Posted by bradsts on Dec. 22, 2008
Be funny. Don't be mean. We may remove comments that cross the line.
Staffan-Nilsson-727 - 10/29/2011 5:55:18 AM
So did they find out what was wrong with the bottle?
ibanking06 - 4 months ago
it's gonna cost a few bucks to fix the mri machine now.
Staffan-Nilsson-727 - a year ago
lucas_number_one - a month ago
@Staffan-Nilsson-727 its full of S K I T T - S K I T T
Trae-Clark-946 - a year ago
It's called "Magnetic Resonance Imaging" for a reason.
Emphasis on the "Magnetic" part.
ThatWasFckinFake - 2 years ago
I had a buddy that couldn't get an MRI because he had a BB in his wiener from getting shot there as a kid.... now i know why...
Mycoxaflopin - 2 years ago
@ThatWasFckinFake bb in the wiener...does that happen alot where your from?
SILLInstain - 2 years ago
@ThatWasFckinFake A Led BB? That's crazy yo! I bet you are kidding, but if you are not your friend must have the weirdest looking wiener in the world...
Jaak-Beentjes-926 - 5 months ago
@SILLInstain You have copper coated metal ones they do a lot more damage and are always round.
HILLARY_PREZ_NOW - 2 years ago
55 million hard working loyal and honest Americans are forced to go without any health care b/c $hit sack idiots vote GOP. Remember - GOP caused 9-11. Support the Democrats or go die quietly if you can't support us. Thanks,
thobbssss - 2 years ago
@HILLARY_PREZ_NOW ^^ communist
WAREHOUSE77 - 2 years ago
@HILLARY_PREZ_NOW I think it's because they are too stupid to go to college or get a real job.
quitsayingfake - 2 years ago
@HILLARY_PREZ_NOW Democrats.... Love to give away everything they don't have.
ShroudedOne - 2 years ago
@HILLARY_PREZ_NOW Screw the Dems and the Reps! This Country was founded by neither you fools! We need better, alternative leadership not this current pack of jackasses...
FunknDrunk - 2 years ago
@HILLARY_PREZ_NOW thobbsss your fuckin stupid
Slimjim1503 - 2 years ago
@HILLARY_PREZ_NOW Umm Shrouded...i dont believe any of us said we were 250 years old..
ColonelPotter - 2 years ago
@HILLARY_PREZ_NOW go bake me a pie.
loveskanks - a year ago
@HILLARY_PREZ_NOW commie fucktard. Let's give away all the money we dont have to support pieces of shit that give back nothing. Crack heads, lazy fucks and the hard working blue collar man...give 'em the same treatment! Good thinking!
Silver_Fang - a year ago
@loveskanks It's been proven that crack heads and lazy fucks are actually human beings who feel pain. See, when people are born into poverty they're forced to grow in an environment which perpetuates inequality, suffering and injustice... unable to escape they become conditioned to the poverty, they seek the drugs, commit the crimes and ultimately fritter away... With people that care maybe the inequality and poverty might stop. Maybe these kids might get a chance... but if people are still thinking like you, &
tommyk4000 - 2 years ago
Thats what a time machine should sound like.... maybe its a time machine?
GeoJim - 2 years ago
Imagine eating a handful of ball bearings...waiting for about 6 hours, then eating another handful, and then going in one of these....ewwwww!
lowzone1 - 2 years ago
and they send a bill to the insurance company for 2,001,000.00 for a scan........well after the scan we needed to replace the $2m machine cause your client ruined it......
imb4u2 - 2 years ago
what kind of a stupid ass does something like that to a 2 million dollar piece of medical equipment ?????????/
@imb4u2 stfu nsane
The_Merkon - 2 years ago
Thats a good way to ruin an expensive piece of equipment.
hooty020 - 2 years ago
or more accurately but less soundly accepted.. nuclear magnetic resonance.
magnetic resonance imaging?
mightybh - 2 years ago
I guess those patients waiting to get diagnosed will have to wait some more.
bacalaohombre - 2 years ago
It's obvious that MRI stands for Magnetic Rape Instrument
tith - 2 years ago
only magnetic materials (iron, nickel, and cobalt) would react like that. Most piercings are not made of those three. Something similar to this was on Mythbusters a while back.
meattastic - 2 years ago
I had a Prince Albert before my MRI. I still have it, but now my wang's two feet long...
Maverick_01 - 2 years ago
DntFearTheReefer - 2 years ago
THAT SUCKS FOR US METAL HEADS.
badkarma44 - 2 years ago
led_head4life - 2 years ago
@DntFearTheReefer ugh, ur right
handymanwithafan - 2 years ago
@DntFearTheReefer yea wanna bes
djskillsaw - 2 years ago
I love the final sound at the end of a piece of metal falling after the machine shuts down.
gtmc - 2 years ago
@djskillsaw easlily amused gay person
4x4Girl - 2 years ago
I am an x-ray tech who used to do weekends in MRI. If you have have metal in your eye, they will go do a regular x-ray of your skull to see if there is anything still there. And the reason for no earrings or piercings...anything metal going THROUGH your skin can heat up to the point of causing some pretty serious burns.
TiaDalma - 2 years ago
@4x4Girl that's scary.
CAFlicker10 - 2 years ago
@4x4Girl thats scarry ftw
ubend - 2 years ago
@4x4Girl do they think that your brains might be be missing from your skull?
mach1ne - 2 years ago
on the questionnaire before you have an mri they ask "have you ever had any metal enter your eye". I'd hate to be the guy that answers that incorrectly.
gancystyle - 2 years ago
@mach1ne I think you would know if you've had metal enter your eye.
chevythunders - 2 years ago
@mach1ne i have heard of people that were in the war that didnt know they had taken a bullet. 30 years later, go figure, the doctor found it.
KillerGator - 2 years ago
my dad is hogging the tv and watching cnn. what a bitch
DustyJ22 - 2 years ago
@KillerGator why would u care internet far superior anyway
pimpbot - 2 years ago
Great... something else for the liberals to make me afraid of... now I can't wear my scuba gear into the MRI. I'm sure its an Obama Muslim conspiracy.
andrew_7891 - 2 years ago
.......quick now everyone run!!!!
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