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  knee_strike - 2 years ago

  Okay, anyway - is it any wonder Mexicans have taken over the construction jobs in this country? White guys are too busy doing this kind of crap . . .

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  BigredC - a month ago

  I bet that he works for isn't happy he paid that guy for all the hours he spent practicing.

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  Michael-Butler-259 - 2 months ago

  did he died

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  BoredBoyX - 11 months ago

  Fake and Ghey!!!

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  b1rdbrain111 - a year ago

  And people wonder why mike holms has a show fixing houses!!!!!

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  thach1ef - a year ago

   fake and gay

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  jaysullivan - 2 years ago

   haha its still amazing

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    doggin6 - a year ago

    @jaysullivanquit talking about yourself.

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  RoySurjano Zelaya - 2 years ago

   eres un kemao no tienes nada que hacer pero esta bueno :) cuando hagas mas de tu arte me lo mandas un mensaje a mi blog http://melomanusinconvictus.bl saludo

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    Hua89 - a year ago

    @RoySurjano Zelayaenglish please

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  OmegaLink - 2 years ago

   Lol... for anyone who thinks this is real, you're all retarded... same idiots made the Carpenter cuts wood in half with saw blade or whatever... like come on... have you EVEr treid pulling out a tape measure? It wont glide out like that nor will it stay stiff throwing it like that. Christ...

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  DigitalBob - 2 years ago

   Quit fuckin' around and get back to work !!

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  Idaho_Wild_Man - 2 years ago

   For those of you to say this dude only has this one skill, you are wrong. He also has the skill of making loser mother@#$%@rs talk $hit about him! What kind of video can you make? oh, uh never mind. I don't want to see your gay man marrige honeymoon video.

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  dylan_sweet - 2 years ago

   No see, this is why white people are better construction workers. We somehow find an easier way to everything, in order to take a longer break or get off early.

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    biidusad - a year ago

    @dylan_sweetI'm sure you're use to "getting off" early all the time.

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  mafioso503 - 2 years ago

  h0o0oo0lyy shit !!!!! i beat a mexican worker can beat that !!

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    biidusad - a year ago

    @mafioso503Wow, you beat a Mexican worker? Learn to type jackass.

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  TheMotoKing - 2 years ago

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  DintheV - 2 years ago

   This is actually the only way i can measure myself

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  madchronic - 2 years ago

   i bet he made more off his Break payment for the upload than he does with his job

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  greaservinny - 2 years ago

   That's SO real.

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  christoph420 - 2 years ago

   FAKE!!!!! at 21 seconds the tape switches from in his hand to out of his hand you can see a glitch to

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    superlol - 2 years ago

    @christoph420Sure looks weird... nice one!

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    SMBguy - 2 years ago

    @christoph420No shit. Gotta be an idiot to think a tape measure works like that.

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    LastDon6585 - 2 years ago

    @christoph420Nice catch! Attention was at teh keys, not his hand so I'm sure most missed it. Good eye!

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    Xiaolin - 2 years ago

    @christoph420nah, i think it was just a matter of perspectives. from the moment he threw the tape it was already out of his hands. but, from the distance and perspective it looked like it was still in his hand when it was really overlapping.

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    ch4s3t0ph3r - 2 years ago

    @christoph420Also look at 11 seconds. notice how the tape keeps going, even after hitting the cup? Kind of like if someone else was hiding somewhere and pulling a string? ;)

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  unbornchild - 2 years ago

   i do this with my penis so what

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  DLong408 - 2 years ago

   Now you know why it takes forever for shit to get done....

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  DaveXSF - 2 years ago

  The new beer pong?

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    ignorantgenius - 2 years ago

    @DaveXSFDavid, you know what to do?

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  Adorable_Bunny - 2 years ago

  ...and then they all blew each other

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    ignorantgenius - 2 years ago

    @Adorable_BunnyAre you and horny night rabbit one and the same?

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  Deckard - 2 years ago

  Well obviously he should don some sort of spandex costume and become a superhero.

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    ignorantgenius - 2 years ago

    @DeckardLadies and gentlemen, finally there is a feller among us who uploaded an avatar, opened an account and has less than twenty posts to his name. Congrats and respect!!

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  FAHBREEZE - 2 years ago

  real, not fake, totally real, and cool...........good job break, for slowly breaking down my brain cells thus disabling me to remember how much this site sucks, hence i return

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    ignorantgenius - 2 years ago

    @FAHBREEZEGood boy.

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  trollkill - 2 years ago

  Since most of you idiots never used a tape measure and only a ruler to meausure your diks, let me explain how it works. A tape measure has a tourked spring that at the push of a button the tape measure retracts. The video is being played backwards. There are no tape measures on earth that spring out.

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  Jumb0 - 2 years ago

  I'm not usually the one that calls videos fake but this one is fake as hell.

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