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Uploaded Nov. 17, 2008 by
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Here's a ballad that really couldn't have come soon enough.

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  • gaydog

    gaydog - 2 months ago

    dang

  • randomsilance

    randomsilance - 2 years ago

     hahaha that was great

  • Algoze

    Algoze - 3 years ago

     nice epiphone. and yes, everyone on break does.

  • LilPis

    LilPis - 3 years ago

     i come to fast too..

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    vledder

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    vledder

    vledder - 3 years ago

     Well it isn't really a problem, but I just keep going without cumming xD The girls don't complain tough ^^

    • SlimPickns

      SlimPickns - 2 years ago

      @vledderthey dont complain because they're passed out.

  • IndeedJimmy

    IndeedJimmy - 3 years ago

     Lol the guitar got too close to him at the end and made him excited.

  • mackfizzle

    mackfizzle - 3 years ago

     This Guy Is Hilarious, Search for him on Youtube, He has alot of funny Songs

  • rodrigorenzo

    rodrigorenzo - 3 years ago

     Erection FTW!

  • mrnemo

    mrnemo - 3 years ago

      ROTF!

  • FknWogKuntHere

    FknWogKuntHere - 3 years ago

    kcins id rather the animal in ur avatar then your mother neday, nikebauercoff34 ur nothin special as well hang ur self

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    Flauwer

    Flauwer - 3 years ago

     Hey... that's the guy from 'pedophile beards'

  • Anthony123456789

    Anthony123456789 - 3 years ago

     first obama makes president, then the quickest man alive is white? whats next?

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    FknWogKuntHere

    FknWogKuntHere - 3 years ago

    i'd be the quickest guy to shoot this guy if i saw him and i'll make sure he dies slowly, this guy is so ugly, trust me i'd know ugly recognize ugly

    • kcins1

      kcins1 - 3 years ago

      @FknWogKuntHereyea cause your mom looks like a fukin bulldog so youve been stuck with ugly your whole life i feel bad for u

    • Shariingan

      Shariingan - 3 years ago

      @FknWogKuntHerei think hes pretty good looking

    • bergen

      bergen - 3 years ago

      @FknWogKuntHereas a guy i can fore sure say u are a fggot.

    • IIdBaGII

      IIdBaGII - 3 years ago

      @FknWogKuntHerebergen, as a person with intelligence....scratch that, any monkey can tell that your grammar points to one thing and one thing only....your undeniable love for men.

    • NikeBauerCoff34

      NikeBauerCoff34 - 3 years ago

      @FknWogKuntHereWell because u brought up his looks, i think you are gay

    • Hazo

      Hazo - 3 years ago

      @FknWogKuntHereARE YOU GAY THEN?

    • Hazo

      Hazo - 3 years ago

      @FknWogKuntHeredid not mean caps

    • stehen_allein

      stehen_allein - 3 years ago

      @FknWogKuntHereWTF does that have to do with the point of this video?

  • geomoney

    geomoney - 3 years ago

     What happened to you Jon? Looks like you been eating a lot lately. The normal guy rap songs are still freak'n hilarious.

  • RichGuy

    RichGuy - 3 years ago

     2+2 vagina

  • andrew_7891

    andrew_7891 - 3 years ago

    Alt F4!!!!

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    itr534

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    itr534

    itr534 - 3 years ago

    a NiggR as president?? HAHA id rather be canadian

    • MikeGreen

      MikeGreen - 3 years ago

      @itr534Well your not welcome dipshit no maple syrup for you!

    • Russianbear

      Russianbear - 3 years ago

      @itr534that's why your dumb ass could never even dream of being involved at all in ANY sort of established government (because your fuckin stupid)

    • bergen

      bergen - 3 years ago

      @itr534who let the monkey into the black house?

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    despised

    despised - 3 years ago

     this guy sucks. doesn't even make me smile

    • sundevil_04

      sundevil_04 - 3 years ago

      @despisedyour just pissed because he called you out on your premature ejack

    • tienstorm

      tienstorm - 3 years ago

      @despisedhe called me out and i still cracked up

    • bergen

      bergen - 3 years ago

      @despised1-2 minutes? thats an eternity.

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    blowyourself

    blowyourself - 3 years ago

     Who the hell is this retard and why does he think he's amusing? Go away you Dane Cook wannabe fag. You're not funny and your songs all suck. What a douche.

    • RapierTL

      RapierTL - 3 years ago

      @blowyourselfDane Cook rips off other comics more than anyone in the industry. This guy has a couple of funny songs. At least he hasn't sold out...yet.

    • B_Hansen

      B_Hansen - 3 years ago

      @blowyourselfDANE COOK IS NOT FUNNY!!!!

    • Titler

      Titler - 3 years ago

      @blowyourselfDane Cook sucks, he has a few funny bits and then he sold out to shitty movies and now he is the most mocked comic out there! Jon Lajoie rules!

    • BobVila64

      BobVila64 - 3 years ago

      @blowyourselfSuddendly it's so cool to rip on Dane Cook. We get it, you're a badass cus you said Dane Cook sucks. He makes me people laugh and he sells tickets, and I will never get sick of... "SOMEONE SHIT ON THE COATS"

    • BoxOnothing

      BoxOnothing - 3 years ago

      @blowyourselfNo that ralphy may guy rips more shit than dane cook, and don't forget Carlos. That mother @&%$# took so many Bill cosby jokes that for once in history a black guy had to report a theft.

    • bergen

      bergen - 3 years ago

      @blowyourselfeverything that becomes popular becomes popular to hate. dane cook haters are the biggest bandwagon followers ive ever seen. pretty pathetic.

  • kenek11

    kenek11 - 3 years ago

    THIS VIDEO IS GR8!! !!!!!!1111

  • Funkadelic_Relic

    Funkadelic_Relic - 3 years ago

     Great stuff!!!!

  • Pejic

    Pejic - 3 years ago

    thats just hilarious.

  • jedpie69

    jedpie69 - 3 years ago

    He's got a better song called "High as fuk" on youtube. check it out. its much better than this crap.

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    Phil_Mcroch

    Phil_Mcroch - 3 years ago

    if you want to last longer just dont flex you stomach muscle

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