To be fair, he keeps his wallet in his back pocket.
What, you put yours in your pockets? Pshhhh.
This backpack comes with a “please mug me” pocket.
She Has Two Pussy Pockets
It would be too heavy to carry around an actual gas powered chainsaw in you...
God, please let us come back as sand.
A little cat in a shirt pocket
That thing looks hideous.
No pockets? No Problem.
In this picture: Robert Downey with an Iron Man figurine in his jacket pock...
The look you get when you eat your roommates last Hot Pocket.
If animals recreated Empire Strikes Back.