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  Aaron-Carter-95 - 8 months ago

  howdy doodat!

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  CHEM7 - a year ago

  Ball flurries.

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  mikh - a year ago

   This seriously made me laugh. The glasses move is just too much. . .

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  sproke27 - a year ago

  the punches to the groin would be the only thing that works, and the kick to the groin...the rest..it just childs play

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  BloodshotJoker - a year ago

  remember no rules in the street there is no such thing as a fair fight do anything you gotta do to get home. Overall i think the video was decent it could have had a few better was to control the locks or even the ground techniques but for someone who has never trained this will help to get you home

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  BloodshotJoker - a year ago

   its effect balls groin throat and the ability for suprise trust me its effective alot of the concepts are the same in ju jitsu japanese that is

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  sproke27 - a year ago

   HAHAHAHAHAHA fail, this works in what..grade 7? hahahah

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  mrnemo - a year ago

   These guys know what they're talking about,their weapon disarms dvd is outstanding, no bullshit, the techniques they teach work in a real situation.

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  WoofWoof350 - a year ago

   shut up

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  philman107 - a year ago

   Whoever titled this video and added the sub-title comment doesn't realize how effective these "dorky" moves really are. I'm in a martial arts program and we learn these very techniques because they're REAL and WORK. If you're wanting something fancy and flashy, you're wanting the Hollywood stuff that's just made for movies. These techniques work using little effort on the defender's part and causes maximum damage to the attacker. It doesn't matter if it looks "dorky", all that matters is that you survi

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    CHEM7 - a year ago

    @philman107Why don't you shut up?

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    bacalaohombre - a year ago

    @philman107what, martial arts for women? this shiza is for bitches who cant do any real fighting

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    toeman89 - a year ago

    @philman107everything about this video is legit. those of you who think it doesn't work have never actually had any sort of real training. The stuff they show in the video is stuff that is taught EVERYWHERE, police, military, just about every form of martial arts. Why don't you do some real training and learning before you decide that this stuff is bogus. philman107 is correct

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    CHEM7 - a year ago

    @philman107 Shut up or I'll throw my glasses at you.

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  bl00dback - 3 years ago

   hey one of my friends were in a fght and he used hese things and wooped his ass

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  damianwatches - 3 years ago

  i did some conditioning the other day and my hair became really fluffy...and smooth...

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  texbandit - 3 years ago

   Try coming into my neighborhood with that crap!! you fags!! tune in next week when they show you how to drop to your knees to please your opponent!!!

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  hunter115 - 3 years ago

  What a let down! I thought the born again guy was going to rehab the crack addict with the 1970 kung fu mustache.

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  MichaelScarn - 3 years ago

  I want to manipulate joints

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  MichaelScarn - 3 years ago

   Yes you too can earn your pink belt at the Chuck Norris school for bad mustaches.

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  blobberer - 3 years ago

   The Gracles must have gotten their assholes bitched as kids, so they made up a bunch of bullshit so they can watch other kids get their asses kicked

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    elrae63 - 3 years ago

    @blobbererSo the Gracies invented Jiu Jitsu? Brilliant.

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  Cruthaz - 3 years ago

  spitt pop in aa niggas face.. see how fast you get stabbbed in the throat

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    Riggsta25 - 3 years ago

    @CruthazStraight gangsta huh? I better be scared.

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    toeman89 - a year ago

    @Cruthazbe kinda hard to stab someone in the throat when they can't see it

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  Wolfconnor2005 - 3 years ago

  Thats my purse!!!!!!!! hahahaha

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  Paxtilhoko - 3 years ago

  "You have conquered this confrontation"

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  Eradication - 3 years ago

  "I'm a smoker a lot of people are smokers" wtf?

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  namewouldgohere - 3 years ago

   

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  bearone - 3 years ago

  So the title is "SELF DEFENSE DORKS" well I would like for the idiot that came up with this title to take the guys place that just had his ass handed to him, and then put to sleep in no time flat. This is very real folks, I have seen it done, and I know what it takes to to this. It takes several yrs. of the right training, and practice. So who is the real DORK? It is okay to call someone a name, and then it comes to a point when you are crying like a baby when you get your ass handed to you by someone like

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    kenny10 - 3 years ago

    @bearoneHAHA wow, so it takes years to learn how to spit a drink in someones face?? i can not believe your serious bearone, i would love to see u get in a fight and use one of the lame ass moves on the vid and get and start crying like a baby because you got your ass handed to you

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    superfatzombie - 3 years ago

    @bearoneI've used these moves on top UFC fighters in real street fights. I won every time. This is very real. I challenge anyone one this board to fight me no rules. Just leave a comment on my profile you pusyies.

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    Wolfconnor2005 - 3 years ago

    @bearoneI am sure these moves work but if you actually got into a fight and won by spitting soda in someones face and then kicking them in the balls you only just embarrassed yourself. Most anyone can be taken down with a hit to the balls, it doesn't make you manly for doing it

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    MichaelScarn - 3 years ago

    @bearoneYep it really works....and some day you will marry your girlfriend from Niagra Falls and your mommy won't have to cut the crusts off of your peanut butter sandwich!

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    toeman89 - a year ago

    @bearonethe stuff they are showing isn't for feeling manly or boosting your ego. its for making sure u survive a threatening situation. Also you can't get sued or brought up on criminal charges for using this stuff because most of it doesn't leave any marks on your opponent. I dare any of you to walk into any dojo and say that this stuff doesn't work and you will see who gets embarrassed

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  Captain_Squint - 3 years ago

  one of those actually works. the choke defense/ finger poke works well. the others... well... they can be a bit impractical.

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  LolBreak - 3 years ago

  Now bend over... and slap me with your cok. DONT QUESTION JUST GOGOGOOG

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