There have been many lonely nights I have been practicing my yoga in an attempt to do what this cow has seemingly mastered. Cows and dogs, you may seem dumb, but you have definitely gotten one thing right.
zoidberg432 - 5 months ago
a perpetual motion machine!
peter9000 - 5 months ago
i guess you could say *puts on glasses* this cow can suck its own dick YEEEEAEAAAAAHHHHHH
Alexander-Hemlig-300 - 6 months ago
01.09 "poker face"
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The0utkazt - 6 months ago
why does a dog lick its nuts?
Philip-Melton-889 - 5 months ago
@The0utkaztBecause he can !!
tx6ft4in - 8 months ago
"Now I know why Bessy hadn't been producing milk lately"
Crazycatlady13 - 9 months ago
I don't know if you noticed but it looks like the cow is starving :( not cool !!
InItForTheParking - 2 years ago
Actually what would cause a cow to do this is after the calf is self weened off the utters swell with milk and cause the cow discomfort. People actually use this to their advantage in modern milk production, as when the cow becomes uncomfortable they will willingly walk into a pen where an automated machine will milk them. This one is just lucky enough to be able to do it herself.
coletrane - 2 years ago
Feed the damn thing and it wouldnt be doing that
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alchera - 2 years ago
You can't use the word BEASTS on here!"!! What a joke of a site.
BernardMeyer - 2 years ago
@alcheraBreasts
These people need to feed their cows. I don't mean because she's drinking her milk, I mean because they are too thin and I know cows are skinny. These are too thin.
Shotout - 2 years ago
Go Bessie Go! FYI, an under or malnourished cow's (or any mammal's) milk dries up. She wouldn't be bagged up like that unless she was taking in a lot of calories. Sure the hormones help, the ones someone mentioned that are in the feed she is eating. @ petey LOL @ your comment
7petey6 - 3 years ago
I Had A Girlfriend who could do that, she was pry that same size too, Awesome
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SBow - 3 years ago
Bunch of city fucks must have never seen a dairy cow before.. retards.. that cow's got plenty of meat. Get a clue, all cows' hipbones stick out.. the cow's drinking it's own milk to relieve some stress of the weight of the milk inside its bag. MORONS.
keebs_tsar - 3 years ago
@SBowlol yes that is what a moron would say.
geemonko - 3 years ago
Poor thing needs to be in the barn more often.
FrankBocker - 3 years ago
Guys, that cow is not underfed. The hugemungous breed that most farms use for milk, can't remember what they're called, is naturally very tall, narrow, and bony. My father has only raised small and stocky Dexters, but I know enough honest farmers to know what a starving cow doesn't look like.
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thisismeleaving - 3 years ago
It's not a malnourished cow, not by a long shot. Spend some time on a farm or ranch before you start screaming about animal cruelty. By the way, how's that quarter pounder tasting lately? idiots
@thisismeleavinggood thank you.
JustinV77 - 2 years ago
@thisismeleavinghaha i thought mcdonalds switched to soy numb nuts!!!
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Souljah23 - 3 years ago
he's discovered the secret to infinite life, well until he dies of old age, but no more food! lol
mrmaximillion69 - 3 years ago
@Souljah23cows are girls
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laserlasse - 3 years ago
that can't be good...?
woostveen - 3 years ago
@laserlassei'd drink my own milk too if I hadn't eaten in a year!!
Lexz0r - 3 years ago
@laserlasseProbably ever cow does it if you starve it long enough, its skin over bone, farmers have no heart for animals lol sick stuff...
Cincyjim - 3 years ago
i dont like the ill informed peta people ........ there not that bright
Riplet - 3 years ago
By the way there is a chance that they knew if they waited long enough they could get this video. I think in that case we could say this is not very humane; and that it certainly qualifies as animal cruelty. I wonder what the people who think cows are sacred would say.
She's just relieving a painful pressure because it's past her milk time or some baby cow moo'd a hungry sound... and made her milk let down early... and they obviously have her producing an overly abundant amount of milk. Dairy cows (and most nursing mothers) make as much milk as was expressed previously.
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thewhitemale - 3 years ago
poor thing looks half starved to death ....
MechanicalReam - 3 years ago
@thewhitemalewhy do you think its resorted to drinking its own damn milk? wow wish i could find out where this is so i can report them for animal cruelty.......sad
53moreHP - 3 years ago
@thewhitemaleYou 2 bleeding heart Peta pukes. The cow's udder is too full of milk and that's painful for the cow. So guess what? It milks itself. Now go kill a human with a leg of lamb.
djDUB06 - 3 years ago
Get the gun this cow has to be put down lol and damn did anybody see that f*ked up description lol? i think your alone on that one buddy lol
digidave - 3 years ago
Now that recycling for ya...
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jaedub - 3 years ago
thats a one happy cow
johnymo24 - 3 years ago
@jaeduband happy cows come from California! :D
