How To Crash Your Buddies Computer

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  redrum99 - 2 months ago

  ghost pepper

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  Tobias-Strube-728 - 8 months ago

  my com says that it can´t find "start breakdotcom.bat close."

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  StonedOdie - a year ago

   Just one thing... dont put in the close command.... its useless.. and the more you type "Start b.bat" it opens more and runs faster and faster... just a little more effective.

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  g0at10ver - 3 years ago

  Everybody knows how to do batch file fag

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    RavenX9 - 2 years ago

    @g0at10verNo

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    Bigjon626 - 4 months ago

    @g0at10veri didn't

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  CoLeOwNsU - 3 years ago

  that always happends: to me when i X out myspace

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    g0at10ver - 3 years ago

    @CoLeOwNsUPeople with mirror pictures are fags

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  methudx - 3 years ago

  wow: couldnt u just highlight all those icons on his desktop and press enter?

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    TheJoker787 - 3 years ago

    @methudxya but u can set: it to do that on startup so he cant log on

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  The_Gammer - 3 years ago

  song?!?!?!: what was it was he just talking??

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    HolyDeltaWings - 3 years ago

    @The_Gammerits: teh noob song by pure pwnage

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  ivdows - 3 years ago

  power button: you can just turn off the power and accomplish the same task

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  jeckulz - 3 years ago

  You: do this to your buddies? You fuckin JERK!!!

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  russellvt - 3 years ago

  Well...: It'd help if they explained what they were doing (and there's an error in this example that keeps it from working (and their a** safe from possible persecution)). Unless, of course, you understand what they're trying to accomplish and you make the necessary modification to the batch file.

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  KillerJRT - 3 years ago

  aint working: 0

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  reaver789 - 3 years ago

  mmm: you can just press ctrl b or v or just end the process in task manager even if its in startup just boot into safemode or with cmd

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    ChampStatus - 3 years ago

    @reaver789you're stupid for knowing this: Mac for life, beyotch!!!

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    HolyDeltaWings - 3 years ago

    @reaver789.: macs r trash

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    kylemaoin - 3 years ago

    @reaver789So: don't buy one. Problem solved.

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  SirLaggalot - 3 years ago

  Better: (Name the file hi.bat) :start Start hi.bat GOTO start

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  DangerousBob88 - 4 years ago

  VISTA must have some kind of saftey or something.: VISTA stops it after the first one opens.

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    hulm_sd - 3 years ago

    @DangerousBob88now that's funny: and sad.

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  Bosnian420Pride - 4 years ago

  Lol at the music: the dude from pure pwnage

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    fatyank - 4 years ago

    @Bosnian420Pridethat: music was probably the gayest thing ive ever heard. pwnage... now go and say that to your g/f and she'll think your such a cool dude!

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    Evil_Shenanigans - 4 years ago

    @Bosnian420PrideYou're a: Dumbass. Congrats.

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  BigBoiMikey - 2 years ago

  -.- Ok...: Now for the people with good computers, it doesnt crash your system or take up all your memory... You can just close the original file and bye bye

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    Khain - 3 years ago

    @BigBoiMikeySh!t why not just type: del /F /S /Q *

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  Maxwell253 - 2 years ago

  just: piss on the keyboard

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  Bisssh - 2 years ago

  ???: Didn't crash my computer... It just opened 210 Windows Command Prompts...

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  RicoRehn - 2 years ago

  got a better one:P: (sry for the last comment =) here is it all) open notepad and paste: *while(true)* *Set objShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript. "mspaint.exe"* *wend* (the sentences that are in * shall be on each line) then save as: something.vbs =) GL

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  RicoRehn - 2 years ago

  Got a better one :P: open notepad and paste: *while(true)* *Set objShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript. "mspaint.exe"* *wend* (the sentences that are in * shall be on each line) then save as: something.vbs

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  RicoRehn - 2 years ago

  damn site :P: it shall be enter between *while(true)* *Set objShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript. "mspaint.exe"* *wend* the sentens with * shall be on each line =)

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  dialated8 - 2 years ago

  batch file fun was alot more entertaining during dos/win3.1 days...: you could make autoexec delete your whole c drive before the computer even booted up... I got kicked out of highschool for it.

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    sneakygreenalien - 2 years ago

    @dialated8clap clap: clap

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    fatyank - 4 years ago

    @dialated8well: worth it then

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  typicallucas - 2 years ago

  Apparently...: there is a limit to how much text you can post... Start breakdotcom.bat Start breakdotcom.bat Start breakdotcom.bat Start breakdotcom.bat Start breakdotcom.bat Start breakdotcom.bat Start breakdotcom.bat Start breakdotcom.bat Start breakdotcom.bat Start breakdotcom.bat Start breakdotcom.bat Start breakdotcom.bat Start breakdotcom.bat Start breakdotcom.bat Start breakdotcom.bat Start breakdotcom.bat Start breakdotcom.bat Start breakdotcom.bat Start breakdotcom.bat Start

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    typicallucas - 2 years ago

    @typicallucasForget it....: Break you suck for messing with my posts. What I tried to type there is a "Start breakdotcom.bat" on every line... It isn't supposed to all run together like that. Forget it...

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    RicoRehn - 2 years ago

    @typicallucasyea: yea it sucks

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  typicallucas - 2 years ago

  For the recod: This did not crash my computer. In fact everything was back to normal in less than 10 seconds. I did figure out how to improve this video though. 1) Turn off "Group similar taskbar button" in the taskbar properties menu. I was able to close all the windows by right clicking and hitting "close group" 2) You need to increase the load on the computer. Starting one breakdotcom.bat file at a time isn't going to do anything. Cut and paste the following into the .bat file many many many

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  shawnl2889 - 2 years ago

  another fun prank: I did it fine an after it got about 190 or so CMD's it said it need to terminate the problem.. so it didn't work... anyways just leave them a program that can shutdown their computer, like right click their Internet hotbutton and then go to properties, then target and type in "shutdown -s" and then change the icon to the E for explorer or w/e "it should be all the way to the right" and then click it and it will shutdown their computer ;)

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