Cold as a brass toilet seat on Christmas morning.
May as well ...
the mustard has had enough
More like Stone Cold, playa.
Pugs are straight up gangster.
You know it is colder than a witches tit when this happens.
Sign outside bar dedicated to Amy Winehouse
A comic from Poorly Drawn Lines, the greatest internet comic of all time
...doesn't mean you can;t look fabulous.
... when city employees need to wear soup.
Nothing is more punk rock than a Coors Light slogan.
Water foutain in Medford Oregon
She must be cold
Pretty cool, get it?