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Snapping Turtle Nearly Bites Off Dudes Hand
 
 
 
 
 
 

Snapping Turtle Nearly Bites Off Dudes Hand

 
 
 

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You know these turtles can live to really old ages, that probably has something to do with why he's so snappy. I mean I've seen grumpy 80 year olds, cant imagine a grumpy 150 year old.

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  • blackfang

    blackfang - 3 years ago

     Breakstaff, these turtles can get to over 300 years :P Imagine a grumpy 300 year old in stead :P

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    alexlalexalex

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    alexlalexalex - 4 years ago

    i was at a lake with my friend and we caught a frog: and tied it to our string from a kite and threw it in the lake and a snapping turtle bit it and we reeled it in lol..

    • live_digger

      live_digger - 3 years ago

      @alexlalexalexyou and your friend are funny guys. What else you both do?

    • wilmac

      wilmac - 3 years ago

      @alexlalexalexwhy were u at a lake wit a kite? sounds a lil unbelieveable.

  • Little_Jake

    Little_Jake - 2 years ago

    ^^: GNARM!

  • DrFrink

    DrFrink - 2 years ago

    ..my input.: Theyre snappy ol hags because theyre friggen turtles...I mean whats so great about being a turtle..That franklin fairy tale misdamenors the idea of the turtle being fantastic. look at all the lonely turtles who mate like once every century, they looked more depressed then a jew in 1944

  • TheCanadianDude

    TheCanadianDude - 2 years ago

    so: Ninja turtles are real?

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    bigboybowtieman

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    bigboybowtieman - 2 years ago

    I caught: a snapper with rod and reel once, weighed 35 pounds, pretty cool. Did not fight, just dug down into the mud and waited for you to pull him out.

    • brandonha

      brandonha - 2 years ago

      @bigboybowtiemanSame here.: We got him outa the water but the canoe started to tip so we cut the line.

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    bestamerica

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    bestamerica - 2 years ago

    age ??: how to know a turtle is over 80 to 150 years old..where is prove age ??

    • rosencrown

      rosencrown - 2 years ago

      @bestamericathere are prob ways of guessing their age: its prob not exact

    • LaNDFiLLAPD

      LaNDFiLLAPD - 2 years ago

      @bestamericaits actually quite simple: they just asked the turtle . . .

    • LobsterMobster

      LobsterMobster - 2 years ago

      @bestamericaDuh: You cut the turtle in half and count the rings.

    • bigboybowtieman

      bigboybowtieman - 2 years ago

      @bestamericaha: ha, good sh*t.

    • PredGamer

      PredGamer - 2 years ago

      @bestamericaRetards!: You have to trace the lines on the inside of it's palm,duh!

  • SmokeyMcPot317

    SmokeyMcPot317 - 2 years ago

    haha poke. haha poke.: hahaha woow shittt

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    hawndawg - 2 years ago

    Should: have dipped his wanker in the tub

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    hawndawg - 2 years ago

    Should: have dipped his wanker in the tub

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    mrmej - 2 years ago

    please: why the f*** write that title?? thats BS, no where near his arm

    • jdbn1987

      jdbn1987 - 2 years ago

      @mrmejyou're right: title doesn't mention arm, dumbass

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    BosnianPimp

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    BosnianPimp - 2 years ago

    BS: it didnt even get near his hand barly it did.... break must u lie to your viewers.. shame...

    • gileman

      gileman - 2 years ago

      @BosnianPimpwe shall see what happens to you: is that turtle tries to bite you. i have these ones at home.

  • Dragomie

    Dragomie - 2 years ago

    Wtf?: how retarded can you be trying to grab its head with a pliers? of fuckn course its gana try to bite you and not even near biting ur HAND off

  • Exherion

    Exherion - 2 years ago

    Ehm...: "Nearly Bites Off Dudes Hand". No? Far from it xP

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    publik_enemy - 2 years ago

    it be better if that little kid: just came out of nowhere and was like " i like turtles"

    • jimmyj71

      jimmyj71 - 2 years ago

      @publik_enemyHa Ha...: I like to make WEREWOLF MOVIES.

  • dubstar666

    dubstar666 - 2 years ago

    what i hate: is people who hate people and i hate turtles ; shortly after this video they made turtle soup

  • Barfbag

    Barfbag - 2 years ago

    what's wrong with this video: 1. you shouldn't tease animals. 2. you shouldn't keep a turtle in a plastic bin. 3. I hate people.

  • quickeye46

    quickeye46 - 2 years ago

    what to expect?;-): even from slow guy?:-)

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    yomoma070707 - 2 years ago

    this happened to me once: when i stuck my weiner in a blender....well...i gues that was a little dif.....

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    DixonUranus - 2 years ago

    Almost bites hand off?: You mean almost made minor contact with a finger. Why don't you just put "Turtle nearly bites mans head off and drink his blood while leaping 10 feet in the air" god dammit

  • demingrickjames

    demingrickjames - 2 years ago

    Who: said turtles were slow.

  • babadanman

    babadanman - 2 years ago

    sad,: that it didnt reached the hand

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    hodgesome

    hodgesome - 2 years ago

    he had: A turtle head poking out

    • bgguy1986

      bgguy1986 - 2 years ago

      @hodgesomehahahaha: hahahahahaha wow. now i have to crap

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    Anarchris

    Anarchris - 2 years ago

    wtf: like you wouldn't be grumpy if some fucker was poking at ur head with a wrench plus that container is too small for such a big guy

    • sk3_danny_b

      sk3_danny_b - 2 years ago

      @Anarchristhat: was a channel locks. Its a pliers, not a wrench.

    • AirDoc

      AirDoc - 2 years ago

      @AnarchrisCorrection on sk3 below: They're actually slip joint pliers. Channel Lock is a brand name. Regardless of the tool, a huge dose of grumpy would be in order under the circumstances.

  • who_dat

    who_dat - 2 years ago

    Turtle soup...: good stuff.

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