"That Doesn't Make You A Model" Song

Posted by PUNCHROBERTFAN on Jul. 08, 2010

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slu - 7/8/2010 1:12:18 PM

Just because you're in a video that made Breaks front page, that doesn't make you funny, just means your an aspiring actor probably struggling for money

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kellykathy273 - 4 months ago

my best friend's aunt makes $89/hour on the internet. She has been fired from work for 5 months but last month her pay check was $14568 just working on the internet for a few hours. Read more on this site DOMAIN.com

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saleenm98 - a year ago

oh a side note, damn you're hot.

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saleenm98 - a year ago

I so needed this video, like, when MySpace was cool.

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legacy27 - 2 years ago

Somebody needs to tell this guy that just because he is a douche who walks around with his shirt open (or a black wifebeater on) and a wind machine close by that doesn't make him a singer. It actually looks like a Jersey Shore audition tape that was rejected.

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hamburgler - 2 years ago

His dance moves were awesome.

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DonimusMaximo - 2 years ago

What's even funnier is the douche nozzle with a bad rug, fake color streaks and a spray on tan, singing it!!! hahaha!

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Iza1982 - 2 years ago

Robert - you should definitely establish a boysband ;-) That kind of potential couldn't be wasted! Those moves...if you just could stop laughing ;-))) I will keep my fingers crossed - your movies are great - especially Touching Another...(I am daying every time when I see it) Good luck!!!

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freeluv - 2 years ago

That guy looks like Jason stackhouse from true blood

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rollermichan - 2 years ago

well done.

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- balzee - 2 years ago
  
  @rollermichan Yeah, but your avatar is not fully cooked.
  
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torontocanada - 2 years ago

His name is Robert Hoffman and he's far from being an "aspiring actor". Look him up. Some of you may recognize him from Step Up 2. This video is amazing. Girls around the world NEEDED to be told. Too many wanna-be's have more attitude that real models. Wanna-be's wear too much make-up just shopping in the malls, while REAL models wear no make-up when they're not working. Love this video!!!

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- larissap - 2 years ago
  
  @torontocanada Hahaha what do you know about what models do? Models wear makeup all the time when they're not working, I know many. Stop making uneducated generalizations. Also being in one movie that many people have not even heard of doesn't make you a successful working actor.
  
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- balzee - 2 years ago
  
  @torontocanada I google myself and one line on the Sopranos, nuff said.
  
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surferguy099a - 2 years ago

Rape!

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Tmoff - 2 years ago

Damn he's hot!

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- ignorantgenius - 2 years ago
  
  @Tmoff z You're hot.
  
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larissap - 2 years ago

This guy obviously hates women. This is so derogatory and offensive. He exploits these poor women just because they don't have model looks. So if you don't look like a model you don't have a right to put a pic up of yourself on your personal Myspace account? Who the hell is he? Some two-bit asshole loser trying to make a dime by cruelly kicking women down.

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- fartablast - 2 years ago
  
  @larissap Yeah baby.
  
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- ignorantgenius - 2 years ago
  
  @larissap You are right, most guys would want to lickem down.
  
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- torontocanada - 2 years ago
  
  @larissap His name is Robert Hoffman. Look him up. You may recognize him from Step Up 2, CSI and numerous other shows.
  
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- charliewong69 - 2 years ago
  
  @larissap Mmmmmhmmm damn baby you 's a fine ass feminist.
  
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- rugged1 - 2 years ago
  
  @larissap Ugly feminist.
  
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- JoshSerate - 2 years ago
  
  @larissap He's a world renowned professional ballet and hip-hop dancer. He's mocking women who have low self-esteems. Not because of how they look, but how they "try" to look. If this offends you you're probably wearing too much make-up.
  
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- larissap - 2 years ago
  
  @larissap Josh you sound like a complete moron. You're defending a guy who's belittling women who have low self-esteem? Sounds like a real winner, there. I don't care who he is, or what he's done, degrading women who are unfortunate is never going to be cool. Don't be a sheep, and just go along with the masses, and actually believe this video has any merit. What a disgusting waste of life.
  
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- DonimusMaximo - 2 years ago
  
  @larissap What's fun is the dude has a bad rug and a fake tan and he's trying to tell other how not to look. hahaha What's a fuckin douche rag.
  
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fartablast - 2 years ago

I likes all thems womans, but who is the azzhole?

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PUNCHROBERTFAN - 2 years ago

Producer: JL Brown Written, Directed, and Edited by Robert James Hoffman III Director of Photography/ Special Effects: Tyson Wheeler Persxll

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PUNCHROBERTFAN - 2 years ago

Featuring: Kato Bonner, Carleigh Herbert, Tyson Wheeler Persxll, and Scheana Marie Special Thanks to: Christian George & Joey Granath

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PUNCHROBERTFAN - 2 years ago

iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/alb Your support is appreciated!!!

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PUNCHROBERTFAN - 2 years ago

You should add the information he had on the video so he gets the credit due for making kick ass videos. I'll paste here so you can add it:

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PUNCHROBERTFAN - 2 years ago

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antiidiocy - 2 years ago

This is the famous Robert Hoffman from the movie Step Up 2 The Streets... the video was removed due to some violation on YouTube... I know this because I am directly subscribed to his YouTube channel... I don't think he knows the video made it on Break so I sent him a notification.

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- 0hLawdy - 2 years ago
  
  @antiidiocy x You fucken loser!! I bet you were the piece of shit tattle tale in school! Go cry to your momma next.
  
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AmsterdamHeavy - 2 years ago

I think we've found the next Jon Lajoie

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ignorantgenius - 2 years ago

He moves like the last heathen.

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- 0hLawdy - 2 years ago
  
  @ignorantgenius z shuddit
  
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Terrorist369 - 2 years ago

urban ninja has moved on.. this fuc*er is funny.

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3rd_Man - 2 years ago

Twats like the producers of this video probably wank to People magazine.

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bootytwap - 2 years ago

id still bang atleast 80% of them.

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- ignorantgenius - 2 years ago
  
  @bootytwap x In your moms basement, behind them keybords, imagine all you want.
  
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