Posted by alexander2 on Mar. 09, 2009
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Saber-Alhababi-305 - 2 months ago
Ok
Sexhot
Viktor-Gaev-875 - 2 months ago
SUPER http://okxxx.ru
Oziel-Robles-144 - 4 months ago
Lol do turtles even have a penis?
Isabella-Smith-262 - 6 months ago
omg im pissing out laughing LMFAO
Sigmarlboro - 8 months ago
splinter's going to be very disappointed when he sees this lmfao
LMFAO THIS IS HANDS DOWN FUNNIEST BREAK VID EVER LMFAO
R---m--153 - 9 months ago
no man its a nice video
dhf
nkscouting - 2 years ago
I work for PETA, and we're going to put this turtle on the cover of Sports Illustrated once we find it a new home and a job at Rack Room Shoes!
DeadeyeAlderman - 3 years ago
@nkscouting Sports Illustrated? Swimsuit issue ? lol
LaCocaColaMan - 2 years ago
i like how the shoe tries to run away at 1:00 from the immense pounding the turtle is giving it. POUND away my brother. i got a date with a shoe.
slave00 - 2 years ago
I just saw turtle d!ck, I can now leave the internet and go outside, thank you, and goodnight.
iSNOWBOARD - 2 years ago
i hate liberals
screamingmeme - 3 years ago
@iSNOWBOARD me too
smemanater - 2 years ago
wtf wheres the money shot?
klove19 - 2 years ago
Poor little guy. They need to get him a lady turtle
ladiiextipsy - 2 years ago
lol aint that cute
swichv64 - 2 years ago
@ladiiextipsy you should finish him off
Abu-Mohammed-Rabia-471 - 11 months ago
@ladiiextipsy i want to see sexy film if you can send me in my email vfdui1@yahoo.com
hawndawg - 2 years ago
Gotta get him some Robitussin for that wheeze!
ispewmalarkey - 2 years ago
At least buy the little b@stard a blow up boot. LOL
Marxus - 2 years ago
Is he using his tail as penis ?
dubus - 2 years ago
@Marxus Mmmm, no!
Knightlight - 2 years ago
@Marxus Wow, that's a well hung tortoise.
XXXXL - 2 years ago
LOL ZOMBIE KID TURTLES IZWATCHTHISEVRYDEY!
StIckZilLa - 2 years ago
i am disturbed by how turn on i am by this
whoot - 2 years ago
SO.. thats the sound a turtle makes! now I finally got the awnser..
@whoot The train goes choo choo and the turtle goes "EHH"
Hud1 - 2 years ago
@whoot and your mamma goes uuuhhhhhh
Speshl_j - 2 years ago
Confused? Maybe he just has a boot fetish.
justplaineasy17 - 2 years ago
kinda disturbing that someone would actually record that... pretty funny tho, he just keeps trying and trying lol. a side note, could've done without the close up of his equipment lol
Bikerdawg - 2 years ago
@justplaineasy17 Does it make you feel inferior? jk....
blizadee - 2 years ago
I LIKE TURTLES!
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