Come on, why do this?
Brunettes are evil, we all knew it.
That might be a warning left there by someone who escaped.
Not used? Lonely pervert, that's either a lie or the saddest thing I've eve...
It's got terrible lumbar support, but it will f**k you.
... but I bet you're already choosing.
Polygons were awesome.
In This Picture: Photo of dummies
... and not a single one of them showed up to my animal-masked human huntin...
Security had no plan in place for this.
Don't forget to floss.
...is remarkably easy.