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Everyone say hello to the world’s perfect girlfriend. Jim Bean came up with a commercial of what the world’s perfect girlfriend would be like. She wants you to spend time with your buddies, go to strip clubs, watch football, be fat and have a hairy back. On top of it all she has a hot body and doesn’t like flowers. The prefect girlfriend may not speak perfect English, but something tells me she doesn’t mind working on her oral skills.

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  • paskari

    paskari - 2 years ago

    Where do I order one of these?

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  • freenema

    freenema - 2 years ago

    her dad was her first

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  • Fanzypanzy

    Fanzypanzy - 3 years ago

    fake... shes wearing clothes..

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  • quisp2112

    quisp2112 - 3 years ago

    The perfect girlfriend wouldn't talke: and would be naked 24/7

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    milliner007 - 3 years ago

    Ha!: My wife is like that already, although she does "care", she just lets me be who I am, which is a stay at home dad. I don't go out with the guys though, but if I did she wouldn't mind.

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    • legacy27

      legacy27 - 3 years ago

      @milliner007yup: she trained you well... you whipped and think your not. She did a flawless job on this one. As long as you happy I guess.

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    scottydont69 - 3 years ago

    damn: i drank so much jim bean tryin to get a girlfriend like that that i couldnt get it up when i finally got 1 :(

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    • jakers4

      jakers4 - 3 years ago

      @scottydont69you got a hanger huh: its ok your impotent. happens to all spung bobs

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    FLANGE_CAKE - 3 years ago

    id still tap that.....: balls or no balls...... still got a secondary hole eh?

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    RachoThePsycho - 3 years ago

    Dudes..: ...reverse psychology works wonders. XD

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    • DougyFresh19D

      DougyFresh19D - 3 years ago

      @RachoThePsychoAnd I: second the motion to "Tap That."

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    jen_asisten - 3 years ago

    She?s the perfect girlfriend....: Because she?s a ladyboy .... hahahaha........

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    • stig101

      stig101 - 3 years ago

      @jen_asistenhahahaha: havent heard that since the last time i went to Pattaya

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  • thedog09

    thedog09 - 3 years ago

    lol: HE CAN DOOOO WHAT EVVVEEEAAAA HE WANTS IDC.......IF EVERY GIRL WAS LIKE THAT IM SURE THAT THEY WOULD HAVE NO PROBLEMS GETTING A BOYFRIEND...PS...THEY CAN'T BE UGLY ALSO..

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  • Pop006

    Pop006 - 3 years ago

    Dang...: .. im skinny, hate football, and buy flowers for my girlfriend. im up *** creek

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    slaintedan - 4 years ago

    I'm now too hard: to drink Bourbon.

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    hogberto - 4 years ago

    nothing hot about her.: irritating accent. heavy features. give it thirty years and she'll be imelda marcos.

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    • Swan101

      Swan101 - 4 years ago

      @hogbertopardon me sir,: but a you a fagot or what?

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    • Valkyrie

      Valkyrie - 4 years ago

      @hogbertoyeah...: sure buddy. What ever you say, douce bag.

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  • biwell

    biwell - 4 years ago

    dont worry boys: the bottle is always there

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  • curious

    curious - 2 years ago

    Holy hotness Batman!!!: Any1 know who she is and were I can see more of her?!

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  • piesyor

    piesyor - 2 years ago

    The Perfect Girlfriend: If only it were true.

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  • flatulenceking

    flatulenceking - 2 years ago

    Jim Beam: Australian for Bourbon

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    minet13 - 2 years ago

    ^^: I found hot video with Pete Wentz here: http://scandalous-news.c

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    • Panasenig

      Panasenig - 2 years ago

      @minet13Are you gay?: Football rules. Not that american rugby but real football!

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    minet13 - 2 years ago

    ^^: I found hot video with Pete Wentz here: http://scandalous-news.c

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  • XxXTricky_DD

    XxXTricky_DD - 2 years ago

    no: im not into those women

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    patrickswayze - 2 years ago

    Any: girl would be like this if you got enough Jim Beam into them.

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      619martinez619 - 2 years ago

      @patrickswayze<patrickswayze...: likes in the ass rawdog...

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    g0oMb4 - 2 years ago

    if only she spoke..: chinese.....major turn on xD

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    CanadianJay - 2 years ago

    But.....: she probably likes money. She has a gorilla mother who wants to move in. She works at clubsupersex. And to topp it off. She drinks Jim Beam.

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    • Madsoul

      Madsoul - 2 years ago

      @CanadianJayshe works at the supersex: wow im omw to there http://view.break.com/3

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  • mikeofborg

    mikeofborg - 2 years ago

    perfect girl: indeed, and a great whiskey to boot

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  • beefcake54

    beefcake54 - 2 years ago

    If only: it was really like that

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