My friend just got this card while sitting at an outdoor cafe in NYC!
Call Me Taken
This is what you call a meowcro brew.
What Did You Call Me Pussy
In This Picture: Photo of man covered in can tabs
A man with the skin around his eyes pierced together
In This Photo: A man bulging out his eyes
In This Photo: A dog’s face buried in a jar of peanut butter
In This Picture: Photo of a bloated face
Call me Ghillie
Call me Camo
A redhead posing for a picture
A woman with henna on her face
Call Me Lizzy
In This Picture: Photo of a guy wearing woman's clothes