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Worlds Dumbest Mechanic
 
 
 
 
 
 

Worlds Dumbest Mechanic

 
 
 

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Uploaded Nov. 10, 2006 by
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I'm no mechanic but I would at least remember to make sure the engine is off and the car isn't in gear before I went to work. The car's owner is gonna be confused when he gets his bill for an oil change and finds out he needed new brakes, a new windshield, a paint job, a bumper and for some reason a garage door.

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  • d0ubl3v1s10n

    d0ubl3v1s10n - 5 months ago

    Like a good neighbor, Statefarm is there!

  • JabSice

    JabSice - 3 years ago

    at least he did: put on his right flasher

  • Philippe369

    Philippe369 - 3 years ago

    new Brakes ???: the guy from break who did the video description definitly isn't a mechanic.

  • Jim77

    Jim77 - 3 years ago

    what: a DUMBA$$

  • patrickswayze

    patrickswayze - 3 years ago

    FAIL!: .

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    2uoykcuf

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    2uoykcuf

    2uoykcuf - 3 years ago

    :..-..: Give him a break. He is, after all, a mechanic. It's not like he's publishing a thesis on vehicle safety.

    • closstown

      closstown - 2 years ago

      @2uoykcufwhat are you doin using your big school words just use norman people words and ill understand what your talkin about.

    • BobbyGee

      BobbyGee - 2 years ago

      @2uoykcufFake. Norman people don't use words

  • drzoirdberg

    drzoirdberg - 3 years ago

    ya umm: who evers goin like oh the clutch is on but the brake with the carbiratr or some car shit shut up no one needs to know how it happened or if its like fake no one fuckin cares it rewens the funnyness

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    lizardsman1718

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    lizardsman1718 - 3 years ago

    hey: a manual car can start witount the clutch if the solonoid goes bad and they hey is on the starter will move the car. i know this from personal experiance on my 5.0 mustang and the 3 broken toes and rib my friend recived is an everyday reminder

    • martilol

      martilol - 3 years ago

      @lizardsman1718You have a mustang: but you can't spell without? I'd have to assume you stole it.

    • kool7583

      kool7583 - 3 years ago

      @lizardsman1718lol @: martilol....seems true though

    • mainevent862

      mainevent862 - 3 years ago

      @lizardsman1718ok so if the manual car did happen to start by itself, it would have to be in gear to drive, and if it was in gear, started, and no one was on the clutch, it would die...idiot. I <3 DOHC VTEC!!

    • NOR-Wizard

      NOR-Wizard - 2 days ago

      @Ehm... It seems like you Americans really shouldn't comment anything about manual gears.

  • omgers

    omgers - 2 years ago

    this is what they were saying:: hey what happened? i dont know, the car just started

  • aGoatGoneMad

    aGoatGoneMad - 2 years ago

    hey well at least: both the turn signals work.

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    gohotorgohome

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    gohotorgohome - 2 years ago

    how did the car get in gear: without applying the break ?

    • 4shitsandgiggles

      4shitsandgiggles - 2 years ago

      @gohotorgohomewat: holy shit you have said the most retarded thing ever and no i dont feel bad cuz your not that hot girl in the picture

    • CIlium

      CIlium - 4 years ago

      @gohotorgohomelol shitsandgiggles: one thing though, what made it take off? if it was on and he turned if off it wouldnt go anywhere. it cant start without applying the brake or clutch. i fail to see what started it

    • dlbbitch716

      dlbbitch716 - 3 years ago

      @gohotorgohomewho cares: still funny

  • Cr33py

    Cr33py - 2 years ago

    FIRST OF ALL: Thats in a body shop. 2nd the idiots just got done painting it!!!

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    assholefucker

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    assholefucker

    assholefucker - 2 years ago

    hey: you need a brake job dumbass

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    asskickinwhiteboy

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    asskickinwhiteboy - 2 years ago

    fake: hes not even a real tech theres no tools in that garage

    • Chef_Boyardee

      Chef_Boyardee - 2 years ago

      @asskickinwhiteboyYeah most def: He just wanted to fool you and spend all that money to crash his car.

  • mothergoose

    mothergoose - 2 years ago

    mechanic: OK LADY>>>>>>URR CAR IS REDDY

  • Criswell

    Criswell - 2 years ago

    LOL @: LOL SAUCE

  • RotaryRich

    RotaryRich - 2 years ago

    YOUR: FIRED! haha

  • SlaveMcSlave

    SlaveMcSlave - 2 years ago

    L O L S A U C E !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!: YOU DUMB FUCK AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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    Ziisus

    Ziisus - 2 years ago

    Those Russians: It looks like there's russian plates in the car. The car's called Lada 110 in Europe.

  • xlogik

    xlogik - 2 years ago

    In gear: Definitely started up in gear, Indicator must've been knocked after it crashed and stalled. Nobody could push a car that hard, and it's not a dumb Brit as the car is LHD.

  • defazzi9

    defazzi9 - 2 years ago

    haha: i like how the blinkers changed.

  • _Samo_

    _Samo_ - 2 years ago

    hm: Might i point out the date at the top of the video Mon Oct 16 2006..todays only the 15th and this vid is a few days old as it is ^.^ So if it was the guy who was working on the car who set up the camera..hes a double idiot 1) dont know the date 2) crashing a car o.O

  • dr_jeffreyo

    dr_jeffreyo - 2 years ago

    Not as dumb: as the asshole who drove into the pit. And xris smiles, that thing on the front is a BUMPER-stay in school-and you know jack shit about body damage you can't possibly see from this video.

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    MrTipps

    MrTipps - 2 years ago

    Shocking!!!: Another dumbass Brit! WTG!

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