Posted by shawn1771 on Aug. 04, 2007
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paskari - 3 years ago
Where do I order one of these?
freenema - 4 years ago
her dad was her first
Fanzypanzy - 2 years ago
fake... shes wearing clothes..
quisp2112 - 2 years ago
The perfect girlfriend wouldn't talke: and would be naked 24/7
milliner007 - 2 years ago
Ha!: My wife is like that already, although she does "care", she just lets me be who I am, which is a stay at home dad. I don't go out with the guys though, but if I did she wouldn't mind.
legacy27 - 2 years ago
@milliner007 yup: she trained you well... you whipped and think your not. She did a flawless job on this one. As long as you happy I guess.
scottydont69 - 2 years ago
damn: i drank so much jim bean tryin to get a girlfriend like that that i couldnt get it up when i finally got 1 :(
jakers4 - 2 years ago
@scottydont69 you got a hanger huh: its ok your impotent. happens to all spung bobs
FLANGE_CAKE - 2 years ago
id still tap that.....: balls or no balls...... still got a secondary hole eh?
jeckulz - 2 years ago
@FLANGE_CAKE I: Agree
RachoThePsycho - 2 years ago
Dudes..: ...reverse psychology works wonders. XD
DougyFresh19D - 2 years ago
@RachoThePsycho And I: second the motion to "Tap That."
jen_asisten - 2 years ago
She?s the perfect girlfriend....: Because she?s a ladyboy .... hahahaha........
stig101 - 2 years ago
@jen_asisten hahahaha: havent heard that since the last time i went to Pattaya
thedog09 - 2 years ago
lol: HE CAN DOOOO WHAT EVVVEEEAAAA HE WANTS IDC.......IF EVERY GIRL WAS LIKE THAT IM SURE THAT THEY WOULD HAVE NO PROBLEMS GETTING A BOYFRIEND...PS...THEY CAN'T BE UGLY ALSO..
Pop006 - 2 years ago
Dang...: .. im skinny, hate football, and buy flowers for my girlfriend. im up *** creek
slaintedan - 2 years ago
I'm now too hard: to drink Bourbon.
BulletFORmyWIFE - 2 years ago
@slaintedan your avatar: made me hard
assman1991 - 2 years ago
@slaintedan your avatar: made ME hard bullet
hogberto - 2 years ago
nothing hot about her.: irritating accent. heavy features. give it thirty years and she'll be imelda marcos.
Swan101 - 2 years ago
@hogberto pardon me sir,: but a you a fagot or what?
Valkyrie - 2 years ago
@hogberto yeah...: sure buddy. What ever you say, douce bag.
biwell - 2 years ago
dont worry boys: the bottle is always there
curious - 2 years ago
Holy hotness Batman!!!: Any1 know who she is and were I can see more of her?!
piesyor - 2 years ago
The Perfect Girlfriend: If only it were true.
flatulenceking - 2 years ago
Jim Beam: Australian for Bourbon
minet13 - 2 years ago
^^: I found hot video with Pete Wentz here: http://scandalous-news.c
Panasenig - 2 years ago
@minet13 Are you gay?: Football rules. Not that american rugby but real football!
XxXTricky_DD - 2 years ago
no: im not into those women
patrickswayze - 2 years ago
Any: girl would be like this if you got enough Jim Beam into them.
619martinez619 - 2 years ago
@patrickswayze <patrickswayze...: likes in the ass rawdog...
g0oMb4 - 2 years ago
if only she spoke..: chinese.....major turn on xD
CanadianJay - 2 years ago
But.....: she probably likes money. She has a gorilla mother who wants to move in. She works at clubsupersex. And to topp it off. She drinks Jim Beam.
Madsoul - 2 years ago
@CanadianJay she works at the supersex: wow im omw to there http://view.break.com/3
mikeofborg - 2 years ago
perfect girl: indeed, and a great whiskey to boot
beefcake54 - 2 years ago
If only: it was really like that
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