Find the couch
He probably spends his whole life just sitting like that until he has sex o...
I would like to disappear somewhere in that small forest.
Nature is full of crafty ways to hide things in plain sight.
Me being creepy at the mall
In This Picture: Photo of dog on rug
Call me Camo
How does this guy always get the hot chicks
Blending into hideous carpets all over the world
He doesn't usually win at hide n seek.
He also vanishes into the closets of Kardashians
A little bit more hair growth and he's his own rug
He's a colonel.
Never trust an invisible monkey.
It's like he's bending light around himself.