Find the couch
I would like to disappear somewhere in that small forest.
Me being creepy at the mall
In This Picture: Photo of dog on rug
Call me Camo
He probably spends his whole life just sitting like that until he has sex o...
Blending into hideous carpets all over the world
He doesn't usually win at hide n seek.
He also vanishes into the closets of Kardashians
A little bit more hair growth and he's his own rug
Never trust an invisible monkey.
It's like he's bending light around himself.
He's a colonel.
In fairness this would work in dim light on any sweater.