Just speak louder if it's not working
... our troops are sitting ducks! We need armored support!
We were admiring a 7 gram nug of bud and my buddy walked in from a night at...
Stacked and ready for command.
GOP Commands Attention
In This Picture: Photo of a person with red hair, makeup and a mask
When he's not trying to take over the world...he's scuba diving!
Cobra Commander Has Been Cloned
"There's got to be a better way fire the Death Star laser.
In this Picture: Leelee Sobieski in a Generals Uniform
Someone saw a need and filled it.
Gender swap Cobra Commander.
I am more hardcore than you.
He was killed in action during WWII, earning a Medal Of Honor and Silver St...
Do as he commands!
Things That Used To Make You Happy - Mr T Commandment