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Dump Before You Jump With Translation
 
 
 
 
 
 

Dump Before You Jump With Translation

 
 
 

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Uploaded Nov. 9, 2007 by
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Someone has painstakingly translated every word in the popular Dump Before you Jump video from the other day. What a great public service.

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  • Wix2155

    Wix2155 - 3 years ago

    white folks: always crapping on themselves, lol

  • PAPPYdethkon

    PAPPYdethkon - 2 years ago

    crapped like: christmas goose

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    whitedevil2

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    whitedevil2

    whitedevil2 - 2 years ago

    4.5 stars: poop is always funny

  • iamshpongled

    iamshpongled - 2 years ago

    lol: he has a helmet on, if he fell on his head he would still die...

  • bazil83

    bazil83 - 2 years ago

    The translator voice sounds like: Brandon Dicamillo

  • whiteviking

    whiteviking - 2 years ago

    The moral of the story is: Go to Starbucks AFTER you jump!

  • LolBreak

    LolBreak - 2 years ago

    That was really funny: its an entire assful!!

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    YourMyHero

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    YourMyHero

    YourMyHero - 2 years ago

    M37 oughta' do it: Whoever "translated" this should be shot in the knee caps, close range, with a tactical use shotgun.

    • petercaviareater01

      petercaviareater01 - 2 years ago

      @YourMyHeroshut: the fuck up you dont have a sense of humor

  • scallawag

    scallawag - 2 years ago

    As if the first one wasn't a complete waste of time: very very goofy.. and very very stupid.

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    forestman462

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    forestman462

    forestman462 - 2 years ago

    anyone else: having trouble reading those subtitles...?

  • Dirtypaper

    Dirtypaper - 2 years ago

    fake: it's from a Belgian show called "in de gloria" the people you see are all actors, this video is overdubbed

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    Backlash200

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    Backlash200 - 2 years ago

    Ok what was his previous meal that he pooped out his jump suit?: chili & crackers

    • Freddiekruger

      Freddiekruger - 2 years ago

      @Backlash200that looks like a veggie delite from subway: toasted!!

  • FreakyFred

    FreakyFred - 2 years ago

    In De Gloria: This is a belgian show. In case you haven't noticed... it's fake!!1!!! It's about making fun of the "lower" class people... Funny as hell... that german dupers fuck it up though

  • Xeper

    Xeper - 2 years ago

    hmm: Diuretics stop your kidneys from absorbing water back into your blood stream. They make you pee, not poop.. wongathon is right.

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    AdukaShot2ss

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    AdukaShot2ss - 2 years ago

    loloLOL!!!!...................: THESE KIND OF DUMB THINGS.. ONLY IN AMERICA!

    • geez10

      geez10 - 2 years ago

      @AdukaShot2ssDipshit!: This video is from Europe, dipshit. You know your neck of the woods. Get it together Euro-trash BITCH!!!!!!

    • Hammerjack

      Hammerjack - 2 years ago

      @AdukaShot2ssThis: from third world singapor

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    stillpopimpn

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    stillpopimpn

    stillpopimpn - 2 years ago

    wow: sad thing is they got it on cam from all angles try to live that dwon

    • Spambusterscannotdiept2

      Spambusterscannotdiept2 - 2 years ago

      @stillpopimpni told you: dreenk too much coffee you crapa lik chrismus gewse

  • M__Bitsko

    M__Bitsko - 2 years ago

    I never noticed that before: There is shit dripping off his shirt tails. Nice.

  • Drummondiscool

    Drummondiscool - 2 years ago

    hmmm: sick of his life?

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    tonyastro

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    tonyastro

    tonyastro - 2 years ago

    My: loony bun is fine Benny Lava

  • stefmart

    stefmart - 2 years ago

    at least we took: your car hahahaha

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    wongathon

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    wongathon

    wongathon - 2 years ago

    doesnt: deuretic means it makes you pee?

    • whurpurgis

      whurpurgis - 2 years ago

      @wongathonI thought: it was when you cant eat sugar

    • riktik3

      riktik3 - 2 years ago

      @wongathonwow: Diabetes makes you not be able to eat sugar

    • Xeper

      Xeper - 2 years ago

      @wongathondoodoo!: Yes, they block your bodies ability to absorb water in the nephrons of the kidneys. Instead you pee it out. FUN!

  • Myosin33

    Myosin33 - 2 years ago

    I bet: The actual translation is probably funnier.

  • eldryn

    eldryn - 2 years ago

    At least: Give the people that play on this thing a "Depends" before jumping. (Depends is an adult sized diaper for those who don't know...You may know it by another name where you live).

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    SteveHamn

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    SteveHamn

    SteveHamn - 2 years ago

    You suck at translating...: FAKE!!! Just goto babelfish you noobs!

    • Renegade816

      Renegade816 - 2 years ago

      @SteveHamnyou're an idiot: it was meant to be funny

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