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Horrible Cyclist Wipes Out at Finish Line
 
 
 
 
 
 

Horrible Cyclist Wipes Out at Finish Line

 
 
 

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Uploaded Sep. 3, 2009 by
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'Did I win?' No, you came in second place, also known as the first loser.

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  • baddestcoi

    baddestcoi - a year ago

    Does that count as winning?

  • thepopularjock1

    thepopularjock1 - a year ago

    No you lost! You were penalized 10 seconds for bad acting!

  • randomhero1090

    randomhero1090 - 2 years ago

    Someone actually faked this....

  • vistathon

    vistathon - 2 years ago

     Breaks right, he is a Horrible Cyclist. He pulls wings off of flies and everything!

  • miller0613

    miller0613 - 2 years ago

    no you still lost you need to get your ass over the line like the saying goes get your butt over that line

  • Canada_Eh

    Canada_Eh - 2 years ago

     FAKEASOURASUS REX!

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    KAMELEUN

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    KAMELEUN

    KAMELEUN - 2 years ago

     if ya ain't first yur last!!!

  • cremation

    cremation - 2 years ago

     winning is everything

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    whatyoutalkinboutwillis

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    whatyoutalkinboutwillis

    whatyoutalkinboutwillis - 2 years ago

     bonus trick points +1000. reason for fall: his left nut was sticking out and was putting in back in because the winning picture would have looked weird otherwise. :O

    • MentlofHorror

      MentlofHorror - 2 years ago

      @whatyoutalkinboutwillisgo back to AFRICA!

    • evilclone

      evilclone - 2 years ago

      @whatyoutalkinboutwillisFailure to create funny joke.

    • TheTruth308

      TheTruth308 - 2 years ago

      @whatyoutalkinboutwillisfailure to make fun of him for not making a funny joke!

    • Terrorist369

      Terrorist369 - 2 years ago

      @whatyoutalkinboutwillisfailure to support your fellow n|gger

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    Fantasma119

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    Fantasma119

    Fantasma119 - 2 years ago

     well... technically, he did cross the line first

    • marcopolio

      marcopolio - 2 years ago

      @Fantasma119no, actually he never crossed it.

    • canadianmoose

      canadianmoose - 2 years ago

      @Fantasma119he got to the line first, so yes he did win.

    • TheTruth308

      TheTruth308 - 2 years ago

      @Fantasma119no he didnt u jackass you have to be on your bike

    • Dustar

      Dustar - 2 years ago

      @Fantasma119I Think He Needs To Be On The Bike To Finish.

    • aaron1ous

      aaron1ous - 2 years ago

      @Fantasma119he did cross the line. like in horse racing or nascar, its the first thing that breaks the plane of the line, not the whole horse or car.

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    MentlofHorror

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    MentlofHorror - 2 years ago

    wouldnt you wipe out if you saw that the prize for first place was a cockmeat sandwhich? ( question not directed 2 queers)

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    wakeandbake

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    wakeandbake

    wakeandbake - 2 years ago

    did I died

  • beardofzues

    beardofzues - 2 years ago

     thats funny

  • MuscleHic

    MuscleHic - 2 years ago

     FAIL!

  • lindayy2001

    lindayy2001 - 2 years ago

    http://wealthyromance.bravehos

  • morfis13

    morfis13 - 2 years ago

     yeah u win

  • AtomicPunk1

    AtomicPunk1 - 2 years ago

    SAFE!

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    Furhead

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    Furhead

    Furhead - 2 years ago

    I think his comment was meant as a joke. It doesnt look like he's the first person to the finish line.. However his tumble across the line still counts as a finish.

    • Pussymoneyweedson

      Pussymoneyweedson - 2 years ago

      @FurheadDo you want to slob on my knob geek?

    • Furhead

      Furhead - 2 years ago

      @Furheadno thanks f ag. Try the gay bar... You might get lucky

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    TapeGuyReborn

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    TapeGuyReborn

    TapeGuyReborn - 2 years ago

     he won

    • sypha

      sypha - 2 years ago

      @TapeGuyRebornhe never crossed the finish line...he stood on it

    • Furhead

      Furhead - 2 years ago

      @TapeGuyReborndoesnt matter if he stood on it.. he broke the plane and thats what matters. Watch any proper race and see that they focus on who breaks the plane first.. not completeky crosses it first.

    • ThinkThink

      ThinkThink - 2 years ago

      @TapeGuyRebornOnly have to break the line to win, thats why there is usually a ribbon or something that falls when touched, etc. You don't have to cross the threshold 100%

    • sypha

      sypha - 2 years ago

      @TapeGuyRebornonly the bike crossed the finish line

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    Vdetta

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    Vdetta

    Vdetta - 2 years ago

     His bike won

    • Snowf0x

      Snowf0x - 2 years ago

      @Vdettahis bike took first place, he got second

    • the_darkling

      the_darkling - 2 years ago

      @VdettaWow, first and second prize. The other guys must have been pissed

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    bagonips

    bagonips - 2 years ago

     i think those guys who are already at the finish line with their bikes probably won...

    • Fatty_Grumplestein

      Fatty_Grumplestein - 2 years ago

      @bagonipsThat's not necessarily true, we don't know who the governing body is who sanctioned this race.

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    btekketb

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    btekketb

    btekketb - 2 years ago

     id say he won.

    • 2bruiser2

      2bruiser2 - 2 years ago

      @btekketb no he didn't win. you have to cross the finish line, not sit on it.

    • LesterP

      LesterP - 2 years ago

      @btekketbHe won, you just have to touch the finish line

    • TheGreenBlurr

      TheGreenBlurr - 2 years ago

      @btekketbLesters right, you just have to touch it. retard won.

    • Tok3n420

      Tok3n420 - 2 years ago

      @btekketbHe won. As in all races with photo finish its the first one to touch the line.

    • Furhead

      Furhead - 2 years ago

      @btekketbno bruiser, you dont have to completelly cross it to win...Just break the plane.

  • Fatty_Grumplestein

    Fatty_Grumplestein - 2 years ago

    This guy has set the bar even higher for dip-dongs everywhere

  • SUCKILONGTIME

    SUCKILONGTIME - 2 years ago

    clelebrated too early stupid

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    waldostern

    waldostern - 2 years ago

     did he ride?

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