THE RIVER DEBUTS

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Uploaded Feb. 10, 2012 by
Break.com Staff

I'm Mike McAlister and this is Newsfeed. ABC premiered its new show 'The River' this week to pretty tepid reviews. 'The River' follows a film crew that travels down the Amazon river searching for some missing dude and they're attacked by jungle ghosts. Now what I think could really beef up the show is to kill everybody off and then to bring the ghost back to America to star in a three-camera sitcom! "Ghost, I can't believe you scared my date off! I really liked her!" "I'm sorry Gary but she scared me too! Did you see her snaggly tooth?!!" "Oh Ghost! That is so ghost of you!" My name is Michael McAlister and you've been fed! By A Ghost!"