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Dane Cooks First Time
 
 
 
 
 
 

Dane Cooks First Time

 
 
 

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Uploaded May. 17, 2006 by
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This is a standup routine by Dane Cook about his first time with a girl. The dude is friggin hilarious, you have got to check this one out.

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  • danidee

    danidee - 2 years ago

     u ppl suck. dane cook is freakin awesome!!!!.. hes halarious... lighten up a little bit people get a sense of humor dane cook is the freakin stuff man!!!

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    dylbradley - 2 years ago

    Yeah right!: Why does he keep saying "girl." He's a fag. He does the fag voice well. HE was probably the "girl"

  • tommyiii6597

    tommyiii6597 - 2 years ago

    i like at the ending: when they show the girl in the audience. it's like saying, yea she's done that

  • thornburn51

    thornburn51 - 2 years ago

    damn: i thought he was actually gonna fuck a chick

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    xFrenzy

    xFrenzy - 2 years ago

    hes overrated cuz 90% of people thought he was funny as hell when they first heard him: but now his style is old

  • combustion

    combustion - 2 years ago

    OMG that was so fukin funny!!!!: not really he sucks.

  • DasChuck77

    DasChuck77 - 2 years ago

    Sometimes not funny and overated...BUT: This was a great one! Very funny.

  • Superguitar

    Superguitar - 2 years ago

    Dane cook F@#$in rocks!!!!!: This is from the Insomniac tour

  • brand_a_bitch

    brand_a_bitch - 2 years ago

    Mean girls suck.: Nice girls swallow.

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    blue87

    blue87 - 2 years ago

    funny how 4-5 months ago we all thought dane cook was funny: and now every break.com person says "Dane cook sucks balls" Check back on these posts and you'll see what i mean.

    • ammo9000

      ammo9000 - 2 years ago

      @blue87exactly: Im not one of those people though, he's funny as hell.

    • thornburn51

      thornburn51 - 2 years ago

      @blue87they're: all just sheep ignore them

  • scopeking01

    scopeking01 - 2 years ago

    you suck: you suk that is funny get a life dam fag talking about over rateded you suk ass

  • Howard39

    Howard39 - 2 years ago

    dane cook is: overrated and not funny

  • BlazinITuP

    BlazinITuP - 2 years ago

    ahaha: dane cook is tha best

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    Tazn - 2 years ago

    DANE COOK: HE IS THE FUCKIN MAN

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    iliveforthis26

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    iliveforthis26 - 2 years ago

    whats: giving head?

    • thebassist

      thebassist - 2 years ago

      @iliveforthis26you: must be a 3 year old cuz that is the dumbesat shity ive ever heard im 11 and i know what givin head means god oh well some people are dumbshits in this world

    • Theboog666

      Theboog666 - 2 years ago

      @iliveforthis26dude if your 11: then quit looking at this website

    • 2muchOfMike

      2muchOfMike - 2 years ago

      @iliveforthis26...and now ive: lost all faith in man kind

    • whittyloginname

      whittyloginname - 2 years ago

      @iliveforthis26You are only: 10 years old.

    • BlazinITuP

      BlazinITuP - 2 years ago

      @iliveforthis26giving hed: is wen your mom puts her mouth on my buge penis

  • drunkIndian

    drunkIndian - 2 years ago

    not funny: geez, I have 4 pokler friends that are funnier then this guy? He sold his soul to the devil and can talk about picking his nose for a half hour and people laugh like crazy.

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    easyrider016

    easyrider016 - 2 years ago

    wtf: Who is Dane Cook ?

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    TheDanster

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    TheDanster

    TheDanster - 2 years ago

    haha: dane you lucky sun of a bitch

  • tarmsaft

    tarmsaft - 2 years ago

    SHASAM: so funny

  • RageofAngels

    RageofAngels - 2 years ago

    now that: was funny. Maybe cuz i thought it was going to be bullshit like his timetravel thing, but that surprised me.

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    taviooo

    taviooo - 2 years ago

    cook is a crook: i'd like to know who he ripped that joke off. maybe louie c.k. again!

    • TheDanster

      TheDanster - 2 years ago

      @taviooostop trying: to look like u have a cool opinion. JUST GO DIE!

  • dr_jeffreyo

    dr_jeffreyo - 2 years ago

    very well done: not hysterically funny but cleanly delivered tale of his first BJ.

  • kugai

    kugai - 2 years ago

    nice: Good shit, i will have to get more of dane cook's comedy

  • Maxiemax

    Maxiemax - 2 years ago

    American humour: Its really simple hey, cute.

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    Mindesto

    Mindesto - 2 years ago

    That was crap: The only reasonably funny bit was the improv about the shed. The rest is him describing how he got a bj. Which isn't funny, and not attractive unless you've got tits or are gay.

    • RageofAngels

      RageofAngels - 2 years ago

      @Mindestoas dr jeffreyo said: no spud you don't ahve to be a girl( or gay): you have to have experienced a girl sucking your cock.

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