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Two criminal masterminds break into a store with a shovel to grab some beer. They're a few cans short of a thirty-pack, both literally and in the sense that they're morons.

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  • Zink021

    Zink021 - a year ago

     they forgot some cuzzies

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  • ShibbyGTR

    ShibbyGTR - 2 years ago

    Success....with the exception that the one in the white hoodie had his face exposed. Oh and it was great that he was too much of a wuss and failed at kicking in the glass, had to get a shovel. Also found it odd he was more concerned with returning with the shovel than another case. 

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  • madworldx1

    madworldx1 - 2 years ago

    They should've done this at a liquor store instead.

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  • anton_g26

    anton_g26 - 2 years ago

    1:05 LMFAO! I do have to say that I agree with jock1986 below, because you've obviously failed at life when you get t o the point of breaking and entering just to steal alcohol.

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  • EdwardBear

    EdwardBear - 2 years ago

     yeah how exactly did they fail SaxSolo? They got into the place and got away. Why cus the dude dropped one of the cases? Big deal. Overall it looks pretty successful to me.

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    mecka1 - 2 years ago

     they got away. wheres the fail

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    • gtmc

      gtmc - 2 years ago

      @mecka1yeah thought the same thing, the only loser is the store owner

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    • jock1986

      jock1986 - 2 years ago

      @mecka1Few cans short of a thirty pack!! One of the guys dropped a whole carton and they broke everywhere also id say ur failing at life if you feel the need to rob a store so you can go get pissed...

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    • MattW1989

      MattW1989 - 2 years ago

      @mecka1Jock1986: If you got the bollocks to do that shit, then do it. saves 30 bucks!

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    • wilmac

      wilmac - 2 years ago

      @mecka1i guess they figured he broke one case.,,but overall,,lokd lik a win to me.

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    • mrman46

      mrman46 - 2 years ago

      @mecka1love how they just go in steal beer... and leave all the money

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    • Synthetics06

      Synthetics06 - 2 years ago

      @mecka1Since the store was closed, I'm almost certain that all the money would have been removed from the registers.

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    ldedon - 2 years ago

     looked like a success to me. breakyoustupidmotherfuckers.wt

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    potatoface - 2 years ago

    You fcking racists. don't you remember that black people were once enslaved in this country??

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    • TheCharlie

      TheCharlie - 2 years ago

      @potatofaceRemember? Hell, it's thrown in our face everyday as an excuse. Yeah, we remember what ended almost a 150 years ago. What's your point?

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    • viper739

      viper739 - 2 years ago

      @potatofacei agree with TheCharlie. Racism is highly overrated. Yea so what if our ancestors or whatever enslaved your black ancestors. It has nothing to do with you. Besides that you got your black president so stfu.

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    • gadadhoon

      gadadhoon - 2 years ago

      @potatofacethat, gentlemen, was what many like to call "sarcasm".

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    • Soultaker26

      Soultaker26 - 2 years ago

      @potatofaceI love how people ignore the facts. The spaniards would pay one tribe with gold and guns to capture another tribe. That'd make the tribe with allied with the spaniards more powerful, and their enemies weaker. So the africans would slave other africans and sell them. Then the spaniards would take them across the atlantic, where they sold them to british for a good profit. Might as well hate spaniards, other africans, and white people. P.S. Whites fought for your freedom. History ftw.

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    • FireHawk3029

      FireHawk3029 - 2 years ago

      @potatofaceAnd less that sixty years ago jews were enslaved in german concentration camps... whats your point?

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    • journeyman_109

      journeyman_109 - 2 years ago

      @potatofaceyou piece of sht. africans first started selling other africans as slaves, so shut up. 2, who cares, slaver has nothing to do with you, at all. period.

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    • gtmc

      gtmc - 2 years ago

      @potatofacesoultaker is mistaken with the azteks and indians

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    • redcell66

      redcell66 - 2 years ago

      @potatofaceyour right, im sorry. so to add to my apology i would like to pay for a one way ticket for you to fly back to your a.i.d.s. and war infested africa to try to live in peace

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    • Thricemin

      Thricemin - 2 years ago

      @potatofaceHmm thats funny my ancestors came here way after slavery. Oh ya stop stealing shit.

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    • Thricemin

      Thricemin - 2 years ago

      @potatofaceBlacks take the cake on crime, aids ,and poverty. Real facts but wait thats racist so they dont really exist. The jews have been shit since the beginning of time and they seem to be doing just fine now. When is the bitching going to stop. You cant blame your problems on racism forever. Grow up your responsible for your own actions.

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    • MattW1989

      MattW1989 - 2 years ago

      @potatofaceOh shut up with your racist bullshit! Blacks are as just as equily racist to white as whitees are to blacks these days. Just get a life, get a job, have some kids.

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    • wilmac

      wilmac - 2 years ago

      @potatofacepotatohead,,your avatar fits you.

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    • anton_g26

      anton_g26 - 2 years ago

      @potatofaceI like how non-blacks always criticize blacks for using slavery as an excuse, and yet they can never admit to the fact that they use their stupidity as an excuse. What does "you got your black president" even mean? Are the blacks to blame for all of our white President Bush damage to this country? It was this white president who has destroyed America, it's image and it's relationships with other countries. Waging war for oil, lying to the America as a whole as well as the entire world? Now that Obama i

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    • N8tiv1

      N8tiv1 - 2 years ago

      @potatofaceso were the chinese, NATIVES, and whites were even enslaved but elsewhere... It's still the GREATEST country on earth. USA

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  • ninjarluke

    ninjarluke - 3 years ago

     haha black people........

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  • Dios69

    Dios69 - 3 years ago

    fake... naggers don't drink beer

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  • freedomtaco

    freedomtaco - 3 years ago

    so what about the how to fail at beer theft clip, all I saw was 2 dudes stealing beer and getting away...

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  • MustangSlut

    MustangSlut - 3 years ago

    How to fail at video posting (see above). JC break, you guys are hopeless.

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    Dios69 - 3 years ago

     3 out of 4 ain't bad? sh!t happens... the naggers got 90 free breers. congrats!

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  • FiatLux

    FiatLux - 3 years ago

     lol

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    buddy_rich - 3 years ago

     OMG! ONE OF THE GUYS DROPPED A PACK OF BEERS WHILE MAKING THE GET-WAY!!! BEST CLIP EVER AND AMERICAS HEALTHCARESYSTEM IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD!

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    • freedomtaco

      freedomtaco - 3 years ago

      @buddy_richJust because you're a jobless loser who can't pay for healthcare

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  • Twice_As_Nice_45

    Twice_As_Nice_45 - 3 years ago

    It looked like they got away to me.

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    CuChanu - 3 years ago

    Thanks Break, for another excuse for the racist idiots to start with the racist jokes.

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  • TheMotoKing

    TheMotoKing - 3 years ago

     whats wrong? They got the beer and they got away.

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    HailBorat - 3 years ago

    $1000 worth of damage for 2 cases of beer.

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    peanutbutteraz - 3 years ago

     And they had to pick shit beer. Bud

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    • roudy1689

      roudy1689 - 3 years ago

      @peanutbutterazheadache in a can

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    • TheCharlie

      TheCharlie - 2 years ago

      @peanutbutterazI find it funny when people bust on beer others drink. Do you really give a fuk? Really? You're so cool cause you drink some import. Bowdown to you sir Cool.

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  • scruffyflop

    scruffyflop - 3 years ago

     i see no fail... just two guys that got away stealing some cases of beer...

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    NIHILISTCYCO - 3 years ago

     Day wuz reladed too Obamma

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    • JStyles27

      JStyles27 - 3 years ago

      @NIHILISTCYCOJudging by your spelling your related to Bush.

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      hotrodder198499 - 3 years ago

      @NIHILISTCYCOJudging by YOU'RE spelling, so are you.

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    • Sloth4z

      Sloth4z - 3 years ago

      @NIHILISTCYCOJudging by your spelling, you're an idiot. your - a form of the possessive case of you used as an attributive adjective your're - contraction of you are

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    • Darkestwire

      Darkestwire - 3 years ago

      @NIHILISTCYCOJudging by YOUR grammar Jstyles YOU'RE related to Bush.

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    • LaagVliegendeVinkenTering

      LaagVliegendeVinkenTering - 3 years ago

      @NIHILISTCYCOHahaha, bunch of retards!

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    • thesharter

      thesharter - 3 years ago

      @NIHILISTCYCOi wonder how long it took sloth4z to copy that definition from dictionary.com

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