I'm so glad I didn't grow up to be a freak.
That's too hostile.
In This Picture: Photo of man on pole
Girl with natural boobs
...you have to sell sandwiches on the train.
On second thought, who cares why. Just get me a hammer.
...we can;t have nice things.
...but my Long John Silvers tastes pretty good, for a change.
You don't buy your bling at Circuit City.
... the city's sewers are always clogged.