"That Doesn't Make You A Model" Song

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  slu - a year ago

   Just because you're in a video that made Breaks front page, that doesn't make you funny, just means your an aspiring actor probably struggling for money

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  saleenm98 - 8 months ago

  oh a side note, damn you're hot.

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  saleenm98 - 8 months ago

  I so needed this video, like, when MySpace was cool.

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  legacy27 - 10 months ago

  Somebody needs to tell this guy that just because he is a douche who walks around with his shirt open (or a black wifebeater on) and a wind machine close by that doesn't make him a singer. It actually looks like a Jersey Shore audition tape that was rejected.

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  hamburgler - 10 months ago

  His dance moves were awesome.

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  DonimusMaximo - a year ago

   What's even funnier is the douche nozzle with a bad rug, fake color streaks and a spray on tan, singing it!!! hahaha!

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  Iza1982 - a year ago

  Robert - you should definitely establish a boysband ;-) That kind of potential couldn't be wasted! Those moves...if you just could stop laughing ;-))) I will keep my fingers crossed - your movies are great - especially Touching Another...(I am daying every time when I see it) Good luck!!!

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  freeluv - a year ago

  That guy looks like Jason stackhouse from true blood

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  rollermichan - a year ago

   well done.

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    balzee - a year ago

    @rollermichanYeah, but your avatar is not fully cooked.

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  torontocanada - a year ago

   His name is Robert Hoffman and he's far from being an "aspiring actor". Look him up. Some of you may recognize him from Step Up 2. This video is amazing. Girls around the world NEEDED to be told. Too many wanna-be's have more attitude that real models. Wanna-be's wear too much make-up just shopping in the malls, while REAL models wear no make-up when they're not working. Love this video!!!

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    larissap - a year ago

    @torontocanadaHahaha what do you know about what models do? Models wear makeup all the time when they're not working, I know many. Stop making uneducated generalizations. Also being in one movie that many people have not even heard of doesn't make you a successful working actor.

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    balzee - a year ago

    @torontocanadaI google myself and one line on the Sopranos, nuff said.

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  surferguy099a - a year ago

  Rape!

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  Tmoff - a year ago

   Damn he's hot!

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    ignorantgenius - a year ago

    @Tmoffz You're hot.

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  larissap - a year ago

  This guy obviously hates women. This is so derogatory and offensive. He exploits these poor women just because they don't have model looks. So if you don't look like a model you don't have a right to put a pic up of yourself on your personal Myspace account? Who the hell is he? Some two-bit asshole loser trying to make a dime by cruelly kicking women down.

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    fartablast - a year ago

    @larissapYeah baby.

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    ignorantgenius - a year ago

    @larissapYou are right, most guys would want to lickem down.

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    torontocanada - a year ago

    @larissapHis name is Robert Hoffman. Look him up. You may recognize him from Step Up 2, CSI and numerous other shows.

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    charliewong69 - a year ago

    @larissapMmmmmhmmm damn baby you 's a fine ass feminist.

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    rugged1 - a year ago

    @larissapUgly feminist.

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    JoshSerate - a year ago

    @larissapHe's a world renowned professional ballet and hip-hop dancer. He's mocking women who have low self-esteems. Not because of how they look, but how they "try" to look. If this offends you you're probably wearing too much make-up.

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    larissap - a year ago

    @larissapJosh you sound like a complete moron. You're defending a guy who's belittling women who have low self-esteem? Sounds like a real winner, there. I don't care who he is, or what he's done, degrading women who are unfortunate is never going to be cool. Don't be a sheep, and just go along with the masses, and actually believe this video has any merit. What a disgusting waste of life.

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    DonimusMaximo - a year ago

    @larissapWhat's fun is the dude has a bad rug and a fake tan and he's trying to tell other how not to look. hahaha What's a fuckin douche rag.

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  fartablast - a year ago

  I likes all thems womans, but who is the azzhole?

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  PUNCHROBERTFAN - a year ago

  Producer: JL Brown Written, Directed, and Edited by Robert James Hoffman III Director of Photography/ Special Effects: Tyson Wheeler Persxll

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  PUNCHROBERTFAN - a year ago

  Featuring: Kato Bonner, Carleigh Herbert, Tyson Wheeler Persxll, and Scheana Marie Special Thanks to: Christian George & Joey Granath

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  PUNCHROBERTFAN - a year ago

  iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/alb Your support is appreciated!!!

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  PUNCHROBERTFAN - a year ago

  You should add the information he had on the video so he gets the credit due for making kick ass videos. I'll paste here so you can add it:

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  PUNCHROBERTFAN - a year ago

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  antiidiocy - a year ago

  This is the famous Robert Hoffman from the movie Step Up 2 The Streets... the video was removed due to some violation on YouTube... I know this because I am directly subscribed to his YouTube channel... I don't think he knows the video made it on Break so I sent him a notification.

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    0hLawdy - a year ago

    @antiidiocyx You fucken loser!! I bet you were the piece of shit tattle tale in school! Go cry to your momma next.

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  AmsterdamHeavy - a year ago

   I think we've found the next Jon Lajoie

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  ignorantgenius - a year ago

   He moves like the last heathen.

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    0hLawdy - a year ago

    @ignorantgeniusz shuddit

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  Terrorist369 - a year ago

  urban ninja has moved on.. this fuc*er is funny.

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  3rd_Man - a year ago

   Twats like the producers of this video probably wank to People magazine.

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  bootytwap - a year ago

   id still bang atleast 80% of them.

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    ignorantgenius - a year ago

    @bootytwapx In your moms basement, behind them keybords, imagine all you want.

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  leftfoot77 - a year ago

   Wonderfully harsh!

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