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What is Vampires Suck Rated?

Not another vampires suck trailor! If you were obsessed with vampires back in the day, by now you have probably grown out of that stage and if you haven't yet, you will after watching this movie. Those bloodsuckers are good for nothing except taking your money at the movie theater. This is just another Dracula type scam to get people to watch another vampires sucks trailor.

 
 
 

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What is Vampires Suck rated you ask? It's rated awesome. This brilliant comedy is from the makers of meet the spartans. These guys really understand comedy. They pull in things that have happened in the real world and then make references to them in the movie. Genius. Someone call the academy and tell them this should win an Oscar. So go see it for your self and tell us what Vampires suck is rated, and make your own video.

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  • cupcake1234

    cupcake1234 - 6 months ago

    iz was aswesome

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  • JonathanWillard

    JonathanWillard - 8 months ago

    I'd rate it half-retarded. The other half is stupid. I tried to watch it but couldn't stay awake or be bothered to even smile at the predictable jokes.

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  • deadlyfemme

    deadlyfemme - a year ago

    Not a real fan of the parody movies but there is an epic one on Netflix called Taintlight that is probably the most awful, low budget, bad taste, stupid and all around hilarious Twilight spoofs out there. It's a little painful to watch at first, but not nearly as excruciating as having to sit through New Moon.

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  • DylanKosinski

    DylanKosinski - a year ago

     Who Ordered Chinese Food, LOLZ!

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  • dainitachiquita

    dainitachiquita - a year ago

    Edward Edward we love you your the best! No Jacobs the best! And slam! Right in the face with a shovel!!! Totally awesome! TEAM JACOB

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  • lilnard

    lilnard - a year ago

    Lol

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  • Wildmage

    Wildmage - a year ago

     Oh god, it's Friedberg and Seltzer on the loose again. When will someone fire their asses so they'll stop making these shitty movies?

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  • MJ'sClarinetPlaya97

    MJ'sClarinetPlaya97 - a year ago

    epic.

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    Maverickhey - a year ago

    Trust me the movie will be funny, haters would think to love that someone FINALLY made a movie making fun of the sprakling vampires by now.

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    • Moz2121

      Moz2121 - a year ago

      @MaverickheyI hope t It's funny I hate twilight movies. It's worse than gili

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  • MichaelWatts

    MichaelWatts - a year ago

    Funny thing is, it's pretty much summing up Twilight in it's own awesome version. All these comments hating on it, who cares what you think? Some people don't like Twilight.

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  • ElsyMartinez

    ElsyMartinez - a year ago

     Haha! Can't wait till it comes out! i love the twilight saga nd i think its funny you guys r tryinq to make it into a "comedy"

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    Fcku13 - a year ago

     ohhhh you guys are sooooo cool! hahahha i loved all your movies EXCEPT this one, you guys are dumb h cause Twilight Saga makes way more money then you could ever even dream of you have to make this, and yeah twilights "dumb and sucks period." ummmm get a clue who had 993247890181877189057830584857 fans and plus. get a life people. :)

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    • MichaelWatts

      MichaelWatts - a year ago

      @Fcku13Why you crying?

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    • Ashhole666

      Ashhole666 - a year ago

      @Fcku13u pulled that number outa your ass

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    • deadlyfemme

      deadlyfemme - a year ago

      @Fcku13oh are you referring to some mormon trash novels that were horribly written and pray on the angst ridden suburban volvo driving teens' emotions of brooding and emo-esque romeo and Juliet story that has been played out over and over and over in Cinema? The acting is awful, the characters are vapid and the whole fagpire movement has destroyed one of the coolest archetypal villains in classical literature.

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    vincena23 - a year ago

     thats freakin hilaious thats pretty good

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    • Sperkzy

      Sperkzy - a year ago

      @vincena23Can someone explain to me what is funny about ANYTHING in that trailer? Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans, Date Movie are all terrible horrible comedies. Not one ounce of comedy.

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    AbigailParker - a year ago

     I like the Twilight series, but this looks hilarious. And anyway, its not like twilight is the only thing this is making fun of. Ever heard of True Blood, or the Vampire diaries? On top of that, this is just like Scary Movie, Date Movie, Funny Movie, etc. It's a parody. Get over it.

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    • BrianRoth

      BrianRoth - a year ago

      @AbigailParkerYea and I got tired of that stupid shit 10 years ago

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    SoniaGosal - a year ago

     Haha, I love twilight but this is something else! Haha i would pay millions to watch this! And is it Anneliese van der Pol at 0:56?

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    • TylerEtheredge

      TylerEtheredge - a year ago

      @SoniaGosaly yes... yes it is... chelsea from That's So Raven... she got chuncky... i gues all tht vegetarian food they had her eating on the show, kept her skinny hehe

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  • Neokogirl

    Neokogirl - a year ago

     Ok, I love this it is so funny. I'm a die hard twilight fan. If I can handle it then so can you. Some of y'all need to calm down. It is a movie not to mention, Stephanie Myers probable approved of it. They couldn't use all the scenes if she didn't give them permission. Mrs.Myers has a good sense of humor, so you should get one too! I mean seriously making a big fuss and saying the things you are... what are you 2? Any ways, Two thumbs up! Totally going to watch it and get a good laugh!

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  • Zelfan

    Zelfan - a year ago

     AHAHAHA finally! Someone making fun of a obviously terrible line of movies. Oh! Quick question for you Twilight fans. Why is it that Edward always has that 'just smelled sh it' face?

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    maie - a year ago

    THIS IS SO STUPID! DO WE MAKE FUN YOUR MOVIES JUST BECAUSE WE DONT LIKE THEM? THEN WHY SHOULD BE BE SO LOW? YALL ARE JUST JEALOUS THAT SOMEONE FINALLY MADE A GOOD MOVIE...

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    • bereal475

      bereal475 - a year ago

      @maie Is not that THEY are jealus cuz now to live up the expectations of the girls either, THEY have to behave like GENTLEMANS or HIT THE GYM every day, and they want to act like troglodytes and pack can and cans of beer in their nasty belly. ha ha ha Im sad for them.

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    • MichaelWatts

      MichaelWatts - a year ago

      @maieY'ALL CRAZY CRACKER, WHAI YOU HATIN

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    Kudvayne - a year ago

    twilight is a good line of books/movies. whoever says it's not good or makes shitty movies bashing on twilight is just jealous because you'll never have anywhere near the amount of money every person who has to do with twilight does. this movie is going to be just as bad as all the teen movie/not another teen movie/date movie "type movies" fail!

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    • fbeckenbauer

      fbeckenbauer - a year ago

      @KudvayneYou're right little girl, im going through 5 years of med school to earn less then the guy holding the mic above the camera. And as if you defended the quality of a movie by how much the people making it earn. You shouldn't be allowed to voice your opinion anymore.

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  • Kryptonkandor

    Kryptonkandor - a year ago

     Fail!!!!

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  • Rommi

    Rommi - a year ago

    What is this, F-ucging gay shit?

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  • MacTank

    MacTank - a year ago

    This is fuuucking retarded!

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  • tchaiks

    tchaiks - a year ago

    funny how break got gayer after it changed its name from big-boys.

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  • tchaiks

    tchaiks - a year ago

     WOW! THIS LOOKS LIKE FUN YOU GUYS! BREAK SURE KNOWS WHAT US INTERNETS LIKE!!

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  • imc440

    imc440 - a year ago

    Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. That movie is worse than rape.

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