Dump Before You Jump With Translation

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Category: Extreme
Tags: before, dump, jump, translation
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Uploaded Nov. 9, 2007 by

hahacalifornia

Someone has painstakingly translated every word in the popular Dump Before you Jump video from the other day. What a great public service.

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Wix2155 - 3 years ago
white folks: always crapping on themselves, lol
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PAPPYdethkon - 2 years ago
crapped like: christmas goose
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whitedevil2 - 2 years ago
4.5 stars: poop is always funny
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- slaintedan - 2 years ago
  @whitedevil2.: It really is though!
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iamshpongled - 2 years ago
lol: he has a helmet on, if he fell on his head he would still die...
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bazil83 - 2 years ago
The translator voice sounds like: Brandon Dicamillo
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whiteviking - 2 years ago
The moral of the story is: Go to Starbucks AFTER you jump!
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LolBreak - 2 years ago
That was really funny: its an entire assful!!
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YourMyHero - 2 years ago
M37 oughta' do it: Whoever "translated" this should be shot in the knee caps, close range, with a tactical use shotgun.
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- petercaviareater01 - 2 years ago
  @YourMyHeroshut: the fuck up you dont have a sense of humor
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scallawag - 2 years ago
As if the first one wasn't a complete waste of time: very very goofy.. and very very stupid.
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forestman462 - 2 years ago
anyone else: having trouble reading those subtitles...?
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- stehen_allein - 2 years ago
  @forestman462they're in german: penis breath
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- ntbydsgn - 2 years ago
  @forestman462notice: the english DUBbing
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Dirtypaper - 2 years ago
fake: it's from a Belgian show called "in de gloria" the people you see are all actors, this video is overdubbed
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Backlash200 - 2 years ago
Ok what was his previous meal that he pooped out his jump suit?: chili & crackers
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- Freddiekruger - 2 years ago
  @Backlash200that looks like a veggie delite from subway: toasted!!
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FreakyFred - 2 years ago
In De Gloria: This is a belgian show. In case you haven't noticed... it's fake!!1!!! It's about making fun of the "lower" class people... Funny as hell... that german dupers fuck it up though
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Xeper - 2 years ago
hmm: Diuretics stop your kidneys from absorbing water back into your blood stream. They make you pee, not poop.. wongathon is right.
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AdukaShot2ss - 2 years ago
loloLOL!!!!...................: THESE KIND OF DUMB THINGS.. ONLY IN AMERICA!
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- geez10 - 2 years ago
  @AdukaShot2ssDipshit!: This video is from Europe, dipshit. You know your neck of the woods. Get it together Euro-trash BITCH!!!!!!
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- Hammerjack - 2 years ago
  @AdukaShot2ssThis: from third world singapor
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stillpopimpn - 2 years ago
wow: sad thing is they got it on cam from all angles try to live that dwon
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- Spambusterscannotdiept2 - 2 years ago
  @stillpopimpni told you: dreenk too much coffee you crapa lik chrismus gewse
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M__Bitsko - 2 years ago
I never noticed that before: There is shit dripping off his shirt tails. Nice.
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Drummondiscool - 2 years ago
hmmm: sick of his life?
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tonyastro - 2 years ago
My: loony bun is fine Benny Lava
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- arealman - 2 years ago
  @tonyastroHave you: been high today?
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- videoclipdetective - 2 years ago
  @tonyastroI love you: inside meeeeeee!
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- lyingdutchman46 - 2 years ago
  @tonyastronow: poop on them oliver!
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stefmart - 2 years ago
at least we took: your car hahahaha
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wongathon - 2 years ago
doesnt: deuretic means it makes you pee?
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- whurpurgis - 2 years ago
  @wongathonI thought: it was when you cant eat sugar
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- riktik3 - 2 years ago
  @wongathonwow: Diabetes makes you not be able to eat sugar
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- Xeper - 2 years ago
  @wongathondoodoo!: Yes, they block your bodies ability to absorb water in the nephrons of the kidneys. Instead you pee it out. FUN!
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Myosin33 - 2 years ago
I bet: The actual translation is probably funnier.
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eldryn - 2 years ago
At least: Give the people that play on this thing a "Depends" before jumping. (Depends is an adult sized diaper for those who don't know...You may know it by another name where you live).
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SteveHamn - 2 years ago
You suck at translating...: FAKE!!! Just goto babelfish you noobs!
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- Renegade816 - 2 years ago
  @SteveHamnyou're an idiot: it was meant to be funny
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