Tonight he's gonna party like it's 1999.
It's supposed to serve 40.
Oh man, those babies don't stand a chance.
In This Picture: Photo of sexy ring girls
Bad idea, readers.
I feel secure.
That took a lot of work.
The downside is that he just made himself unavailable to every girl with a ...
I thought Michelangelo was the "party dude?"
The fun part is that if you drop a lightsaber it really would become lethal...
Da-da-da da-da DA!
This is illegal no matter what it's referring to
They just don't name video games like they used to.