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World's Slowest Moving Cat
 
 
 
 
 
 

World's Slowest Moving Cat

 
 
 

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Uploaded Jan. 15, 2009 by
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This little fella used up at least one or two lives on this near miss.

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  • IllicitWeaponry

    IllicitWeaponry - 2 years ago

    holy $hit!

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    koffeaphreak

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    koffeaphreak

    koffeaphreak - 2 years ago

     yeah he seen that coming, just the noise of the train made him uncomfortable..

  • WOODROWWILLY

    WOODROWWILLY - 3 years ago

    Cat knew what he was doing !

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    Marlana

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    Marlana

    Marlana - 3 years ago

     Poor little baby:(

    • GoGoAGoGo

      GoGoAGoGo - 2 years ago

      @Marlanayeah, he might be def. at least he didnt get confused and run in the wrong direction.

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    hllobiatch - 3 years ago

     ass with the camera was probably hoping for a hit

    • Rusky250

      Rusky250 - 3 years ago

      @hllobiatchi was hoping for a hit. bless the guy with the camera waiting for the cat to get ripped

    • romajo

      romajo - 3 years ago

      @hllobiatchI second that...let 'er rip!

    • FaQe

      FaQe - 3 years ago

      @hllobiatchTacos are my favourite food.

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    LoriMistress

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    LoriMistress

    LoriMistress - 3 years ago

     That cat was probably deaf.

    • Tribano

      Tribano - 3 years ago

      @LoriMistressit being a cat... it would still be able to sense it through vibrations and stuff you would think.

  • freefallin6

    freefallin6 - 3 years ago

     what a bad ass cat

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    Hirnlego

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    Hirnlego

    Hirnlego - 3 years ago

    Its not a near-MISS, its a near-HIT (yeah, that's from Carlin)

  • korbb

    korbb - 3 years ago

     This cat probably grew up on the tracks and knew it is not in any danger as long as it doesnt cross the tracks

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    pixiesprimecut

    pixiesprimecut - 3 years ago

     cats are great....for GAY people and OLD ladies.

    • tomass04

      tomass04 - 3 years ago

      @pixiesprimecutso their perfect for you and your mom?

    • patww99

      patww99 - 3 years ago

      @pixiesprimecutlol

    • Fartgasss

      Fartgasss - 3 years ago

      @pixiesprimecutpwned

    • bothiliz

      bothiliz - 3 years ago

      @pixiesprimecutHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • Logan-Hawkins-871

      Logan-Hawkins-871 - 4 months ago

      @pixiesprimecutHEY!I HAVE A CAT and im not old nor a gay person!im a kid!and a lot of people are NOT gay!

    • Lucas-Howard-825

      Lucas-Howard-825 - a month ago

      @Logan-Hawkins-871your clearly too young for this site and also too young to know if your gay yet, watch out

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    crof - 3 years ago

     the guy filmin this is probably naked except probably a pair of womens underwear on his head that he found in a trashcan an stole the camera while spying on a couple gettin it on in the bushes.

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    mickemat - 3 years ago

     Who is the fucktard that is filming? Help the cat instead of "waow it maybe will be runned over!!!". I bet it was an American...

    • BadPedestrian

      BadPedestrian - 3 years ago

      @mickematYea fucktard let the man throw something at the cat or go towards it to scare it away from the tracks both of those things would cause the cat to jump into the speeding train. moron. Im gonna wait till your leaning over an edge and becuase i assume your iQ is lower than the cat's ill throw a shoe at your or try and scare you so you'll get away....hopefully you fall instead

    • foogama

      foogama - 3 years ago

      @mickematROFLCOPTER!!! pwned.

    • cockswab

      cockswab - 3 years ago

      @mickematyea americans they suck

    • TheIThatIsWolf

      TheIThatIsWolf - 3 years ago

      @mickematNo most of the losers that would film this cat hoping it would get run over are not American. THey are form third world countries like England

    • Hazo

      Hazo - 3 years ago

      @mickematOh yeah England is really a third world country errmmm cough New Orleans cough cough

    • BrutalMind

      BrutalMind - 3 years ago

      @mickematAt least us Americans can speak proper english. Learn the language before you post again.

    • patww99

      patww99 - 3 years ago

      @mickemathahaha, sorry but BrutalMind, we invented the f*cking language u f*cktard! Haha that post has made my day, "learn the language" haha

    • REEFAMAN

      REEFAMAN - 3 years ago

      @mickematthe trainzor should have splatted the catzor for the winzor

  • bigpig

    bigpig - 3 years ago

    Almost a CATastrophe. Yukyukyuk.

  • judas69

    judas69 - 3 years ago

    Why the hell is break featuring this abusive shit anyway?

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    judas69

    judas69 - 3 years ago

    Assuming this wasn't faked, people who do this shouldn't have life.

    • topthe50

      topthe50 - 3 years ago

      @judas69yeah same thing 4 those people who just stand around n watch birds fly into plane engines!! U should be deathed!

    • bones79z

      bones79z - 3 years ago

      @judas69and u clicked on it and watched it dumbass. ure just as bad

    • judas69

      judas69 - 3 years ago

      @judas69So, because I clicked on a video entitled "World's Slowest Moving Cat" from the front page and have taken offense to it and it's feature, I am thus somehow "just as bad" as this guy? AND, a dumbass? Are you serious? Tip: Stop commenting like a 10 year old girl.

    • judas69

      judas69 - 3 years ago

      @judas69Ah nevermind, you were replying to topthe50 (who made even less sense). :P

  • redeyezz

    redeyezz - 3 years ago

     cat must have been drugged or something like that

  • IIIJMANIII

    IIIJMANIII - 3 years ago

     Reminds me of that whole stand your ground scene in lord of the rings

  • DMan9821

    DMan9821 - 3 years ago

     So there was a guy hanging out by the train tracks just video taping a cat?

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    aperfectcircle

    aperfectcircle - 3 years ago

    If you can dodge a train, you can dodge a ball.

  • Dustar

    Dustar - 3 years ago

    Cat Like Reflexes, LOL

  • DanDeathReaper

    DanDeathReaper - 3 years ago

     slow cat? bull shit that cat played dodge the train and ducked its head just in time

  • bnjcarver

    bnjcarver - 3 years ago

     Fake.

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    ShortysPop1 - 3 years ago

     that cat just doesnt give afuck! haha hes a hardass!

    • eeq

      eeq - 3 years ago

      @ShortysPop1seriously, i have had cats my whole life and every single one would have been scared crapless and been out long before the train even got near them

    • superNihilist

      superNihilist - 3 years ago

      @ShortysPop1which only proves that this cat is a hardass. It's a cool cat, not a slow cat. It knows when it's time to move.

    • Justsumdood

      Justsumdood - 3 years ago

      @ShortysPop1Im sorry this is one bad ass cat and he aint even black

    • THEzombiegrinder

      THEzombiegrinder - 3 years ago

      @ShortysPop1hard asses make for soft heads

  • Bayoubound

    Bayoubound - 3 years ago

    retarded cat. nice.

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