Posted by DJTrumped on Aug. 06, 2010
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SirJesusChrist - 8/6/2010 6:41:10 PM
This is the worst porn ever.
Jenesis-Jade-Shewell-105 - 5 days ago
its the christopher walken of turtles. lol
Logan-Hawkins-871 - a year ago
HEY ISPEWMALARKEY NOBODY IS LAUGHING ABOUT THAT COMMENT OF:No..You're not the first idiot without an avatar.me:im not even LAUGHING!
stankywanky your avatar looks like trollface game i dont KNOW WHY I SAID THAT!
daveroberts ill see if i know how to autotune this :].
prettygirlswag[: - 2 years ago
Dear turtle, I think I will give my opinion that day in the zoo when I put daisy ( girl turtle) in there with you an gave you diet pills I accidentally gave you my boyfriends zanex pils
murphygroup - 2 years ago
Which came first? The tortoise or the tortoise?
ColdSiL - 2 years ago
They climbin in your windows!
junkshow - 2 years ago
its Mr. Rodgers reincarnated in a turtles body
rupert2222 - 2 years ago
My grandpa does the same thing
mr.unknown - 2 years ago
Wow hump wow hump wow
Rosewood11 - 2 years ago
Dear Break, quit deleting my comments.
MrMajestyk - 2 years ago
he is actually saying wow backwards
g0at10ver - 2 years ago
Lol
galnhus562000 - 2 years ago
That's turtle for "after I finish, make me a sandwich".
festoon - 2 years ago
where's the cumshot?
strunzo - 2 years ago
I'd hit that.
gextor - 2 years ago
Wow!
HesoyamDK - 2 years ago
@gextor Wow! x2
Juantjie - 2 years ago
@gextor just saw wow! wow!
1foolish - 2 years ago
He would rather play WoW then bang turtles
nick_ga - 2 years ago
Eeew old people
@nick_ga This is an adult site, is it not, ya avatarless thang?
HelloNasty - 2 years ago
She's really not that hot.
Schlesselman - 2 years ago
wow
kamiyamabushi - 2 years ago
its ET with a shell lol
Hooligan74 - 2 years ago
sounds like bruce on family guy
texodus - 2 years ago
That's what I say when I mate with my turtle!
lattestone671 - 2 years ago
@texodus eww u mate w/ a turtle gross!
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