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How Pornos Get Their Names

Beginning with the early cave drawings of neanderthal man, to the 3D HD hardcore multiethnic-interspecies smut of today. And they all must be titled. The designation of these sexy films is left to an elite group of linguistic over-achievers. They must race the clock to name these videos for the sake of all humanity.

 
 
 

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Uploaded Nov. 18, 2008 by
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If pornos are known for one thing its sex. If they are known for two things its sex, and great names. From characters like Princess Laya and Luke Skyboner to titles like Star Wars: The Empire Licks Crack. The porn industry has defined itself with crazy names. This video explores the hidden side of porno titles to show us an intense world. Full of innuendo and double, sometimes triple, entendres. The sex on film industry prides itself on innovative names. So if you love pornos, or names, or just funny videos then this is the video for you.

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  • bholobadmash

    bholobadmash - 3 years ago

     Cross dressing shalin monk orgies Enter The Drag Queen.

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  • scballa

    scballa - 3 years ago

    stole it from a SNL skit

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    wtfowned - 3 years ago

    Lol at 12 angry men and There will be blood.

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    • DaBearsD

      DaBearsD - 3 years ago

      @wtfownedLOL at Hairy Twatter and the Sore Sisters Boned.

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  • Americasucksdick

    Americasucksdick - 3 years ago

    FAKE

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    chalfont - 3 years ago

     at least the chick was fuking hott

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  • DaFuse

    DaFuse - 3 years ago

     lol @ Toy story, made the movie sound nasty :o

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  • Alter_Ego

    Alter_Ego - 3 years ago

     That was pretty Epic.

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  • uBlow

    uBlow - 3 years ago

     Wow that was...absolute shit. You get a degree doing that crap?

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    frozenmeatsack - 3 years ago

     shitty ass ending

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  • Backlash200

    Backlash200 - 3 years ago

    I'd give it to her like that Hillbilly in Deliverance !! Boy shes got a pretty mouth...

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  • Gumby69

    Gumby69 - 3 years ago

     The chicky in this is rockin'!

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    dfcart01 - 3 years ago

     This video is 4 min 48 secs too long...

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    • Karkinos

      Karkinos - 3 years ago

      @dfcart01Don't forget the load time. . .

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    • booboo14

      booboo14 - 3 years ago

      @dfcart01load time as in the amount of time it takes u to swallow a whole load?...

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  • chevythunders

    chevythunders - 3 years ago

     balltease falcon. like me, is the fastest to finish ever!!!

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  • RiotSt4rt3r

    RiotSt4rt3r - 3 years ago

    I'd slip it to her.

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    Tank_Men_Steve - 3 years ago

    Smell my naughty bits, then tell me i am a good girl.

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    shootnscore8 - 3 years ago

     one funny line. "Killed himself after he couldn't think of a title for the pianist" rest of the vid sucked.

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  • Hurl_A_Squirrel

    Hurl_A_Squirrel - 3 years ago

    well all else fails hurl a squirrel

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    m23cush - 3 years ago

    Couldnt think of a porn title for what? What'd he say?

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    MOTO_ - 3 years ago

    Check my profile. Pic. #1. I traded the KINGOFEUROPE nothing for it. It's mine now. New trades are welcome. What will you give for the red fire truck? That's right , the red fire truck.

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    flampkin - 3 years ago

     did i 404?

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    • Grim_Reaper_____

      Grim_Reaper_____ - 3 years ago

      @flampkinno man. every time you click on anything you get that.

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    • yank_my_doodle

      yank_my_doodle - 3 years ago

      @flampkinTook you long enough to change identities MOTO, couldn't find the passwords again?

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    Grim_Reaper_____ - 3 years ago

    Where is beast for life?

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    Grim_Reaper_____ - 3 years ago

    Everybody,knows that CHE and MOTO are the same person..

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    yank_my_doodle - 3 years ago

    CHE--->The world's oldest polar bear has died at a Canadian zoo. Zoo co-ordinator Gordon Glover at Winnipeg, Manitoba's Assiniboine Park Zoo said Tuesday that the bear, named Debby, was euthanized on Monday after suffering from several strokes and organ failure.

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