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What Are You Sinking?
 
 
 
 
 
 

What Are You Sinking?

 
 
 

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Uploaded Feb. 10, 2006 by
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Great commercial for language tapes. A rookie in the German Coast Guard cant recognize a disaster when he hears one. He should have paid more attention in school.

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  • sgtsnakeeyes

    sgtsnakeeyes - 3 years ago

     The title should be, "What Are You Sinking About?".

  • brainchopper

    brainchopper - 3 years ago

    .: hahaha what a german rocket scientist

  • LJdepot9779

    LJdepot9779 - 2 years ago

    funny...: funny as hell

  • shawtyb1ach

    shawtyb1ach - 2 years ago

    LOL: niceee

  • TrevorP

    TrevorP - 2 years ago

    old: but good

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    Engen20 - 2 years ago

    FUNNY AS HELL!: I just love it!

    • MasterFire

      MasterFire - 2 years ago

      @Engen20We're sinking We're Sinking!: What are you thinking about?

  • Engen20

    Engen20 - 2 years ago

    http://break.com/m0u5y: why? English is international!!!!! By the way...in ex: WE have lots of illegal fishing by the russians in norwegian water....those fuckers can speak english for shit

  • m0u5y

    m0u5y - 2 years ago

    ps: at least in japanese they use ??? (doitsu) which.. sounds more like dutch but whatever. And why is Japan called Japan when in Japan it's called ?? - ??? ???? nihon or nippon? There are terms relating to Nipponic culture but where did Japan come from?

  • m0u5y

    m0u5y - 2 years ago

    sick!: Funny as heck... but... why should he know english. The dumbars who actually needed the help should have some general knowledge of the languages in the area...

  • germandude

    germandude - 2 years ago

    lol: yeah he means "thinking", the "th" is pretty hard to pronounce for most of the germans, they make to an "s"-sound

  • winabunch

    winabunch - 2 years ago

    German Coastguard: My favorites

  • Samoin

    Samoin - 2 years ago

    Wie große Stichel?: Dumaz was meinst du? Wo? wem? Das stimmt gar nicht! Die Leute mit großen Schw...sind meistens gemischt!" kein Pur Deutscher....:( There's another one...not only kraut. Do you guys know about "GERMAN KARTOFFEL" That means a lot actually but I want to hear more! hahaha

  • Fyzzi

    Fyzzi - 2 years ago

    But for the love of got: Give that hate eachother shit up please. Im so goddamn sick of less evolved creatures like u who come to this site to insult eachother. Who tha hell cares if germans are good at english or not, u americans dont have the best vocabulary either... Mostly saying fuck and shit. Great clip though. Only one question, with "sinking" does the german fella mean singing or thinking? Oh and BTW, te word kraut bellongs in the 40s my dear yankee friends, so use it in a computer game insted.

  • TheLeveller

    TheLeveller - 2 years ago

    ...: Very funny commercial, though the German Coastguard is one of the best in the world...

  • thoughtless787

    thoughtless787 - 2 years ago

    Slappy_McBappy: suck your daddys dick and die in your shithole somewhere on the edge of america. Your German sucks, we all know that you use an translator you embrassing piece of shit. Kraut is no insult for us Germans, it just confirms your loosy, unworth, risible, embrassing life. You will die in your dumbness, no knowledge about the world and the people, a disgrace for your family, your american compatriots and the peope who will come after you.

  • thoughtless787

    thoughtless787 - 2 years ago

    4twenty: 4twenty, deine komische Meinung interessiert niemanden. Wechsel die Baumschule und das mit dem Englisch lernen klappt schon :)

  • thoughtless787

    thoughtless787 - 2 years ago

    German Pride: WHAHA this video is definitv some awesome shit. I still can't stop laughing. Even no young germans speak like this guy. I know it because I am from Germany. And at least, stfu with your Kraut shit you retared basterds.

  • Dan_The_Vicious

    Dan_The_Vicious - 2 years ago

    what are you sinking about?: funny as hell!! one of the few funny commercials BREAK has posted

  • NAnwesend

    NAnwesend - 2 years ago

    Guys: Americans that are calling germans stupid? How paradox is that? <3 Lets just say you both suck?

  • edds

    edds - 2 years ago

    humor: hmmz is this another "germans are dumb" commercial? anyway, the joke was fun though

  • BigStun

    BigStun - 2 years ago

    great video: Father was in the army and I was born in Nürnberg...Germany kicks ass!

  • Dumaz

    Dumaz - 2 years ago

    meistereder-- "master bater": I'll show you my Pferd Hahn and you pull down your pants and show your Esel and maybe we can connect...lol...

  • meistereder

    meistereder - 2 years ago

    stichel?: i dont know if youre hung like a horse, but youre not german. wtf is a stichel? You can say: Schwengel, Geraet, Trum, Puller, Schniedel, Peter, Kasperl. But theres no "stichel". (now thats off topic lol)

  • Dumaz

    Dumaz - 2 years ago

    Grosse Stichel!: Germans are hung like horses, Europeon women love their grosse stichels! I know I'm German and I have a big one!

  • 4twenty

    4twenty - 2 years ago

    lol: i am german and i think this comercial is verry funny. but the background is not. germans should start learning proper english (me included) they first should stop synchronising english movies (that makes me sick) and then start teaching english in first grade @school. maby that would help. but germans need fucking centuries to change something. ps: tut mir leid ihr lieben mitbuerger, aber das ist meine meinung

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