Posted by twistedholidays on Mar. 13, 2008
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DjDTM - 2 years ago
THis day was my birthday.: I neither received steak, or a bj. This day is fail.
BadNeighbour - 2 years ago
@DjDTM Sounds more like: you life is a fail.
jiggy410 - 2 years ago
Thanks For Telling Me Now!!: Oh well 1 out of 2 aint half bad.
Tmoney3217 - 2 years ago
Fake: that wasnt new york steak
Frostyfrog - 2 years ago
@Tmoney3217 If you are gonna do that, atleast make it funny...
escapistmann - 2 years ago
I: Sent this to my girlfriend and she made me sleep on the couch...
amberlynn3838 - 2 years ago
sdfe: "check out my profile website for tv-shows, anime, cartoons "
Beast9899 - 2 years ago
Unfortunatly: woman cant cook a good steak.
Tanked_Up - 2 years ago
@Beast9899 Maybe not,: but they can sure work the tube steak.
trublgrl - 2 years ago
@Beast9899 Unfortunately: Guys who can't even spell "unfortunately" don't attract the girls who can cook a steak that would blow your mind.
dylan55555 - 2 years ago
Not on pi day!: 3/14 is already a holiday, pick another day!
NimrodofResen - 2 years ago
@dylan55555 Feb. is black history month...: does that mean we can't have any holiday's that month?
The_Lord_Spawn - 2 years ago
@dylan55555 ...: no one has heard of nor cares about that "holiday"
yankylovr - 2 years ago
@dylan55555 zomg!!!!: not 3.14 day!!!! that's like... a travesty!
@dylan55555 Most obnoxious thought of the day:: If 3/14 is Pi Day, HE should do it to HER! (Let it sink in a second, you'll get it...)
mylostdog - 2 years ago
hmm: i like cooking, and i like giving bjs. i don't mind this holiday.
bergen - 2 years ago
@mylostdog hmm: i like you.
Alpha_Daze - 2 years ago
@mylostdog The perfect women: teach others, make a differance.
erikweber - 2 years ago
@mylostdog twenty bucks: says he's a guy. you all saw it comin.
@mylostdog fhfjk: i agree
dieffer - 2 years ago
piece of shit: What a piece of shit this guy is...I honestly believe he probably never had a BJ in hios life and that's why he is pushing this retarded message. Does anyone have respect anymore for women these days? If you answer no, you are probably a homo yourself - did mommy not love you enough?
B1gnUtz - 2 years ago
@dieffer You: are a shit
elwicho - 2 years ago
@dieffer your the homo.....: for not wanting a dteak anf bj.....BRBRfag!!!
TheIceManNorris - 2 years ago
@dieffer wow ass: can't you find anythig funny? and whats wrong with steak and a bj.
evilgrin - 2 years ago
@dieffer haha..: What a wanker you are... Dude, it's a joke and you seriously have some issues. I respect my wife tremendously but I wouldn't mind a steak and a BJ. It doesn't mean I don't respect her, I just think she can cook a damn good steak and love her oral skills. AND, why aren't we able to ask for what we want? Your parents ever teach you to be an indivudual thinker or just a Hallmark follower?
chemo742 - 2 years ago
@dieffer oh...: did feminist camp let out early? why dont you go turn on lifetime and leave us alone?
lancer11 - 2 years ago
@dieffer FAG!!: dont worry everyone.. i found the missing girl scout
dave308 - 2 years ago
@dieffer Are you mad: because you have to suck some d!ck on this holiday?
ETHIE - 2 years ago
@dieffer EVILGRIN: AGREED. Couldn't be more acurate. My wife thought this video was great, and I did get the BJ, however the steak came the next night.
KoH4711 - 2 years ago
@dieffer You: rock, sir. He also looks like a goblin.
@dieffer ...: so your basically saying women should get a day for themselves and men shouldnt. you sound like a sexist bitch. BITCH.
@dieffer I Hope Dieffer is a woman: because if a guy wrote this, he will NEVER get a steak _or_ a BJ. The main reason girls like guys is because they're fun and funny and say and do things we wouldn't! Modern men are pretty PC, they don't have to be psychologically castrated! (This may not be true around the world!) I think S&BJ Day is hilarious... But I don't do that because it makes Jesus sad... ;)
@dieffer hahaha: I guess you have no sense of humor. That's ok man, I guess the women you like find that attractive. Women, I know, with a brain actually get the joke. Now get your head out of your bubble and have fun. No real woman is going to hate you for this joke.
mmmata - 2 years ago
its not BJ..: its KNOBBER! steak n knobber day damn...luser
Stunt101 - 2 years ago
NO march 14: is PI day 3.14
PrestonLiar - 2 years ago
@Stunt101 This is true! Pi day IS today.: Steak and BJ day should be moved back to April 14th. Or May 14th...or both.
God_is_a_MYTH - 2 years ago
You two: cooked dinner for each other and gave each other BJs? That figures.
matuu - 2 years ago
is: is he the big boss ?
PThunder - 2 years ago
Last year I got chicken but I am not: complaining. It can be pizza and B.J. day for all I care.
jolt45 - 2 years ago
And another thing: it's got NOTHING to do with a "Valentine's Day for guys". It's about STAKE and BLOW JOBS.
@jolt45 STEAK: not STAKE. Smarts.
Lord_Melkor - 2 years ago
OMG!!!!: ive been using the steak and BJ joke for like forever its old news everyones heard it.. except the ppl at break apparently that made this video. and ahh ive been saying it since before 2002
@Lord_Melkor omg!: 2002??? really? cool that was so long ago, you're so original
Retribution - 2 years ago
hahahahahahahahahahahaha: *gasp for air* ... *pause* ... ahahahahahahahhahaha
DustyJ22 - 2 years ago
retarded: and this guy looks like sh*t biscuits in a suit
Gagoff - 2 years ago
Excellent: I'd love me some steak and a BJ. Now it's March 15 though... Better luck next year
Stake: and a BJ day is March 20 not March 14. Get your facts straight!
JackTheMetalHead - 2 years ago
@jolt45 no: sorry
ifoundadime - 2 years ago
@jolt45 Stake?: Like, putting up a tent, stake? or, STEAK, the delicious edible meat, steak.
@jolt45 Jolt, you are thinking of: Steak and Knobber Day. That is on 3/20 (the first day of spring) each year.
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