Posted by scrfce on Jul. 27, 2012
Be funny. Don't be mean. We may remove comments that cross the line.
Dillenger7 - 7/27/2012 9:36:58 AM
Have a wife yelling at you? eat some potato chips... the crunching blocks out the bitching and complaining.
steamGUY - a month ago
ketchup will clean old copper and make like new.
cdcmaximus - 9 months ago
have crabs???...shave half your pubes....then light the other half on fire...stab crabs when they flee to the shaved side....your welcome!
pixiesprimecut - 9 months ago
do not put your roll of bin bags in the bin !! they will get covered in BIN JUICE.
Landon-Rijn-109 - 9 months ago
If you stick your finger in your ear and scratch it, it sounds like your playing pacman.
kdogg1028 - 9 months ago
Lost or broken wii sensor bar? No problem, light up 2 tea light candles and place them 6 inches apart and in front of your tv screen, the remotes will recognize the heat from the candles and allow you to continue playing your favorite games!
Scuba-Linneman-42 - 9 months ago
can't get that prison dick off of your breath,...?
don't commit crimes that put you in there,... you ass nuggets,...!
severely chapped lips,...?
rub dog poop on them,...
it does not help the heal chapping or ease the pain, but it's will keep you from licking them,....!!!
Wil-Schock-30 - 9 months ago
Get gum stuck in your hair? Press two ice cubes against each side of the area. The gum freezes and falls right out.
darkhelmet33527 - 9 months ago
Got a pesky virus on your pc? Click start, then computer and then right-click on your C drive. Select "Format". Then choose NTFS (which is short for "no time for this shit", then click start. Voila! no virus!
Manny-Lopez-147 - 9 months ago
if you get a mild burn put mustard on it. it effing work ok but no one ever wants to do it
Nickwad - 9 months ago
Stinky sponge: Leave it in the sun for 3-4 days. The UV will kill the germs that cause the stink.
l3obo42 - 9 months ago
If you have melted candle wax that has dried in your carpet and is seemingly impossible to remove, place a piece of wax paper over the spot and then place a steam iron onto the paper until the wax beneath melts and is absorbed into the paper. I've used an old washcloth instead of wax paper and it still worked great.
Mike-Levy-523 - 9 months ago
@l3obo42 Or use a hair dryer
PigeonTom - 9 months ago
Well, they are all cool and all but how do you hack your life to get a girlfriend?
Nickwad - 9 months ago
@PigeonTom Step away from the keyboard and go outside. I hear that there are women there.
czoach - 9 months ago
@Nickwad seems like you are behind your keyboard... why aren't you outside?
Mike29595 - 9 months ago
run out of lub while jacking off? Just use your tears. The natural salt may start to sting a little. So just dip your penis in some coke for nice glossy finish!
MrShagina - 9 months ago
Tired of stripped screws? Use Robertson screws... Phillips head screws suck.
evildog77 - 9 months ago
The Coke window cleaner comes undone when Harvey Price enters the room.
Amy-Joynt-683 - 9 months ago
The trash bag storage idea works great -- until the first time you have a full bag leak garbage juice onto all of the new ones.
taylordtaylord - 9 months ago
Wait does no one get why "while spray painting your water gun" is actually hysterical? hahahaha (making the gun to use it in a robbery..no? no one)
8baller - 9 months ago
@taylordtaylord Yeah, I think we all got it. Just didn't think it was "hysterical" enough to repeat as you did.
Phil-Hanner-428 - 9 months ago
@8baller Yes it was.
Loudsound07 - 9 months ago
butter gets tree sap off skin and clothes. has to be butter not margarine
saabycat - 9 months ago
@Loudsound07 butter also leaves grease stains on clothes...
Charles-Perry-750 - 9 months ago
@Loudsound07 i cant believe its not margarine
@saabycat Scissors get the grease stains out.
Forgottenone - 9 months ago
I like that the envelope was addressed to San Quentin State Prison.
atkinson1992 - 9 months ago
Buy a touch screen pen you cheap ass.
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