Apparently this raccoon decided to do some remodeling while everyone was away at work. I dont think he's a licensed contractor.
Selstar - 4 months ago
voll süß würde es aber trotzdem tot schlagen
Planecrazy222 - 2 years ago
Better call Vexicon!!!! LMAO
ajm_ak - 3 years ago
"I HATE YOU!......asshole" rofl
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Baly_king - 3 years ago
why is the kitchen made out of cartboard?
jayrock77 - 2 years ago
@Baly_king that's sheetrock dummy
MillCity - 3 years ago
Dude has some pretty big stones to put his hand near the teeth of a wild racoon
Stock3r - 3 years ago
i'd throw a flashbang in there. then i'd tease him with a bb gun and a hose.
msuwo - 3 years ago
what kind of hick keeps a pet raccoon?
flwlssdarapchick - 3 years ago
This guy reminds me of some people I know. Come over, eat you out of house & home, break up your stuff, then leave without even a thanks. Oh well, better a raccoon than a human being.
LiquidRushOnline - 3 years ago
I can't believe people don't realize it's a trained pet.
doneurmom - 3 years ago
A 12 gauge shotgun to the face would solve all the problems with that lil' bastard
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numms - 3 years ago
When he was reaching out for the nut, he should have snatched him up by the throat and flung him as hard as he could into the wall on the other site of the room.
Smiliey - 3 years ago
@nummsagreed
spencez28 - 3 years ago
@nummsive seen raccoons fall from 30+ feet up, get up and run away.... theyre really hard to kill
OnefastCamel - 2 years ago
@nummsthat would just make it mad and it would tear your ass up... should pop that bitch with a 12gauge or 9mm to the face.
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bigballer7 - 3 years ago
obviousy this guy needs a problem solver such as myself , a quick double tap to the skull with a .22 caliber pistol will take care of this problem
damygeebo - 3 years ago
@bigballer7dude... this is no lie... he drank almost a half-gallon of Prestone antifreeze, and the only ill effects he had was some nasty flatulence. the little f**cker is indestructible!
@bigballer7lmao
Greenblazer420 - 3 years ago
If you wanted him out then why would you start feeding the little guy? gives him another reason to stay, have fun cleaning the shit out inbetween your walls
Kane5581 - 3 years ago
Ruger .22 anyone?
Barstool_Prophet - 3 years ago
Awesome....Raccoons are cool pets, we had one when I was a kid.
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piggyjones - 3 years ago
i want to get a racoon for a pet my dad use to have one he says there bad ass nd great fun pets if u tame them and they will learn tricks nd shit nd can steal people stuff for u
@piggyjonesRaccoon Willie is extremely intelligent... sometimes he goes around the house and changes all my clocks, and last night he changed the screen saver on my computer!
ayeroxor - 3 years ago
@piggyjonesnd nd nd. wtf, are you some kind of retard? nd nd nd!
alex6978 - 3 years ago
well he made the right choice putting nuts in the raccoons mouth, i'd have done the same damn thing, but i would probably have a raging erection the entire time also
camobaseball - 3 years ago
wttttttf he should of stabbed that thing and wtf.... GET OUT! OUT!..... asshole...
Tattsox - 3 years ago
kill that fuckin thing
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Gatochick14 - 3 years ago
Racoons make bad pets. And wild ones have rabies.
aace - 3 years ago
@Gatochick14thank you for the info.
@Gatochick14Thanks, Captain MouthpieceForTheEstablishment!
MeeksDude - 3 years ago
That would make an excellent hat.....
hawndawg - 3 years ago
Something that a baseball bat would not cure real quick
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kanilammit - 3 years ago
he needs to press the "A" button whle standing in front of the counter then select "yes" to pick up the knives.
MitchHedbergFan - 3 years ago
@kanilammitnow that was funny stuff!!!!
@kanilammitwhich control key do i need to hit to turn on my cloaking device?
vismund9 - 3 years ago
@kanilammitspy sapping my sentry
Jen469 - 3 years ago
Hahahahahaha.... but he was so cute looking. His cute little hands and his sharp ass teeth. I want to know how he broke the wall to begin with.
