Skater Crunches Crotch

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Category: Skateboarding
Tags: crotch, crunches, skater
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Uploaded Aug. 24, 2007 by

Minikotte

Skateboarder attempts to ride rail after jumping from picnic table. Failing this trick is so painful it makes everyone around you cringe, and laugh hysterically.

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terror_rock7 - 2 years ago
are you joking me?!: why the hell would he try to do that? he had no speed and he was going at the most god awful angle. n00b
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luigio94 - 2 years ago
lol: $10 says that guy walked over and kicked the $hit outta that kid
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- Afr0ninja - 3 years ago
  @luigio94haha: sure, its a possibility
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bobbymcnasty - 2 years ago
good: now we dont have to worry about him breedin
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- kse613 - 2 years ago
  @bobbymcnastyyeah: every single nut crunchin video someone says that. good job
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Codmasterx - 2 years ago
If he would have stayed on he: could have done it. Or stuck and aflew forward. Either one would have saved your nuts :D!
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Azbone - 2 years ago
its nothing..: check this: http://my.break.com/cont
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TehAaron - 2 years ago
wow: either he didnt hit his nuts or he doesnt have any because he stood up not 10 seconds after that..i dont know about any of you but i cant do that lol
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- stevenlessord - 3 years ago
  @TehAaronyea no kiddin no ball
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owi - 2 years ago
smartassez: they always crack their nuts when they dont have enough speed on the boeardslide,,,,,just the way it is, luckely im smart enough to know that
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- kse613 - 2 years ago
  @owina: he weighted his front foot and didnt get the back on. look close
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turbohacker - 2 years ago
NO BALLS: HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY BALLS HES
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LaCocaColaMan - 2 years ago
ITS THE DELL GUY: DUDe YOUR GETTING A DELL!!
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Seij - 2 years ago
...: he has no balls.
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Hammerjack - 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA: Maybe we will get lucky and he wont be able to breed
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- PandaBoy - 2 years ago
  @Hammerjackcome up with that all by yourself?: iv never heard that before. seriously where do you get this stuff? i mean, that is, hands down, the most funny and original thing i have EVER heard. good job man, good job.
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IrishDrunkenPoet - 2 years ago
too many gay: skater kids on break. kids should be banned.
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- Bildozer - 2 years ago
  @IrishDrunkenPoetbetter than 9 year olds: gettin drunk and smoking weed, am i wrong?
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- NutJob - 2 years ago
  @IrishDrunkenPoetNo: THAT would be funny as opposed to these sk8ter queers breaking shit on their bodies like the little tards they are...
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- tokee0318 - 2 years ago
  @IrishDrunkenPoetatleast we skate: u would kill your self lol
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- solidstinch - 2 years ago
  @IrishDrunkenPoetsmoking weed is funnier then this: i dont think so. Grow a pair and act like a man
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celticsharks - 2 years ago
he'll be: walking with a limp for weeks
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big_willie2 - 2 years ago
Got what he deserved...: Stupid skater fags.@!
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- Yuggoth - 2 years ago
  @big_willie2yeah..: we don't all ride dicks like you do man. some of us just have to ride boards.
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- solidstinch - 2 years ago
  @big_willie2Your a fag: maybe you skate
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loungefan1 - 2 years ago
That's: exactly what you little skater fags get for doing that on public property.
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- skeme1313 - 2 years ago
  @loungefan1If its public property. . .: Than whats the problem?
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- Bogusname - 2 years ago
  @loungefan1Because: that's not what it's meant for. Yeah, that seems like a problem. Oh yeah, if it's owned by a private business, then some store owner and not the city has to pay to repair it. Pretty sure that's a problem too.
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- skeme1313 - 2 years ago
  @loungefan1If its PUBLIC property than its meant for doing what the public wants to do with it. . .: But anyway, what do you do for fun? Get drunk and drive around looking for "skater fags" to pick fights with? Or smashing mailboxes with baseball bats? Or something even more constructive?
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Ilikeuilikesex - 2 years ago
Good try: But does he honestly think hes going to make it off that rail and have a decent railing? i mean look at it. hes kicking off very..close to the rail, he didn't have enough speed to get the rail clean.
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- H_Dunn - 2 years ago
  @Ilikeuilikesexya: a little ride at the most
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cAptAinNsAno - 2 years ago
I'm pretty sure: you'd all like for him to have children, since you giant tools clicked on this webpage, obviously you want to see a skater smash their nuts on a rail.
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marcopolio - 2 years ago
Hmmm: it didn't look like it hurt him much. Maybe this isn't the first rail to the nuts he's taken.
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Lilylicker - 2 years ago
Absolutely: right. Kee-rist, that's funny
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johnjh - 2 years ago
I dont think: Hes going to have any kid's now. I think that is a good thing
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willyarrr - 2 years ago
yo land that shyt: b
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Darkness35 - 2 years ago
What wasn't shown: The brutal facekicking the child was dealt seconds after that scene ended.
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vamos - 2 years ago
someone breaks his balls on a damn pole..: SO WHY THE F|_|CK ARE YOU FILMING THE LAUGHING KID IDIOT
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- ibbjamin - 2 years ago
  @vamosWord!: That kid doesn't have a single hair on his testicles.
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- BandGuru - 2 years ago
  @vamosmore hair: than your mother has on hers
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- Hunter621 - 2 years ago
  @vamosAt: least his mom shaves
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jcreyes35 - 2 years ago
Headline is wrong: It should read...."Retarded Brother Feels Brother's Pain After Fall.
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- poopedonscrotum - 2 years ago
  @jcreyes35post is wrong: it should read...."Retarded Internet User Isn't Funny After All.
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- Jo3_Ro55 - 2 years ago
  @jcreyes35jcreyes35: u just got pooped on
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- leprosychills - 2 years ago
  @jcreyes35haha: stoners 1 cops 0
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