Confused Tortoise Humping Boot

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  nkscouting - 2 years ago

  I work for PETA, and we're going to put this turtle on the cover of Sports Illustrated once we find it a new home and a job at Rack Room Shoes!

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    DeadeyeAlderman - 2 years ago

    @nkscoutingSports Illustrated? Swimsuit issue ? lol

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  LaCocaColaMan - 2 years ago

   i like how the shoe tries to run away at 1:00 from the immense pounding the turtle is giving it. POUND away my brother. i got a date with a shoe.

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  slave00 - 2 years ago

  I just saw turtle d!ck, I can now leave the internet and go outside, thank you, and goodnight.

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  iSNOWBOARD - 2 years ago

  i hate liberals

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    screamingmeme - 2 years ago

    @iSNOWBOARDme too

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  smemanater - 2 years ago

   wtf wheres the money shot?

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  klove19 - 2 years ago

   Poor little guy. They need to get him a lady turtle

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  ladiiextipsy - 2 years ago

   lol aint that cute

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    swichv64 - 2 years ago

    @ladiiextipsyyou should finish him off

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  hawndawg - 2 years ago

  Gotta get him some Robitussin for that wheeze!

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  ispewmalarkey - 2 years ago

  At least buy the little b@stard a blow up boot. LOL

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  Marxus - 2 years ago

  Is he using his tail as penis ?

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    dubus - 2 years ago

    @MarxusMmmm, no!

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    Knightlight - 2 years ago

    @MarxusWow, that's a well hung tortoise.

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  XXXXL - 2 years ago

  LOL ZOMBIE KID TURTLES IZWATCHTHISEVRYDEY!

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  StIckZilLa - 2 years ago

   i am disturbed by how turn on i am by this

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  whoot - 2 years ago

  SO.. thats the sound a turtle makes! now I finally got the awnser..

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    whoot - 2 years ago

    @whootThe train goes choo choo and the turtle goes "EHH"

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    Hud1 - 2 years ago

    @whootand your mamma goes uuuhhhhhh

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  Speshl_j - 2 years ago

   Confused? Maybe he just has a boot fetish.

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  justplaineasy17 - 2 years ago

  kinda disturbing that someone would actually record that... pretty funny tho, he just keeps trying and trying lol. a side note, could've done without the close up of his equipment lol

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    Bikerdawg - 2 years ago

    @justplaineasy17Does it make you feel inferior? jk....

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  blizadee - 2 years ago

  I LIKE TURTLES!

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  blizadee - 2 years ago

  This is cruel, but hilarious!

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  hawndawg - 2 years ago

  At least he had the sense to do it with a rubber!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    cacamalu - 2 years ago

    @hawndawgwow good one

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  Technostinking - 2 years ago

   did he died?

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    cKy3 - 2 years ago

    @TechnostinkingSorry but unfortunately he deaded.

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  USABlameNeoCons - 2 years ago

  That's like when working class people vote Republican. It's just sick, sad, and totally non-productive

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  iwinmoney - 2 years ago

  did any one else get a boner from this?

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  LoanWoof - 2 years ago

   Ahhh, sneaker, steel toed boot - turtles aren't that discriminating...

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  JackAss1 - 2 years ago

  i bet he would have fun with a squeaky toy, he would think hes in a porn

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  GoGoAGoGo - 2 years ago

  i feel for the little feller. that girl with the camera shoulda finished him off. =(

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  WalterTheDog - 2 years ago

  That's exactly how it was to f*** my ex-wife.

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    RestlessVagabond - 2 years ago

    @WalterTheDogTell me about it.

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