Obama's Jokes at Correspondent's Dinner

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  BadDad123 - 8 months ago

  yawn....

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  stoneenots - a year ago

  Reading the comments on her only solidifies one thing for me and that is that libs are simply jealous of others for deep inside they know that they are less intelligent and for the most part just plain ugly,outside and in.You poor aragant people have no clue what the real deal is and guess what?No one is going to tell you because they cant,you guys already know it all...It's kinda cute to me to read what comes out of your little simple,selfish and one direction minds.Having lived in Austin for 7 yrs and lis

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    collegeguy8504 - 9 months ago

    @stoneenotsRiiiiight. It seems a little research would show that you are 100% incorrect. The last time I checked, the higher an individuals IQ or education level, the more likely that individual is to be liberal. It seems like conservatives like to ignore things like fact and information, so proven by your ignorant comment.

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    Andrew-Payne-146 - 8 months ago

    @stoneenotsI Totally agree with you, and does not it seem like liberals are the only ones who comment on youtube and break.com.

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  coffeeadict - 2 years ago

   stand up at its best :D

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  brandirlee - 2 years ago

  in the hizzy... wat the hell have we done...

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  koolaidman123 - 2 years ago

  i dont like obama but this is funny

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  GoKarts - 2 years ago

   USA WAS... a great country. I'll miss it.

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    Qwertyyy - a year ago

    @GoKartsYou're not from USA..

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  mantasticle - 2 years ago

  impeach this ass hat. the list: 1took over car companies in a free market economy, 2 gave money to banks that were failing FOR A REASON! 3 took over the banks that were failing who took tarp money 4 TOOK OVER BANKS WHO DIDNT TAKE TARP MONEY! WTF?! 5. making moves to nationalize healthcare (anyone who wants to debate the pro's and cons of NAT HC just pm me) 6. dont get me started on the way he is taxing american's (65%) of the income gone of a person who has spent 8 years of life working their ass off in me

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    brainiac23 - 2 years ago

    @mantasticleTry mastering the English language and then maybe people will respect what you have to say.

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    oogoog - 2 years ago

    @mantasticleSHUT THE F UCK UP.

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    omaits08 - 2 years ago

    @mantasticleyou are right. we probably should have elected you president. damn politicians never know more than the average drunk

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    doyoulikecheese - a year ago

    @mantasticleWorking their ass off in you? You must wanna be one of those people that want to go to Iowa..

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  lynnwoodsmeghead - 2 years ago

   Ace approves

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  Qui86 - 2 years ago

   his awesome! :)

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  canadasuxs - 2 years ago

   what a putz

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    oogoog - 2 years ago

    @canadasuxstexas sucks.

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  CruisenTheRye - 2 years ago

   I don't think most people here know what a correspondents dinner is haha... he doesn't have to give a serious presidential speech at one of these bad boys. And its mostly political humor you wouldn't understand, those who don't think its funny.

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    DurTdaiperz - 2 years ago

    @CruisenTheRyeOh right right, "political humor"... right. got it. Thanks for the reminder. That is a oxymoron. So I suppose that said "political humor" also means it has to be "politically correct" in which case it is restricted to be bland, boring, and all-around unoriginal. No friggin' wonder its not making me slap my knee.

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    XsloppyjosefX - 2 years ago

    @CruisenTheRyeor maybe your just a c0ckwarmer w/ no sense of humor...

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  joshy1990 - 2 years ago

   Its amazing america elected this idiot.

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    kona0330 - 2 years ago

    @joshy1990More amazing than the joker in charge of this country for the past 8 years? Maybe listen to what Obama actually says about politics and how he is dealing with the biggest bag of shit one president has ever received from another.

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    mippo - 2 years ago

    @joshy1990kona0330: true true

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    skier7410 - 2 years ago

    @joshy1990about time we had a real person in office

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    Liam09 - 2 years ago

    @joshy1990so democrats have run the white house for over 4 years, they now have full control over everything, and what are they doing besides installing socialism and more debt? In his first year Obama has managed to dwarf all the spending Bush did in his 8 years as president. Biggest bag of shit anyone has ever received? I think you lack any kind of understanding of history. I can think of many bigger bags. The only thing lacking is all of the shit-bags like you, that came with them. It /is/ amazing that america ele

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    mantasticle - 2 years ago

    @joshy1990know your shit before speeking kona. the 85% of the debt caused by the housing market in the US is in california (the most liberal state) where the community reinvestment act was re-inacted by clinton making banks give loans to those with bad credit. yes i did say re-inact because the community reinvestment act was tried by someone earlier... oh yes jimmy carter tried that shit and failed! so they stopped the bill. and now obama wants to put the car makers in the shitter even more with this hybrid nonsens

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  DurTdaiperz - 2 years ago

   Jesus, this guy is about as funny as a trashcan full of bloody tampons.

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    doublekill - 2 years ago

    @DurTdaiperzThat's not funny at all, it's delicious.

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  ItsShortForLeo - 2 years ago

   What are those 2 things that came up near the beginning of the speech? Is that a teleprompter?

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    crispyb88 - 2 years ago

    @ItsShortForLeoyes he has been getting heat because people say he uses them too much, that was the joke

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    Slimjim1503 - 2 years ago

    @ItsShortForLeowow...

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  upperhand9978 - 2 years ago

   Great to finally have a president (after 8 years of douchebaggery) that uses proper grammar, no more retarded bushisms. That alone is worth Obama's skyrocketing approval rating.

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    Ravage172 - 2 years ago

    @upperhand9978Yeah - as long as he has his telepropmpter with him and they find someone with some world etiquette experience to tell Michelle the Queen Mother isn't one of her Sista Girls.

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    dcc1976 - 2 years ago

    @upperhand9978Ravage172, the Queen Mother died in 2002.

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    kona0330 - 2 years ago

    @upperhand9978I believe that you have just been pwnd. Score: Democrats 1 --- Racist-Republicans 0 + 8 years of failure.

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    MyCamaroSS - 2 years ago

    @upperhand9978I dont understand why you liberals keep bashing bush. 4 years from now we're still going to hear your guys' b*tching. Typical of a liberal. I have a lot of hope for Obama and can say he has done a lot of good things, but at the same time he has done some really stupid things too. Expect a president not to be perfect, remember theyre human too.

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    dcc1976 - 2 years ago

    @upperhand9978I'm a liberal, but I agree with MyCamaroSS. There's no point bashing Bush anymore. Anything that can be said about the guy has been said a million times already.

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  yarke - 2 years ago

  I'm ashamed for the people of the USA that more than half of you idiots voted for him. The USA has truly hit its pentacle with my grandparents' generation and we are headed downhill. This depresses me as a young American. More than half of you let me down. Shame on you.

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    mach1ne - 2 years ago

    @yarkepinnacle - not even close.

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    Slimjim1503 - 2 years ago

    @yarkelmao

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    1Ironman - 2 years ago

    @yarkeI was in the marine corp when the elections happened. Screw the war and all that money hungry bull crap. He puts the people first not the money. So stop hating or get your fat ass on a speed boat and go get your head blown off so some big wig can have a new limo in the drive way. IDIOT

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  PrestonLiar - 2 years ago

   This was pretty funny. I'm proud to be an American!

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  crispyb88 - 2 years ago

   Haha its pretty funny looking at the stupid ignorant comments coming from both sides. This is exactly why our world has a pretty bleak future. WE have made the world black and white. EVERYTHING must be about race, even videos on break. I dont associate with the republican or democratic parties for this very reason, because they only see from their vantage point. This was a funny video Obama making light of a solemn time in our nations history, for once . Everyone just shut up or put up, its funny how every

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    Fobesy - 2 years ago

    @crispyb88Well said!

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  atgrammer - 2 years ago

  HAHAHAHAHA! I drink the tears of you republican cry babies! Keep it coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    yarke - 2 years ago

    @atgrammerYou drink malt liquor and take government handouts. PS PAY YOUR HOUSE PAYMENT!!! I'm sick of doing it.

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    Ravage172 - 2 years ago

    @atgrammerWe'll see whose tears you're drinking when Obama runs out of White People to tax into oblivion.

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    Fobesy - 2 years ago

    @atgrammerYark, How can you afford to pay his house payments? By being gready and buying 7 homes yourself and then trying to turn them for profit. The housing market was going to tank no matter what. From 1999 to 2004 alone the housing market increased 700% meaning homes that were supposed to be only 100 thousand went to 700 thousand. What middle class family in their right mind can afford something like that?

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  andrew_7891 - 2 years ago

   obama thinks he's the shit. he kinda reminds me of what i a 6 year old would do if they ever got elected to be president. he's an arrogant jerk. and it pains me to make fun of the president of the united states because i actually stand by our country and believe it is the greatest country in the world. but i mean obama doesnt see it that way. he sees the united states as something bad. and i just wish we had a president that was at least patriotic.

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    Ravage172 - 2 years ago

    @andrew_7891Amen Brother!

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    collegeguy8504 - 9 months ago

    @andrew_7891Yes, because a gun-toting retard got us really far. Only an arrogant ass would think that this country is perfect. There are a lot of world issues that are caused by us. It's not a bad thing to realize that you're doing something wrong, admit to it, and try to fix it. Ignoring the problems like they don't exist is pure nonsense.

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  Dakotadog122 - 2 years ago

   This is for all you bleeding heart liberal assholes, Balack Osama stated in his book audasity of hope " I will stand with the [Muslims] should the political winds shift in an ugly direction.” What the hell am I supposed to think when the president of the United States makes a shithead statement like this, if you don't believe it google it, just type page 261 audasity of hope, I know it's spelled wrong you liberal schmucks I spelled the spooks name wrong for a reason also. I think it's about time he gets

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    yarke - 2 years ago

    @Dakotadog122Do you really think the people that voted for him read his book...

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    dcc1976 - 2 years ago

    @Dakotadog122I read the book (unlike you). The quote is that he would stand with the Muslim community in America if the right-wingers in power at the time of the book decided to do something overly drastic along the lines of Japanese internment camps. If you're FOR internment camps, DakotaDog, then you have problems of your own. Try READING the book.

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    dcc1976 - 2 years ago

    @Dakotadog122The actual quote - "They have been reminded that the history of immigration in this country has a dark underbelly; they need specific assurances that their citizenship really means something, that America has learned the right lessons from the Japanese internments during World War II, and that I will stand with them should the political winds shift in an ugly direction."

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  MacDank - 2 years ago

   fu*k whitey

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  Matt112 - 2 years ago

   You're all idiots, a bunch of sheep that will follow anything the media says about Obama's struggle to make it right in the US. You have absolutely no idea, yourselves, how to run a country, don't accuse people who are far more academically advanced of that kind of bullshit. He's got an extremely difficult job to do after George Bush, as far as I can see, he's doing is best and still has a sense of humor which I think is remarkable. I do admit he promised more than he could but wait and see, you're all clu

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    navyguy50 - 2 years ago

    @Matt112I have a masters in political science. Obama is politically retarded.

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    atgrammer - 2 years ago

    @Matt112I have a masters in poon tang!

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    mantasticle - 2 years ago

    @Matt112i have a major in economics, this guy has violated god knows how many rules of the free market and has caused market failure on many accounts. he is a socialist ass hat that is dumb as shit. i gaurantee we would have been fine if he didnt step in to take over banks! How does he account for taking over banks that didnt even accept tarp money? i dont know where to start. PM ME IF YOU WANT TO TALK POLITICS I WILL RAPE YOU

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  Gi_Daddy_Joe - 2 years ago

  First black man who I thought was not funny.

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    Emet83 - 2 years ago

    @Gi_Daddy_Joethis tbh

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    yarke - 2 years ago

    @Gi_Daddy_JoeBest post I have seen all day.

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  xexeron23 - 2 years ago

   Ummmmm, I wish the comments posted by some here were just a joke but unfortunately they are not and this is the way some people actually think. You close-minded Republican, Right Wing assclowns can go right on thinking whatever screwball, backwards ass crap you want. Ya, a free-thinking, open-minded President with a sense of humor is worse than a hick putz with an over inflated sense of self worth and no idea whatsoever as how to run a country. Come on, you people aren't serious are you?? Like I said b

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    Gooze7 - 2 years ago

    @xexeron23You idiot, you start off by lamenting (to express grief) about how some people think and you wish the comments were "jokes", but then you fall right in step and began lambasting (to give a thrashing) the opposing side. You my ignorant friend are one in the same!

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    navyguy50 - 2 years ago

    @xexeron23you're worse than any of them. How come it's ok for you to attack republicans, but it's not ok for republicans to speak their minds? Are you that dumb? You really made yourself look like an idiot here. Great job dumbocrat!

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    wizardofoza - 2 years ago

    @xexeron23Obama has lied about soo much, I do not know how people who voted for him still give him a good approval rating. Here is just a short list of failures: The bailout: this will create massive inflation killing off the middle class. His foreign policy is not one of anti-war he is going from Iraq to Afghanistan instead. Even though he wants to leave 50,000 troops in Iraq at large military bases. He is pushing for a global order which will kill our sovereignty. He is increasing government, when government is the

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    detroitcity - 2 years ago

    @xexeron23how are you about to call republicans and right wingers close minded and then stereotype the shit out of our former president? democrats are just as guilty of blocking out whatever truth they find in right wing ideology; it goes both ways. i for one thought this shit was pretty funny and im glad in small part that i have a very charismatic and well spoken president... not that i agree with his policies. just have a little bit of gaddamn respect....

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    atgrammer - 2 years ago

    @xexeron23You moron! Bush was the greatest president ever!

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