Dangerous Dingo Attacks Little Girl
Australia is a barren, desolate, deadly wasteland of a continent populated by terrifying animals and cockney convicts. Right? Maybe that statement is a wee bit stereotypical, but stories about dingo attacks certainly don't help their image. That's one of the oldest jokes in the big Australian joke book that I have on my coffee table.
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This is a transcript of Dingo Attacks on Newsfeed...In Australia Dingoes have attacked a 3 year old girl. She’s fine and her parents have already been practicing the line, “The Dingo Almost Ate My Baby” in order to get a movie deal. I already bought the T-Shirt. You can too at shirtsforidiots.com. Dingo attacks actually quite common, which is yet another reason to look down on Australian society along with surly drunks, beer for Douchebags and Crocodile Dundee. And remember if your kid wanders off make sure to give them a gun to shoot the would be attacking dingoes. That’s just responsible parenting.
