Think twice next time, church.
Come on, dentist.
What is going on? There's so much badness! Is badness a word?
Words To Live By
If you had to make a video game Helmet though, why not Toad?
Yeah, bad move, Cold Stone.
Dragon's not a word to be tossed around lightly.
Remember, The Safe Word Is ARF!
That's morbid... but funny.
Not that bad, truth be told.
You just got burned, ladies!
You're not cool if you don't get your poor people spayed and neutered!
Unfortunately, God's wordplay is pretty f***king stupid.
But he's got it under control.
I want my money back!