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Tape Measure Master

 
 
 

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Uploaded Dec. 19, 2009 by
mizzanimalmizzanimal

Who would hire this guy? Yeah, this guy is awesome with a tape measure, but he appears to have no other construction skills to speak of.

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    knee_strike - 2 years ago

    Okay, anyway - is it any wonder Mexicans have taken over the construction jobs in this country? White guys are too busy doing this kind of crap . . .

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  • BigredC

    BigredC - a month ago

    I bet that he works for isn't happy he paid that guy for all the hours he spent practicing.

  • Michael-Butler-259

    Michael-Butler-259 - 2 months ago

    did he died

  • BoredBoyX

    BoredBoyX - 11 months ago

    Fake and Ghey!!!

  • b1rdbrain111

    b1rdbrain111 - a year ago

    And people wonder why mike holms has a show fixing houses!!!!!

  • thach1ef

    thach1ef - a year ago

     fake and gay

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    jaysullivan

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    jaysullivan - 2 years ago

     haha its still amazing

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    RoySurjano Zelaya - 2 years ago

     eres un kemao no tienes nada que hacer pero esta bueno :) cuando hagas mas de tu arte me lo mandas un mensaje a mi blog http://melomanusinconvictus.bl saludo

  • OmegaLink

    OmegaLink - 2 years ago

     Lol... for anyone who thinks this is real, you're all retarded... same idiots made the Carpenter cuts wood in half with saw blade or whatever... like come on... have you EVEr treid pulling out a tape measure? It wont glide out like that nor will it stay stiff throwing it like that. Christ...

  • DigitalBob

    DigitalBob - 2 years ago

     Quit fuckin' around and get back to work !!

  • Idaho_Wild_Man

    Idaho_Wild_Man - 2 years ago

     For those of you to say this dude only has this one skill, you are wrong. He also has the skill of making loser mother@#$%@rs talk $hit about him! What kind of video can you make? oh, uh never mind. I don't want to see your gay man marrige honeymoon video.

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    dylan_sweet

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    dylan_sweet - 2 years ago

     No see, this is why white people are better construction workers. We somehow find an easier way to everything, in order to take a longer break or get off early.

    • biidusad

      biidusad - a year ago

      @dylan_sweetI'm sure you're use to "getting off" early all the time.

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    mafioso503

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    mafioso503 - 2 years ago

    h0o0oo0lyy shit !!!!! i beat a mexican worker can beat that !!

    • biidusad

      biidusad - a year ago

      @mafioso503Wow, you beat a Mexican worker? Learn to type jackass.

  • DintheV

    DintheV - 2 years ago

     This is actually the only way i can measure myself

  • madchronic

    madchronic - 2 years ago

     i bet he made more off his Break payment for the upload than he does with his job

  • greaservinny

    greaservinny - 2 years ago

     That's SO real.

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    christoph420

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    christoph420 - 2 years ago

     FAKE!!!!! at 21 seconds the tape switches from in his hand to out of his hand you can see a glitch to

    • superlol

      superlol - 2 years ago

      @christoph420Sure looks weird... nice one!

    • SMBguy

      SMBguy - 2 years ago

      @christoph420No shit. Gotta be an idiot to think a tape measure works like that.

    • LastDon6585

      LastDon6585 - 2 years ago

      @christoph420Nice catch! Attention was at teh keys, not his hand so I'm sure most missed it. Good eye!

    • Xiaolin

      Xiaolin - 2 years ago

      @christoph420nah, i think it was just a matter of perspectives. from the moment he threw the tape it was already out of his hands. but, from the distance and perspective it looked like it was still in his hand when it was really overlapping.

    • ch4s3t0ph3r

      ch4s3t0ph3r - 2 years ago

      @christoph420Also look at 11 seconds. notice how the tape keeps going, even after hitting the cup? Kind of like if someone else was hiding somewhere and pulling a string? ;)

  • unbornchild

    unbornchild - 2 years ago

     i do this with my penis so what

  • DLong408

    DLong408 - 2 years ago

     Now you know why it takes forever for shit to get done....

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    DaveXSF - 2 years ago

    The new beer pong?

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    Adorable_Bunny - 2 years ago

    ...and then they all blew each other

    • ignorantgenius

      ignorantgenius - 2 years ago

      @Adorable_BunnyAre you and horny night rabbit one and the same?

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    Deckard - 2 years ago

    Well obviously he should don some sort of spandex costume and become a superhero.

    • ignorantgenius

      ignorantgenius - 2 years ago

      @DeckardLadies and gentlemen, finally there is a feller among us who uploaded an avatar, opened an account and has less than twenty posts to his name. Congrats and respect!!

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    FAHBREEZE - 2 years ago

    real, not fake, totally real, and cool...........good job break, for slowly breaking down my brain cells thus disabling me to remember how much this site sucks, hence i return

  • trollkill

    trollkill - 2 years ago

    Since most of you idiots never used a tape measure and only a ruler to meausure your diks, let me explain how it works. A tape measure has a tourked spring that at the push of a button the tape measure retracts. The video is being played backwards. There are no tape measures on earth that spring out.

  • Jumb0

    Jumb0 - 2 years ago

    I'm not usually the one that calls videos fake but this one is fake as hell.

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