Hilarious School Answering Machine

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  EvilBambi - 2 years ago

  God Dammit!! How fast do you think I can read??....

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  FiatLux - 7 months ago

  "If you want this in another language, move to a country that speaks it." YES. YES. YES.

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  Charlie-Wang-398 - 7 months ago

  omg this is hilarious!

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  FROZYO - 7 months ago

  It's funny because you spelled message wrong. -.-

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  Charlotte-Roberts-811 - 7 months ago

  someone finally said what90% of teachers think

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  Ruth-Cooper-913 - 10 months ago

  It's made even funnier because the person posting it (teacher perhaps?) can't spell!!!!!!!

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  G_Bear - 10 months ago

  i love messeges

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  krunkymonkey - 11 months ago

  THIS IS NOT AN ACTUAL ANSWER MACHINE MESSAGE FROM A SCHOOL. 1. This has been doing the rounds of fax machines since well before the internet was even conceived of. and 2. No public educational authority in QLD or else where would permit such a message. The uploader should perhaps have just billed it as an amusing hoax rather than lie about this sort of rubbish.

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  MJscaf - 11 months ago

  I like all the misspellings in the script. Ironic?

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  PeterDellario - a year ago

  Uploaded 14 months ago

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  Laneb - a year ago

  Clearly not Maroochydore Australia. 1. It's a strong English accent, not an Australian accent. 2. We don't have school lunches. Also - would be nice if you could get the transcription accurate and spelled correctly.

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  KeiraBlackthorne - a year ago

   Awesomeness!

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  TeriVogelsberg - a year ago

   Too bad its not real. Nowhere near funny either.

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  nuttymare - 2 years ago

   I love this - typically my humour, esp as I am a teacherLOL

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  AmandaSalmon - 2 years ago

  I thought Maroochydore High was more known for it's sluts than the fact they fail half of High school? lol

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  metallicar67 - 2 years ago

   Where else but Queensland!!!

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  roxnbox - 2 years ago

  PHONE-ee

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  spearchuckers - 2 years ago

  thats great....only if it was real

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  Slimed - 2 years ago

  I called the school's number, someone actually picked up so i just hung up lol

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  Coradon - 2 years ago

  as funny as it is, its fake.

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  Coradon - 2 years ago

  snopes.com/humor/iftrue/palisa

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  RedbeardWTF2 - 2 years ago

  the last part about language was a too much part. This comment is typical australian though...

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  IBHowe - 2 years ago

   fake- yes......but its so so true.

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  deathshadow391 - 2 years ago

   Fake. That's the American Ringtone. Not Australian. No phone in Australia sounds like that.

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    RedbeardWTF2 - 2 years ago

    @deathshadow391not true, you fail

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  daghoster - 2 years ago

  whats the number?

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  lucas_number_one - 2 years ago

   I just pressed seven...

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