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Killuminaughty - 11 months ago
Christmas is a maid up Holliday to spend money on it pretty much all Holliday r maid up
Chris-Harriman-787 - 4 months ago
@Killuminaughty Really? Your grammar is so incredibly incorrect it makes Jesus want to punch babies. For Christmas, you get a dictionary. READ IT. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL SANITY, READ IT!
gnjuss - 2 years ago
this is absolutley badass!! If BigJ were alive,he'd totally dig this.
Blueteam22003 - 4 years ago
jesus suck dicks.....btw didnt jesus die?
wilmac - 3 years ago
@Blueteam22003 YES but he came back.,didnt you read the book.,durh.
brnknot - 2 years ago
now he's going to use it with the priest
picolejuice - 2 years ago
lol this video proves that jesus was just an action comic book hero and was never real. and if jesus was real he was probably a drugatic and very dark. OBAMA!!!
wolfwood89 - 2 years ago
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PROFESSOR_BONER - 2 years ago
In this day of great joy fur all Christianity I decided to forgive all your sins, you break.comdom heatens, so kneel miscreants! EGO VOBIS ABSOLVO A PECCATORUM etc. etc. (for this to have effekt you should repent and behave in respect to God... ach so!..go figure...)
RapierTL - 2 years ago
@PROFESSOR_BONER in english?
@PROFESSOR_BONER is that latin.,,the dead language.
SHAUN78 - 2 years ago
Too bad God didn't wear a condom when he was banging Mary! Wouldn't a world without Jesus be a simpler world? But what do I know.
@SHAUN78 But of course there was intercourse, did it not say in the Bible "And so God took the anall virginity of Mary, and he said "It was good".
@SHAUN78 Yankeedo, you seem to be taking this personally. Was your mother analy rapped as well? Or are you just an ignorant religious f*ck? Don't bother answering, of course it's that latter. Noone would want to rape your mother.
@SHAUN78 Lighten up there, Yankeedo. Just making a joke about God banging Mary. Of course he didn't bang Mary (some other Jew did), it was just the thought of God wearing a condom while screwing her that made it funny. And the blasphemy as well. But I guess that when right over your head, you judgmental prick.
@SHAUN78 Oh, you're just sore because I said your mother was too ugly too be raped. lol
@SHAUN78 Yes, of course. I'm a but t baby. How observant of you.
wlad1111 - 2 years ago
@SHAUN78 both of you are retards. There was no Jesus and not intercource so shut the f up.
@SHAUN78 correction. "no" not "not"
Osborne2210 - 2 years ago
@SHAUN78 ha ha .. good one SHAUN78, I thought it was the holy spirit who was banging Mary .. LOL
@SHAUN78 Thanks Osborne2210, seems to be a lot of whiney religious tards on this site that can't take a joke about their fictional demigod. Lol, to bad thier father's didn't wear a condom.
galleif - 2 years ago
@SHAUN78 i agree shaun78.. religion is just BS
SHAUN78 - 4 years ago
@SHAUN78 I hope you don't not think that I don't not think that I'm not a moron, but I hope you not don't think I thought I really gave a flying f**k what you thought I don't not think about your religious beliefs. tard
ZyloX - 2 years ago
@SHAUN78 lol
DiverDan12 - 2 years ago
@SHAUN78 I know what you're saying, but I don't think it's Jesus that fucked things up, I think it's the power hungry assholes that use him to further their own agenda.
Kevin-Young-42 - a year ago
@SHAUN78 just get the fuck over it nd watch the god damn videos..
kalaok - 2 years ago
so funny
daemia - 2 years ago
hehe.. talking about sarcasm.. http://sarcasm.mybrute.com
mosquitobait - 2 years ago
Did the Pope died?
Quenker - 2 years ago
I say let all the catholic and other religious fools get aids and die. A good way of getting rid of those stupid, mindless sheep.
fbipeeper - 2 years ago
@Quenker rOLF ha ha ha.... I bet he says the religious people are the hate filled intolerant ones LOL
TheDylanG - 2 years ago
That was awesome!
Sifor - 2 years ago
FAKE FAKE FAKE !!! WE ALL KNOW JESUS IS GAY
Torzala - 2 years ago
@Sifor what are you an atheist? wtf your pretty much a piece of shit
Slipninja - 2 years ago
@Sifor Better to be an intelligent piece of shit than a brainwashed idiot who obeys a figment of his own imagination.
PillowDood - 2 years ago
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konradx05 - 2 years ago
Jews hate Jesus, that's why this video, among others, is allowed to be made. First they kill him, and ~2009 years later they're still trying to kill his spirit. Amazing how we don't see or hear anybody laugh at jewish religion
cockswab - 2 years ago
@konradx05 no
Flygye - 2 years ago
@konradx05 two things...first, it's been 1976 years since his death (He was 33)....and secondly....Tons of people laugh at Jews all the time...Woody Allen....Mel Brooks...Adam Sandler...Louis Black...Seth Rogan...get my drift?
grrtyxjhn - 2 years ago
@konradx05 tell it like it is.... damn jews
@konradx05 exactly, it's okay to make fun of jews as jews, but never their religion. And most often, it's jewish actors that are making fun of jews, that's the only reason why they're allowed to. I.E. Borat, adam sandler, louis black, seth Rogan, mel brooks and probably anyone else you can name
@konradx05 So you're saying Jesus hated himself. Dumbass.
@konradx05 You too can become a Jew. Visit becomeajew.org. Don't believe me? Check it out for yourself.
CHEM7 - 2 years ago
Kung fu kung fu kung fu Christ! Screw the pope
Dliteful - 2 years ago
Someone is going to BURN IN HELL for this. But, before then, he or she will have helped prevent the spread of all sorts of STDs which aint such a bad thing.
salemhits76 - 2 years ago
cute.
InChristAlone - 2 years ago
How do I get videos removed?? Jesus would never tell anyone to practice safe sex. He would say (and has in the past) that fornication is a sin and should be repented of. What a wretched waste of time and energy this video is...
L33Tvampire - 2 years ago
@InChristAlone yeah, this was totally an insult to jesus-instead of parody made for fun. get a new line you random bible-thumper
MiltonWaddams - 2 years ago
@InChristAlone 'and he has in the past'. . . ugh, your a douche.
E3headliner - 2 years ago
@InChristAlone hell yeah reap. more people need to stop living lies! its pretty nice not living in shame, and believing in superstition. it kicks ass fonzie!
@InChristAlone Q:Why didn't Jesus walk on air? A:He couldn't hide the rocks.
@InChristAlone Jesus is a zombie. Prove me wrong.
I feel compelled,if you Sirs kindly let me, to exhort the gracious makers of the video (whom i'm sure enjoy non-orthogenital intercourse with their relatives), after having so corageously attacked the old man on the Holy Seat, to do the same with a well-known, woman-enslaving religion mosly worshipped by desert-dwelling,head garment-wearing and camel riding populaces. Being so that after having met the immense love and patience of the profet at the hand of a misericordious throat-cutter, they will (hopefull
@PROFESSOR_BONER y) reconsider their attitude towards the aforementioned old man on the Holy Seat. Please do accept my most contrite seasonal greetings: Regards. Prof. Boner
CmdrCanada - 2 years ago
@PROFESSOR_BONER TL;DR
darthmilon - 2 years ago
@PROFESSOR_BONER After all those "big" words....you spell prophet wrong?!?!
@PROFESSOR_BONER he misspelled more than prophet.
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DeanMartin64 - 2 years ago
NOT FUNNY
@DeanMartin64 TOTALLY funny.
ItsNanerpus - 2 years ago
this video is sick. it took me my second time watching this video to realize the condom was a halo when he raised it above his head. excellent video.
klove19 - 2 years ago
@ItsNanerpus U watched this two times? your really slow
@ItsNanerpus and YOU really can't spell
DimmeR_KiD - 2 years ago
jesus's next taget.. the jews
MonkeySponkey - 2 years ago
@DimmeR_KiD Jesus was a jew you idiot!
Mizak - 2 years ago
@DimmeR_KiD Jesus was indeed a jew, which means christians worship a jew...
superman22 - 2 years ago
@DimmeR_KiD Jesus was a Hebrew. Not a Jew. You're a Jew.
@DimmeR_KiD jesus was a hebrew? thats the funniest shit i've heard all night.
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