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  RedbeardWTF2 - 2 years ago

   "i love a girl with no gag reflex" lol I must try this one...

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  garrettmueller - 2 years ago

  hey...your kissing me in the mouth: or im punching you in the face

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  white_men_cant_crimp - 2 years ago

  those were some "absolutely, sure-fire lines": to get kicked in the balls. or worse. "works every single time"

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    Methusar - 2 years ago

    @white_men_cant_crimpYou fuckwit: It's a fucking joke you fucking prick

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    ThePedigree - 2 years ago

    @white_men_cant_crimpMethusar: forgot to take his crazy pills today

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    mrqaf - 3 years ago

    @white_men_cant_crimpmethusar is mah favorito

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  Tazmaniac - 2 years ago

  ugh...: That guy looks like a real wierdo.

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  heresjohnny111 - 2 years ago

  that should work: you're kissing me on the mouth, or i'm punching you in the face

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  neon_crucifixx - 2 years ago

  oh yea?: I'd rather be a whining pussy than a love-less/pussy-deprived goth fag. Emo whines? Some times metal just brings me a head ache. Although i have every single fuckin album of metallica (btw: NOTHING ELS MATTER? EMO? KINDA?) and i love avenged sevenfold and bullet for my valenine..Id rather listen to some more melody than sensless riffs (nile).

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  navarro - 2 years ago

  wow: hahaha! "you´re kissing me on the mouth, or I´m punching you in the face"... classic!!!

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  crackerman - 2 years ago

  well.....: That was just plain stupid. It's pickup lines, not pickup paragraphs.

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  uncensoredchicky - 2 years ago

  Love it: I love it! sorry but I do I may just have to give him some road head :) .

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  Freakin_SWEET - 2 years ago

  ..: ...shfrock...CALM THE FUCK DOWN! first of all...these ppl arent cool, they are pick up lines that are meant to be funny NOT realistically said to ANY living human female...and i have to say...u were right on with the emo's

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  The_Barnes - 2 years ago

  FAKE: hes a monkey in a person suit. SEE HIS WIG!!!!

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  shafrock - 2 years ago

  STUCPID FUCKKING EMO CUNT BITCH WHORE TEEANGERS: WHAT YOU STUPID FUCKING LITTLE IDIOTS DON'T REALIZE IS THAT WHILE yoU ARE LISTENING TO YOUR KILLYOURSELF MUSIC THAT SOME BITCH ASS IS WHINING "VOCALS" OVER, THE COOL DUDES WHO TALK TO GIRLS LIKE THIS ARE FUCKING THE GIRL THAT YOU ARE CRYING OVER CUZ YOU DID ALL HER HOMEWORK AND SHE WONT EVEN SIT AT THE SAME LUNCH TABLE AS YOU...ASSWIPES...

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  cucbn - 2 years ago

  ugh: tool

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  Pimp23 - 2 years ago

  BETTER PICK UP LINE: Let's make like squirrels, ill put my nuts in your mouth

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  crapmonger - 2 years ago

  FAKE: (this may be the worst fake accusation ever posted, just know that i don't actually believe a word i'm about to say) but they weren't actually using those lines on real girls... d'UH...

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  stifbisket - 2 years ago

  xris smiles: I bet you have been dating ur gf since 3rd grade... and you were 18.

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  stifbisket - 2 years ago

  meegan: What lines work on Meegan? How bout get the fuck back into the basement or I will hafta duct tape u again.

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  macsadrenaline - 2 years ago

  hahahaha: love a girl with no gag reflex. hahahahahaha

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  2777doug - 2 years ago

  HAHAHA: That was funny,

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  K0_K - 2 years ago

  guys...: I think it's fucking obvious that guy is just kidding come on nobody would be dumb enought to try to pick up girls that way... it's just a lil joke chill out guys come on...

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  3MTA3 - 2 years ago

  THE BEST PICK UP LINE IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD............: YOU SAY: I KNOW SOMEONE WHO WANTS BEAT YOUR ASS!!! THE BITCH SAYS: REALLY!!! WHO??? YOU SAY: MY BALLS!!!

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  Cracker_Patrick - 2 years ago

  I pick up men: I usually start with, "Would you like to push my stool in?" Then I ask them if they would like to make me airtight! Man I wish 50 cent would stuff it in my butt!

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  thelolmyster - 2 years ago

  OMG...: You are SO FREAKIN' HOT. I've never been so turned on in my LIFE! You REALLY know how to talk to a girl. I mean, you are seriously like, the DEFINITION of a NATURAL. David D. could definitely learn a few things from you. You should be his next interview! ;) *kisses* L.F. - upstate NY ;)

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  jimmy_mac63GAG - 2 years ago

  GREAT: FUCKING FUNNY AS HELL. I don't know who this is in the vid, but please make more. Great, simply great. For those who say it sucks, lighten up and try to have a sense of humor for a change. Your supposed to come in here to forget your problems, not put them on eveyone else. Peace

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  OMGWTFSTFUNAP - 2 years ago

  heh...: The second one was funny. Should have said "Hey girl, i was just wondering wether you wanna let me cum inside you?"

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