love.
Just out for a drive.
There are better ways to get webs on your face.
...so walk my god damn pets.
...with a taxidermied chair!
...but it;s much easier to get drunk on land.