The Perfect Faceplant

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Category: Gone Wrong
Tags: bike, crash, facelplant, fall, jump, speed
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Uploaded Nov. 17, 2008 by

qmuller

This dude may very well have perfected the faceplant. I am sure he was cheering inside after the jump but on the outside it was mostly just a lot of wheezing.

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ObamaBlows - a year ago
The dark sound of the squeaking brakes were a nice touch before the horror he was about to experience.
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manmachine - 2 years ago
its like his head disappears inside the dirt
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Jacobyboy22 - 3 years ago
hahaha. jackass
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boredumFTW - 3 years ago
Dang... Even with the helmet on.
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Xens - 3 years ago
planned and fake
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- alienpirate12 - 2 years ago
  @Xenswhy does everyone think everything is fake? as a video editor you would have to have a tripod and go through a TON of trouble to have this turn out even simply decent. get a life and stop ruining people's fun
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qmuller - 3 years ago
york's number is 518-577-7288 Call him and tell him what you think of this bike jump attempt......its much better than posting here
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- tenderbeef - 3 years ago
  @qmulleris that really his number...cause if it is its my area code
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- TotallyRidic - 3 months ago
  @qmullerHey, Man! I work for MTV's Ridiculousness...we want to feature this video! Did you shoot it, or know the people in the video? If so, contact me at videofindermtv@gmail.com! Hope to hear from you!
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lynnwoodsmeghead - 3 years ago
stupid pig f u ck er
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- qmuller - 3 years ago
  @lynnwoodsmeghead?
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SEJinDK - 3 years ago
I love the fact that it says "SAFE" on the back of his shirt
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- qmuller - 3 years ago
  @SEJinDK"staff"
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- DaBearsD - 3 years ago
  @SEJinDK"stiff"
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canoryoucant - 3 years ago
Ha! Funniest part are the sounds of anguish
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Milwaukee_lax - 3 years ago
he needs to adjust his break pads... i hate that god aweful sound
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- damndumbdude - 3 years ago
  @Milwaukee_laxyour spelling is god aweful...how about BRAKE pads...douche
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- JerSan - 3 years ago
  @Milwaukee_laxlololol the funny thing is neither of u you know how to spell ahahhahahaha theres even an automatic underlining when you spell a word wrong... how emberessing
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realsh0ck - 3 years ago
noob
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- realmsurf - 3 years ago
  @realsh0ckLAAWL
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x23xmatt - 3 years ago
downhill helmet, check. 5$ can of energy drink, check. high-end bike bought last week with credit card, check. actual skills/experience, negative.
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- Stryphe84 - 3 years ago
  @x23xmattehh what's the worst that could happen?
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- qmuller - 3 years ago
  @x23xmattdont forget the shinpads he was wearing underneath the pants....
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- blueS2000 - 3 years ago
  @x23xmattEXACTLY! he goes "ahhh f***, I think I went to slow" haha! Was he riding a kona?
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satinpanties - 3 years ago
It would have been better if he were wearing panties like me instead of those crappy boxers.
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sinePyloHsdoG - 3 years ago
What a RETARD. He deserved to crash after what looks like a pathetic attempt at a jump. Right when he was about the hit the jump, the squeak seems to be his brakes and he didn't pull up on the handle bars as he went over it at about 2 MPH. You have to have the back wheels hit the ground before the front ones with enough speed to get you through.
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- satinpanties - 3 years ago
  @sinePyloHsdoGO'Rly?
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- jonready - 3 years ago
  @sinePyloHsdoGExactly how many wheels did this guy's bike have?
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sk8king989 - 3 years ago
i'd think if you own a full face helmet you wouldn't be RETARDED at biking, guess i thought wrong.
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- qmuller - 3 years ago
  @sk8king989its not his helmet.....
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njartist11 - 3 years ago
What someone forgot to tell him he needs to pull up on the handle bars when going off anything? I hope he broke his neck because it's guys like him that would sue because there is no labels on the bike instructing him not to be retarded.
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Necramonium - 3 years ago
faceplant?you can cleary see he falls hard on his head.
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qmuller - 3 years ago
If I Get 500,000 hits on this video by midnight on friday 11/25, i will attempt this stunt again on saturday morning and post my second attempt...
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- aspensound - 3 years ago
  @qmullerdont count on it
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- CANCEROUS_JAE - 3 years ago
  @qmullerHopefully the second time you do the same thing as the first but you do it without a helmet. Then i think people will be more interested to watch.
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Headbanget043 - 3 years ago
It helps to hit that with some speed or if your gonna hit it that slow at least put the weight on the rear tire.
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Famegamename - 3 years ago
getting tired of face plants...how bout you take a branch off the ground and plant it in his ass
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- Frontier180 - 3 years ago
  @Famegamenameyo asshole, the person filming this is dutch ur moron.
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- qmuller - 3 years ago
  @Famegamenamehow can you EVER get tired of faceplants?!
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- qmuller - 3 years ago
  @Famegamenamelook at the shower ownage video in my account, same kid getting owned.....york, u havent seen this yet haha
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Americasucksdick - 3 years ago
What do you get when you put a silly american on a bike? Well..heres the video footage
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OBOYO - 3 years ago
pull up?????
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jeter195 - 3 years ago
i think this kid goes to bryant university SO AMAZING
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- qmuller - 3 years ago
  @jeter195he does.....
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Wiiansym - 3 years ago
Well maybe he shouldn't have been going so fast...
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BubbaFatman - 3 years ago
if you want to see a real faceplant go to tramp gap ownage....epic!!
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