Time consuming, but simple
"Who dares awaken Golemagg the Incinerator!?"
This is the only time I can remember liking a swag joke.
That explains why no one paid me for handjobs this morning.
That'll take some time to fix.
The tights need work.
That's a win.
I'll assume prank.
... the monkey-on-a-goat lane.
So no seatbetls, then?
... I'd just bring it in with me.