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Uploaded Jan. 11, 2007 by
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Fans of CBS's CSI Miami will get a kick out this compilation of the best David Caruso/Horatio Caine opening scene one liners. The Who can make the dumbest sentence sound cool, especially when you take your glasses off at the same time.

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  • GetOffMyBalls

    GetOffMyBalls - a year ago

    i fvckin hate his same stupid azz lame look he always has on his face. and the way he tilts his head when he talks, just makes me want to punch babies.

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  • Rafanp

    Rafanp - 2 years ago

     funny stuff

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    coyote_777 - 2 years ago

    my dong is 3 inches.....**puts on sunglasses**....off the floor. YEEAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

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  • schweets

    schweets - 3 years ago

     i can't even watch the whole thing.I hate this guy soooo mush he fuking sucks ass.His one liners with putting the sunglasses on in the middle of the line then a comercial to follow gets soo fuking annoying.I hate this show because of it.He has sucked even when he was on NYPD Blue.This dude is not hard at all and what the hell is a CSI member doing the jod as a cop and not a scientist anyway?The only thing CSI ish about this is the name.die caruso cie!!!!!!!!!!

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  • dmac60

    dmac60 - 3 years ago

    They make his character look like an idiot! I can't stand how he thinks he's so cool and is always putting those ugly sunglasses on!! LOL!!! My fiance told me about this on here and I about lost it when we watched it!! LMAO!!!

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  • C_r_a_f_t_y_Son

    C_r_a_f_t_y_Son - 3 years ago

    hahah: I was just talkin to my brother about this jackass who cant act and now you made a compilation of his "best" move. i fuckin love it! hilarious!

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  • theblackcat

    theblackcat - 3 years ago

    ::: that really did make me laugh out loud

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  • Throttle13

    Throttle13 - 3 years ago

    wow: i could only get through the first 2 mins. David Caruso is about the worst actor ever. I think his sunglasses have more charisma than he does. F'ing gingers.

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  • patrickswayze

    patrickswayze - 3 years ago

    Someone please: put this man out of our misery.

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  • unismaximus

    unismaximus - 3 years ago

    weak weak weak: He sucks the big one

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    Redonkulility - 3 years ago

    Wow: I can't stop laughing at it.

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  • pfunksmuzak

    pfunksmuzak - 3 years ago

    wow... that gets old: i could just see him picking up a chick at the bar... "corny pick up line" putting his shades on, and walking away all big a bad!

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    Killsalot - 3 years ago

    .: Horatio Caine has got nuthin on Gil Grissom

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    • 53moreHP

      53moreHP - 3 years ago

      @KillsalotYeah he does: He's a cocknecked MF who deserves repeated 2 X 4 face slams.

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    vladdimor - 2 years ago

    I: just hate this guy...so pathetic..

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  • Codmasterx

    Codmasterx - 2 years ago

    SHIT: Every time he puts his glasses on and makes the last line. It can be in a black room. And put those things on. Christ.

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  • Zombieking101

    Zombieking101 - 2 years ago

    ha ha ha: he was better in Rambo

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    jdavison35 - 2 years ago

    don't care for the video: but I love the show and actor he is awesome

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  • JOA69

    JOA69 - 2 years ago

    rofl: they are all retarded things to say but its hilarious when that dude comes in after and yells like that....YYEEEAAAAHHHHH

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  • forbidden610

    forbidden610 - 2 years ago

    YEAAAAA: AAAAAH!

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  • iloveanime777

    iloveanime777 - 2 years ago

    omggggggggg: the fukin extras have more acting ability then this douchbag!!

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  • WalterTheDog

    WalterTheDog - 2 years ago

    Where the Hell: does he keep walking off to? I mean, isn't he supposed to figure out the crime scene, not just walk up, give some stupid one liner and then walk right away?

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  • WalterTheDog

    WalterTheDog - 2 years ago

    He is without a doubt: the worst actor on TV

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  • fantasticskeetsk

    fantasticskeetsk - 2 years ago

    i will never: if i ever watch csi again, watch it the same way.

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  • D3M0L1T10N

    D3M0L1T10N - 2 years ago

    That was the: stupidest sh!t in the world. He's gay by the way.

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