You only get one chance to mess up
I prefer to just apologize to every person I meet for this horrible thing o...
And maybe get a pedicure.
One of these pics is sexy, and one is a car.
Chicks dig it.
Oh, you have to stop on the other side?
...or he lives near the power plant.
That's what public fountains are for.
Do animals get haircuts like humans? What world is this?