Saturday Night Live Young Chuck Norris

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  foxy73 - 2 years ago

  Chuck Norris: doesn't teabag the ladies he potatoe sacks them!

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    colinthenewfie - 3 years ago

    @foxy73death once had: a near chuck experience

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  ElPolloLoco - 2 years ago

  chuck norris: can make a snowman out of rain.

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  Rogeris - 2 years ago

  :(: i didnt like how they dropped the flag on the ground :((

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  EyeOwneYoo - 2 years ago

  As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany.: Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins

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  MrFreezie - 2 years ago

  Chuck norris: once beat an entire army of ninja monkey rabbits with his mustache...... true story go to search and put in chuck norris stache attack

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  g0oMb4 - 2 years ago

  chuck norris: can believe it's not butter

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  jacksfailure - 2 years ago

  chuck norris: is the only person who can unscramble an egg...and his piss can clog a toilet

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  dman5157 - 2 years ago

  The: chief export of Chuck Norris is PAIN

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  TammyLynn - 2 years ago

  Chuck Norris: HeHeHe!!!

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  matsis01 - 2 years ago

  chuck norris once: ordered a big mac at burger king... and got one

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  HighTension - 2 years ago

  Chuck Norris does not celebrate valintines day.: valintines day celerbrates chuck norris.

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  holger_danske - 2 years ago

  chuck norris: gets an AARP discount on Geritol

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  ADevil4LostBoys - 2 years ago

  Way to get your act together!: About time you got some decent stuff! Nice job with the Chuck Norris theme! *gives a cookie*. ((Chuck Norris invented ever colour of the rainbow... except pink... Tom Cruise invented pink.))

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    cliffordmcc - 2 years ago

    @ADevil4LostBoyshaha: ...Wow Chuck Norris jokes are so IN right...sort of like MySpace. Shut up bitch they're not even funny.

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  sniffdogg2 - 2 years ago

  I can't stop watching this: I've watched this a least 5 times a day since you posted it. Chris Parnell is is a genius, this is way better than Narnia. Round house kick.. deathhold grip..moustached lip.. tender kiss

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    Bee1976 - 2 years ago

    @sniffdogg2Chris parnell is good.: But the dude in this clip isn't him.

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  PTCnjah - 2 years ago

  Dude, Wsup man ill try 2explane ya T Chuck Norris Mania !: i couldn't agree more with ya, when i read the part ya said 'i dont understand whuts tha C N mania iz all Bout' ! -Like you i actually "hated"/disliked C N's damn hairy face and style, but this all changed when i (accidentally) came on this site; WWW.CHUCKNORRISFACTS.COM <= this damn site iz HiLLLaaiiirious man,.. ! guaranteed 2make ya LOL&ROFL !! also this site explanes your question, And cuz of the link im now 1 of Chuck Norris's BIGGEST

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  BUFFALOBUDDY - 2 years ago

  Bigger A**hole than Norris: The security supervisor where I worked in 1980 had been a karate competitor, my coworkers told me. "He beat up Chuck Norris" said Diver Don Mairs. Don't mess with that guy, Don said. But when Clary (the security man) ran to some fight or other thing, he would hold the button down on his limpdick walkie talkie and you could hear him hacking and spitting while he was runnin. Somewhere on the internet I saw that Clary is still alive. Dang! Too bad. He was 50 in 1980.

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  LaRsEmAnN - 2 years ago

  .: http://www.duckshit.com/chuck-norris-jokes/ ^^

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  LaRsEmAnN - 2 years ago

  Hoho: One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter. this is one of the jokes you can find at this site http://www.duckshit.com/chuck-norris-jokes/ ;)

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  Grkzr - 2 years ago

  hero: he's my hero

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  Atilladude - 2 years ago

  sweet: Saw this live... hope they keep it up... SNL's been suffering the past couple of years, all the episodes they do these shorts in are hilarious, they did chronicles in the Jack Black episode.

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  dmbraley - 2 years ago

  dude: this video easily was as unfunny as the chronicles of narnia....but at least it had kicking in it...wtf is wrong with snl? it hasnt been funy in like six years.

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  GeorgeWBush - 2 years ago

  Bad ass: Chuck Norris is such a bad ass. He can roundhouse kick you back to yesterday. Chuck Norris doesn't fall in water, Water falls in Chuck. Chuck Norris Doesn't walk. The earth rotates beneath him

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  Levithan - 2 years ago

  SNL BLOWS: Chuck Norris is funny as hell, unfortunately this clip is not. SNL has sucked for along time now.

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  Godlesswanderer - 2 years ago

  THE Norris: Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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  Nigga_Wit_Attitude - 2 years ago

  dude shut the fuc*k up: why does everyone like chuck norris hes a fake washed up old prostate carrying d*ick suckin racist f*aggot a*ss little b*itch like the old saying goes a man can build 1,000 bridges and suck one dick to the world hes not known as a bridge builder hes known as a c*ock sucker

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