Posted by Assassinmx on Jul. 20, 2009
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mdivinc - 3 years ago
You can't see a fuckin thing with this blurry piece of shit video!
ynk1121 - 3 years ago
Someone forgot to tell him that the steering doesn't work unless you give it gas
MHC2009 - 3 years ago
Jump the "F" off! Rep Your Hood @ MYHOODCLOTHING
d33znu57 - 3 years ago
noob....jetsjis are so lame,,,,4 wheelers are where its at
stevesquatch - 3 years ago
@d33znu57 4 wheelers would have sank tho
Livingdeth - 3 years ago
HIT THE BRAKES!!!! OH SHIT, THERE ARE NONE!!!! YOU DUMBASS!
Deviant2004 - 3 years ago
@Livingdeth HE DIDNT GIVE A LEFT TURN SIGNAL EITHER!!!
CaptainRiv - 3 years ago
that jet ski is old
Vash07 - 3 years ago
Apparently, no one told him that there is no such thing as traction on water. If you want to turn, you have use the throttle.
blueS2000 - 3 years ago
@Vash07 hahah and no brakes on jetskis!
weaselslayer - 3 years ago
de he died ????
mitch_1 - 3 years ago
must have thought there was a brake
GuntherFletcher - 3 years ago
new really? i didnt know that new wave runners came in 90's teal
tricknasty87 - 3 years ago
@GuntherFletcher ha ha BURN!
Rogerman87 - 3 years ago
When will people learn that PWC's don't have breaks... Oh wait, never! So Seadoo went ahead and created a break system on there new models. Take that Yamaha!
gman00009 - 3 years ago
@Rogerman87 I assume you meant brake. Stop watching Break videos and pick up a book. Can't wait to support your ass on welfare.
Drubby - 3 years ago
@Rogerman87 yamaha has had the brake system.. ( let go of throttle and it basicly throws flaps out to slow down ) since 98.. on the gp800-1200s.. i own a gp1200, ( 2000 ) and a seadoo sc.. 07 .. there both great PWCs.
MikeTown - 3 years ago
Lets turn with out hitting on the gas on a jetski YAY!!!!
z28_zeppelin - 3 years ago
He dieded of retardation.
ramey420 - 3 years ago
@z28_zeppelin and hopefully you will follow
leftybigguns - 3 years ago
I wonder exactly when it was when he realized there's no brake.
Thomasinnorway - 3 years ago
@leftybigguns ha ha...i know right!
cloud70 - 3 years ago
@leftybigguns it wasn't the lack of brakes, but that waverunners have no sterring at all if you aren't giving it any throttle
GoGoAGoGo - 3 years ago
@leftybigguns theyre actually quite easy to drive. and to stop in. i used to own one and drove it a lot. this guy is just a moron. youre more likely to flip the thing than to ever run into something on it. unless you intentionally do it.
Wozzaaaaaaaagh - 3 years ago
at the risk of being called a pedantic noob, that my friends is a WAVERUNNER and not a JET SKI. JETSKI's have pivoting steering columns allowing you to standup (like you do on most ski's) whereas that craft is a sit-down model and is commonly referred to as a WaveRunner. No need to thank me.
chuckyoufarly - 3 years ago
@Wozzaaaaaaaagh I would thank if you were right, its not a waverunner, wave runners are made by Yamaha. This one is a Sea-Doo, and they call them PWC for personal water craft, a waverunner is a model name. You ar correct in saying it is not a jet ski
Tussbus - 3 years ago
@Wozzaaaaaaaagh Pedantic Neeblet.
@Wozzaaaaaaaagh I stand corrected by Chuck and take my punishment expertly dealt by Tussbus.
Jovac7 - 3 years ago
@Wozzaaaaaaaagh well played everyone
@Wozzaaaaaaaagh thank you for the knowledge.. your efforts must be rewarded.. THANK YOU
iangillan - 3 years ago
I bet this one was a rental.
Chaosrulz - 3 years ago
He zigged when he should have zagged
FiatLux - 3 years ago
@Chaosrulz LOL! nice
honestly theres a bunch of producers that make theses movies and there fake, just so they can make money, and tthere passed off as being real, idk what to think of this one
SlickyFats - 3 years ago
@weaselslayer for reals?
big_9_er - 3 years ago
why can't reeeetards ever hold the video camera still when something happends?
@big_9_er Answer: they're reading your comments at the same time and laughing at your typing skills
cberto - 3 years ago
fifth
thebubba1018 - 3 years ago
I dont know for sure, but I think he died...or DEATHED? or was it dieded? seriously though
@thebubba1018 piereded
MrBicuits - 3 years ago
@thebubba1018 ................
@thebubba1018 i got embaressed for you when i read ur comment haha what the hel are u saying??
Fuzzknuckle - 3 years ago
He was probably pushin down hard with his right foot looking for the brake pedal.
@Fuzzknuckle thats funny
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