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G1zMO4z0 - 3 years ago
He fails
dawei - 2 years ago
i canne swim either and im white but thats because he stole and sold all the legs from our villiage to pay for this mistake
jiggy410 - 2 years ago
Im Black: So i can tell you that he speaks the truth, he's still a cracker as s cracker tho :D
BushDeathGood - 2 years ago
Hey average white American male:: If you are an average white American male you owe anywhere between 3% and 5% of your genetic makeup directly to AFRICAN AMERICAN ancestry. Black guys - for you it's 10% to 15% white genes.
InstructionalVid - 2 years ago
@BushDeathGood thats not true.
YERDADSWALLOWS - 2 years ago
@BushDeathGood You're kind of an idiot.
Katherine Harris: Isn't she the lying w h o r e who helped the GOP fix the "election" in Florida and murder 4,000 soldiers in IraQ?
EducatedGangster - 2 years ago
oh yea!!: well white men cant jump.. and they smell like dogs when they get wet. When you're right, you're right!!
@EducatedGangster You are right: I'm white and when I was in the Army I noticed blacks smelled different. Not better/worse, but both whites and blacks could tell their own by the smell. The Mexicans said they could smell the Cubans. Diet? I found the cleanest were the blacks. The nastiest GIs were always white. Reek like fresh ass.
@EducatedGangster They Do: Have that wet dog smell to em huh? I think thats something to do with the skin pigment, or something i don't think its the diet.
Nord_21 - 3 years ago
@EducatedGangster Apparently to the average Asian White people smell like sour milk. And African Blacks certainly don't like the water if they can possibly avoid it. How many Black people make it to the Olympics (loads) - how many Black swimmers you ever seen at the Olypmics?
he11cat06 - 2 years ago
Well....: When you're right, you're right. I knew plenty of blacks in the army that were TERRIFIED of swimming. So quit being whiney bitches and just accept that it's mostly true. Faggits.
g0oMb4 - 2 years ago
they cant swim...: so you tie them up and use as a flotation device....duh
jaries - 2 years ago
wtf..: all you ignorant racists and general assholes should go ahead and watch a video entitled 'Time is N.O.W.' from smileykai77, i think you would all learn something valuable.
BlazinITuP - 2 years ago
that: guy actually won
BALLSAUCE - 2 years ago
.: HAHAHA THEY SHOULD HAVE PUT THEM IN THE RIVER IF THEY CANT SWIM. WE'DE BE BETTER OFF
slick1212 - 2 years ago
@BALLSAUCE shut up u homo: your mom has got my ball sauce all over her chin and i out some in your spahgetti last night enjoy bitch
CVC101 - 2 years ago
@BALLSAUCE Red wristbands are for gay people. You probably live out in a trailer and are pissed because your inbred children can't get an education. That is if you have any children. People try to be funny by being assholes and it never works.
throttle - 2 years ago
it is true though: that's why there aren't as many black navy seals. Theyre naturally denser and don't float as well making it diffucult to tread water. It's all about the DNA bro's.
igot5onit - 2 years ago
hahahaha: i grew up in alabamaa...
5threcon - 2 years ago
Swimming is not required to,: ROB,RAPE,STEAL or KILL!
luisrara - 2 years ago
@5threcon hahaha: love your comment
@5threcon HAHAHAHAHA!: That's f*ckin GREAT!
tylersall2 - 2 years ago
oops: i saw this on the news or the daily show or something
_Jesus_ - 2 years ago
.....: I don't know why you guys are all so offended. its true. i can't swim.
Venzic - 2 years ago
hahahahahahahahhaha: hahhahaa.....monkeys
KGfromWP - 2 years ago
anyone: who thinks that there is science behind this stereotype shud be killed. so stfu chos1ner
chos1ner - 2 years ago
bull: its got nothing to do with economic blah blah, the reason he would have said this stupid inconsiderate comment is because as a whole black people have very little excess fat which is what helps you flot where as white people naturally have floating fat, therefore thye can swim better as a rule,thats why whites dminate swimming,and blacks dominate running etc they are built for the task
Cypher_FTW - 2 years ago
@chos1ner what a load of shit: its just a small minded comment. I am covered in "Excess Fat" and i sink like stone..
paranoialeader - 2 years ago
record for fastest lost election: this guy just broke the universal record for fastest lost election
Henhaze - 2 years ago
If my grandfather: had been blasted against a wall with a firehose in the 60'smight be inclinded to stay away from water too (if this stupid fucking stereotype was in any way true).
Bill_Bradskey - 2 years ago
Somebody call Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton: Who cares... it's true, I had a half white half black friend who went swimming in a spring with me and some other people and when we got back to the dorm all the black guys were saying, "nigga you crazy" , "there's snakes and alligators ing the water" > they, excuse me, most cannot swim because they are scared of nature. Ever see a black person freak out aroung a dog?
hyperscope - 2 years ago
Wow!: A Persons Ablity To Do Something Dosent Depend On What Color There Skin Is Or How They Look. I Have A Black Friend And He Is A Life Guard And Nobody Has Drown!Plus I Know Lots Of White People That Are Great Swimmers And Some That Are Terrible!
MrFartPants - 2 years ago
Bunch of stupid comments on this, but so was his comment to start: ...he could say "we had a bunch of people who couldn't swim..."
juxtapose519 - 2 years ago
P: WN3D
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