The North American Humping Tortoise
 

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Category: Reptiles
Tags: animal videos, funny animal videos, funny videos, hilarious tortoise, hilarious turtle video, humping tortoise, humping turtle, humping turtle makes funny noise, north american humping turtle, tortoise, tortoise boning mate, turtle makes hilarious noise, turtle porn, turtle pron, turtles showing affection
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Uploaded Jul. 21, 2009 by

Chat_Stew

Every animal loving expert and randy tortoise knows the formula for pleasing a mate: slow and steady wins the race. Do you think that the guy filming told his friends that he spent an hour filming turtle adult flicks all day?

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fullbag - 11 months ago
O face at 00:42
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Globalstringers - a year ago
Are you the owner of this video? If not could you tell me where you got it from? I am interested in licensing this for a clip show I am working on. You can email me at trevormancini@gmail.com. Much appreciated!!!!!!!!
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bigsmokey18 - 2 years ago
kind of fucked up my comment
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bigsmokey18 - 2 years ago
the male turtle seems to be enjoying hisself but the female is taking on for the team lol
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dangermudflaps - 2 years ago
what would splinter say....tut tut
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kemobil - 2 years ago
the turtle was clearly faking it... i saw no penetration.
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TheBRAD277 - 2 years ago
thats some funny stuff
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Daniel2415 - 2 years ago
were all the turtles in this film 18 or older? probably so, cuz some turtles live a long time
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Anmiph0b3a - 2 years ago
He was gettin sum!
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dustin - 2 years ago
It's a tortoise not a turtle retards
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codeman4916 - 2 years ago
Horny Toad
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Lordshadowz - 2 years ago
Look at the female turtle's face when they pan down with the camera. You can tell she's saying to herself "Just get it done this sucks"
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maxwellsilverbelly - 2 years ago
is the turtle really making that sound?! wtf.
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DigitalEntity001 - 2 years ago
I like turtles.
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C_U_C_U_M_B_E_R - 2 years ago
Turtle's have vagina tongues.
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rockgod4 - 2 years ago
now i know how gamera got here
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hiotaru - 2 years ago
STOP POSTING VIDEOS OF TURTLE HAVING SEX YOU GOD DAMN TROLL!
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markette - 2 years ago
we have the same o face hmm...
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FiatLux - 2 years ago
Cut off right before the money shot..
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fasteddie2 - 2 years ago
What a whore!
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Nonsense913 - 2 years ago
That turtle looks like your mom.
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- juan_jt - 2 years ago
  @Nonsense913and sounds like it too
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Vash07 - 2 years ago
Look kids, Rosie O'Donnell's sex tape!
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V1g1lante - 2 years ago
Did he die?
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- CanadaManEh - 2 years ago
  @V1g1lanteOh yes, very much.
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- phallicmonkey - 2 years ago
  @V1g1lanteno he didnt died
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hawndawg - 2 years ago
Talk about putting on your best fuckface...
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TuryScrema - 2 years ago
I hereby dub this "PETA-PORN"!
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