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Ridiculous Ad for the Ukrainian Army
 
 
 
 
 
 

Ridiculous Ad for the Ukrainian Army

 
 
 

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Uploaded Dec. 14, 2007 by
murphyymurphyy

After watching this I am really tempted to join the Ukrainian army. Apparently they just drive around in tanks and pick up chicks. Can someone translate this?

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  • PigeonTom

    PigeonTom - 9 months ago

    What girls?

  • emptor01

    emptor01 - 3 years ago

    Oh those Ukies: With their wild ways and crazy traditions who wouldn't want to be a part of it all!?!

  • ajhincs

    ajhincs - 3 years ago

    Break = Epic fail: That isn't a tank. That is a BTR-80 which is an APC.

  • bobbymcnasty

    bobbymcnasty - 3 years ago

    there uniforms are cool: i love the matching tees and barets

  • Fresnel149

    Fresnel149 - 3 years ago

    Driving a heavily armored vehicle loaded with firearms, ammunition, and chicks: WHERE DO I SIGN?

  • plsl

    plsl - 3 years ago

    people people...: leave poor deadbird alone. It's not his fault he's a cocksucking dumbfuck who mispells Ukraine for Ukrainia

  • ukfan1991

    ukfan1991 - 3 years ago

    Its not because he is in the army: In the dialouge, they find out that old bitch is their dad

  • jonniethm

    jonniethm - 3 years ago

    HMM...IS THAT HAT USED FOR: TARGET PRACTICE? COULD IT GET ANY BRIGHTER?

  • rockindawg7

    rockindawg7 - 3 years ago

    Also: If that car is what attracts women in Ukraine Imma go find my dads old Honda in the junkyard and take a road trip.

  • rockindawg7

    rockindawg7 - 3 years ago

    That soldier: Sure knows how to stroke a gun

  • whitelighter

    whitelighter - 3 years ago

    Ukraine Army: Taste piss of volunteers ;-)))))))))

  • bestamerica

    bestamerica - 3 years ago

    ewww: i don' t like ussr russian army and people

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    slave00 - 3 years ago

    At :40: The Hassalhoff soldier drinks from what's known in the Ukrainian as a toilet. (Piss pot here in the 19th century.) The ending is great. Hawslokkctz whzip phffnott phffnott. HA HA HA HA! I don't know what that means but it sounds dumb as sh!t.

    • Pokeherplayer

      Pokeherplayer - 3 years ago

      @slave00You: made me laugh my ass off with that last comment. LOL.

  • irenglish89

    irenglish89 - 3 years ago

    lol: it was light then dark then light again? within 1minute? hahaha

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    crackheadwilly

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    crackheadwilly - 3 years ago

    our ads are just as pathetic: nobody smart joins any military outfit, ulness they fucked off in h.s. and/or are sol dumbasses. and if you're in the military and think you're smart, just look again. even bush was smart enough to hide during vietnam, and he's retarded.

    • gunfrannie

      gunfrannie - 3 years ago

      @crackheadwillyWOW Ur strupid: are you jokin bout joinin a military outfit b/c u know, it doesnt matter where u live,ur religion,race or age, there ARE military personelle fighting at all times for your rights and freedoms. Evenknow you dont deserve the freedom, enjoy it asshole!!!!

    • answermeuidiot

      answermeuidiot - 3 years ago

      @crackheadwillyyou're too stoopid: to try to have an intelligent conversation with(you spent too much time in college and not the REAL WORLD!)

    • emx

      emx - 3 years ago

      @crackheadwillygunfrannie: its stupid, and judging from youreprofile you are from canada, i dont think canada is ever fighting for canadian citizens freedoms...they may be fighting for other countries citizens.

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    iCanySay

    iCanySay - 3 years ago

    Three Words.: LOL

  • evg

    evg - 3 years ago

    Translation from Ukranian: The guy in hot car wants to give girls a ride. Then the army arrives and the soldier asks "Girls, I'm thirsty, do you have water?" Girls ask "when is your service over and when are you coming home?" Solder replies "Tonight, after work" Girl "What work?" Soldier " I am soldier for contract , see you tonight" Rich guy " Girls come back, come back" Girl " Go give rides to grandma Masha"

  • JFP4

    JFP4 - 3 years ago

    Man!: That curly haired chick is beautiful!!!

  • BoxOnothing

    BoxOnothing - 3 years ago

    Did he: just drink from a spitoon?

  • Faderz

    Faderz - 3 years ago

    Kontrackt?: vodka!=!

  • Longsleve

    Longsleve - 3 years ago

    Army Strong...: They soulda run his car over.

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    KravMagaMaster - 3 years ago

    You can't be serious: Well, now I know us Americans carry a worthy cause to join the army. Ha! Another reason to flaunt our pride to the world :D

    • Zero228

      Zero228 - 3 years ago

      @KravMagaMasterLOL!: Be pride of people running around with guns and teens shooting innocent people and college people! Get a fu**ing break sh!tface and come to reality.dumba$$

    • Jay412

      Jay412 - 3 years ago

      @KravMagaMasterI'm very...: pride of my people :P

    • plsl

      plsl - 3 years ago

      @KravMagaMasteryou should all be: pride of yourselves

    • headlong89

      headlong89 - 3 years ago

      @KravMagaMasterAm I: the only here that knows how to use the word "proud"?

  • onepman

    onepman - 3 years ago

    so funny: the dubbing does not even come close to matching the lips!

  • SteveHamn

    SteveHamn - 3 years ago

    Yea buttttttt....: the guy in the beamer is faster

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    LobsterMobster - 4 years ago

    Meh: They really shouldn't be using the only operational armor in the country to pick up chicks.

    • Crotch_Dandruff

      Crotch_Dandruff - 4 years ago

      @LobsterMobsterThey could use it like the Americans in Iraq: To sleep in and not get anything done.

    • BoxOnothing

      BoxOnothing - 3 years ago

      @LobsterMobsterOr: They can use it to violate your loved ones......and then sleep in them and not get anything done.

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