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Easter is basically about two things: prophylactics and chocolate bunnies. Think differently? Then answer to Kung Fu Jesus.

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gnjuss - a year ago
this is absolutley badass!! If BigJ were alive,he'd totally dig this.
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Blueteam22003 - 2 years ago
jesus suck dicks.....btw didnt jesus die?
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- wilmac - 2 years ago
  @Blueteam22003YES but he came back.,didnt you read the book.,durh.
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brnknot - 2 years ago
now he's going to use it with the priest
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picolejuice - 2 years ago
lol this video proves that jesus was just an action comic book hero and was never real. and if jesus was real he was probably a drugatic and very dark. OBAMA!!!
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wolfwood89 - 2 years ago
check out this fun game http://wolfwood89.mybrute.com
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PROFESSOR_BONER - 2 years ago
In this day of great joy fur all Christianity I decided to forgive all your sins, you break.comdom heatens, so kneel miscreants! EGO VOBIS ABSOLVO A PECCATORUM etc. etc. (for this to have effekt you should repent and behave in respect to God... ach so!..go figure...)
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- RapierTL - 2 years ago
  @PROFESSOR_BONERin english?
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- wilmac - 2 years ago
  @PROFESSOR_BONERis that latin.,,the dead language.
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SHAUN78 - 2 years ago
Too bad God didn't wear a condom when he was banging Mary! Wouldn't a world without Jesus be a simpler world? But what do I know.
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- SHAUN78 - 2 years ago
  @SHAUN78But of course there was intercourse, did it not say in the Bible "And so God took the anall virginity of Mary, and he said "It was good".
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- SHAUN78 - 2 years ago
  @SHAUN78Yankeedo, you seem to be taking this personally. Was your mother analy rapped as well? Or are you just an ignorant religious f*ck? Don't bother answering, of course it's that latter. Noone would want to rape your mother.
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- SHAUN78 - 2 years ago
  @SHAUN78Lighten up there, Yankeedo. Just making a joke about God banging Mary. Of course he didn't bang Mary (some other Jew did), it was just the thought of God wearing a condom while screwing her that made it funny. And the blasphemy as well. But I guess that when right over your head, you judgmental prick.
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- SHAUN78 - 2 years ago
  @SHAUN78Oh, you're just sore because I said your mother was too ugly too be raped. lol
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- SHAUN78 - 2 years ago
  @SHAUN78Yes, of course. I'm a but t baby. How observant of you.
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- wlad1111 - 2 years ago
  @SHAUN78both of you are retards. There was no Jesus and not intercource so shut the f up.
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- wlad1111 - 2 years ago
  @SHAUN78correction. "no" not "not"
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- Osborne2210 - 2 years ago
  @SHAUN78ha ha .. good one SHAUN78, I thought it was the holy spirit who was banging Mary .. LOL
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- SHAUN78 - 2 years ago
  @SHAUN78Thanks Osborne2210, seems to be a lot of whiney religious tards on this site that can't take a joke about their fictional demigod. Lol, to bad thier father's didn't wear a condom.
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- galleif - 2 years ago
  @SHAUN78i agree shaun78.. religion is just BS
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- SHAUN78 - 2 years ago
  @SHAUN78I hope you don't not think that I don't not think that I'm not a moron, but I hope you not don't think I thought I really gave a flying f**k what you thought I don't not think about your religious beliefs. tard
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- ZyloX - a year ago
  @SHAUN78 lol
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- DiverDan12 - a year ago
  @SHAUN78I know what you're saying, but I don't think it's Jesus that fucked things up, I think it's the power hungry assholes that use him to further their own agenda.
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- Kevin-Young-42 - a month ago
  @SHAUN78just get the fuck over it nd watch the god damn videos..
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kalaok - 2 years ago
so funny
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daemia - 2 years ago
hehe.. talking about sarcasm.. http://sarcasm.mybrute.com
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mosquitobait - 2 years ago
Did the Pope died?
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Quenker - 2 years ago
I say let all the catholic and other religious fools get aids and die. A good way of getting rid of those stupid, mindless sheep.
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- fbipeeper - 2 years ago
  @QuenkerrOLF ha ha ha.... I bet he says the religious people are the hate filled intolerant ones LOL
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TheDylanG - 2 years ago
That was awesome!
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Sifor - 2 years ago
FAKE FAKE FAKE !!! WE ALL KNOW JESUS IS GAY
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- Torzala - 2 years ago
  @Siforwhat are you an atheist? wtf your pretty much a piece of shit
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- Slipninja - 2 years ago
  @SiforBetter to be an intelligent piece of shit than a brainwashed idiot who obeys a figment of his own imagination.
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PillowDood - 2 years ago
Think this vid is a pos? Tell break to deathed @ http://cpt-humiliation.mybrute dot com
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konradx05 - 2 years ago
Jews hate Jesus, that's why this video, among others, is allowed to be made. First they kill him, and ~2009 years later they're still trying to kill his spirit. Amazing how we don't see or hear anybody laugh at jewish religion
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- cockswab - 2 years ago
  @konradx05no
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- Flygye - 2 years ago
  @konradx05two things...first, it's been 1976 years since his death (He was 33)....and secondly....Tons of people laugh at Jews all the time...Woody Allen....Mel Brooks...Adam Sandler...Louis Black...Seth Rogan...get my drift?
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- grrtyxjhn - 2 years ago
  @konradx05tell it like it is.... damn jews
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- konradx05 - 2 years ago
  @konradx05exactly, it's okay to make fun of jews as jews, but never their religion. And most often, it's jewish actors that are making fun of jews, that's the only reason why they're allowed to. I.E. Borat, adam sandler, louis black, seth Rogan, mel brooks and probably anyone else you can name
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- Slipninja - 2 years ago
  @konradx05So you're saying Jesus hated himself. Dumbass.
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- mosquitobait - 2 years ago
  @konradx05You too can become a Jew. Visit becomeajew.org. Don't believe me? Check it out for yourself.
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CHEM7 - 2 years ago
Kung fu kung fu kung fu Christ! Screw the pope
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Dliteful - 2 years ago
Someone is going to BURN IN HELL for this. But, before then, he or she will have helped prevent the spread of all sorts of STDs which aint such a bad thing.
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salemhits76 - 2 years ago
cute.
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InChristAlone - 2 years ago
How do I get videos removed?? Jesus would never tell anyone to practice safe sex. He would say (and has in the past) that fornication is a sin and should be repented of. What a wretched waste of time and energy this video is...
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- L33Tvampire - 2 years ago
  @InChristAloneyeah, this was totally an insult to jesus-instead of parody made for fun. get a new line you random bible-thumper
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- MiltonWaddams - 2 years ago
  @InChristAlone 'and he has in the past'. . . ugh, your a douche.
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- E3headliner - 2 years ago
  @InChristAlonehell yeah reap. more people need to stop living lies! its pretty nice not living in shame, and believing in superstition. it kicks ass fonzie!
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- Slipninja - 2 years ago
  @InChristAloneQ:Why didn't Jesus walk on air? A:He couldn't hide the rocks.
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- mosquitobait - 2 years ago
  @InChristAloneJesus is a zombie. Prove me wrong.
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PROFESSOR_BONER - 2 years ago
I feel compelled,if you Sirs kindly let me, to exhort the gracious makers of the video (whom i'm sure enjoy non-orthogenital intercourse with their relatives), after having so corageously attacked the old man on the Holy Seat, to do the same with a well-known, woman-enslaving religion mosly worshipped by desert-dwelling,head garment-wearing and camel riding populaces. Being so that after having met the immense love and patience of the profet at the hand of a misericordious throat-cutter, they will (hopefull
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- PROFESSOR_BONER - 2 years ago
  @PROFESSOR_BONERy) reconsider their attitude towards the aforementioned old man on the Holy Seat. Please do accept my most contrite seasonal greetings: Regards. Prof. Boner
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- CmdrCanada - 2 years ago
  @PROFESSOR_BONERTL;DR
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- darthmilon - 2 years ago
  @PROFESSOR_BONERAfter all those "big" words....you spell prophet wrong?!?!
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- E3headliner - 2 years ago
  @PROFESSOR_BONERhe misspelled more than prophet.
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PillowDood - 2 years ago
this game is much better than this lame vid. goto http://cpt-humiliation.mybrute
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DeanMartin64 - 2 years ago
NOT FUNNY
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- E3headliner - 2 years ago
  @DeanMartin64TOTALLY funny.
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ItsNanerpus - 2 years ago
this video is sick. it took me my second time watching this video to realize the condom was a halo when he raised it above his head. excellent video.
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- klove19 - 2 years ago
  @ItsNanerpusU watched this two times? your really slow
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- konradx05 - 2 years ago
  @ItsNanerpusand YOU really can't spell
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DimmeR_KiD - 2 years ago
jesus's next taget.. the jews
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- MonkeySponkey - 2 years ago
  @DimmeR_KiDJesus was a jew you idiot!
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- Mizak - 2 years ago
  @DimmeR_KiDJesus was indeed a jew, which means christians worship a jew...
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- superman22 - 2 years ago
  @DimmeR_KiDJesus was a Hebrew. Not a Jew. You're a Jew.
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- E3headliner - 2 years ago
  @DimmeR_KiDjesus was a hebrew? thats the funniest shit i've heard all night.
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PMsGinaCarano - 2 years ago
Lol, bowkill and Beaver_Cleaver were here all last night accusing each other of being Hilqendorf's, what a bunch of douchebags!
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